Random thought thread.

What will happen when the world realizes that gold is tacky?
At 4:09 PM 17 December 2007
d:raf wrote
Hypercolors will come back into fashion.
At 4:10 PM 17 December 2007
what will happen when finally master the art of scratching in the year 2024?
At 4:11 PM 17 December 2007
what will happen when i finally master the art of scratching in the year 2024?
At 4:12 PM 17 December 2007
I hope i'm alive to see teleportation.. or jet packs
At 4:29 PM 17 December 2007
djbriguy wrote
They already have Jet packs.
At 4:30 PM 17 December 2007
Consumer jetpacks = super cool.
At 4:31 PM 17 December 2007
Mud butt is no laughing matter
At 4:38 PM 17 December 2007
DJ Prinvale` wrote
i want a jet pack
At 4:42 PM 17 December 2007
djbriguy wrote
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i want a jet pack

www.jetpackinternational.com
At 4:46 PM 17 December 2007
djbriguy wrote
should I just go take a dumpster now or wait 'til I'm prairie doggin' it?
At 5:02 PM 17 December 2007
latindj wrote
How far do you have to go?
At 5:12 PM 17 December 2007
just down the hall....
At 5:23 PM 17 December 2007
latindj wrote
well if you don't make it, I hope you have at least 1 cup!
At 5:26 PM 17 December 2007
I like that I can get the forum on my phone..so when i go drop a duece I can read and bullshit on the forums while in there.
At 5:26 PM 17 December 2007
I'll have a bunch of engineers staring at me...if I don't make it. Maybe I'll just drop my pants and drop a deuce in the nearest cubicle...that should make their geeky day!
At 5:29 PM 17 December 2007
latindj wrote
hahahah why the hell don't you just go to the bathroom??? haha
At 5:30 PM 17 December 2007
lol! ok ok....I'm off to take the Browns to the Super Bowl!!!
At 5:31 PM 17 December 2007
latindj wrote
God, I never thought I had to actually convince someone to go take a shit! haha
At 5:33 PM 17 December 2007
peanut butter and jelly. man, i havent had this in ages
At 5:35 PM 17 December 2007
djbriguy wrote
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penis butter and spermicidal jelly. man, i havent had this in my ass in ages


gross!
At 5:39 PM 17 December 2007
latindj wrote
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what will happen when i finally master the art of typing in the year 2024?


Sorry, couldn't resist :P
At 6:16 PM 17 December 2007
d:raf wrote
good won.
At 6:17 PM 17 December 2007
god damn frakin' iPod! How dare you not "sleep" on me! Reset to factory settings...cool! WTF? Where'd all my god damn music go??? I hope them macs don't do the same thing....
At 7:53 PM 17 December 2007
latindj wrote
god damn freakin' iPod! How dare you not "sleep" on me! Reset to factory settings...cool! WTF? Where'd all my god damn music go??? I hope them macs don't do the same thing....
At 7:53 PM 17 December 2007
latindj wrote
i think my ipod is fucked. everytime i add more than 1 song at a time, bitch locks up my itunes
At 8:32 PM 17 December 2007
djbriguy wrote
Teleportation would kick ass! No more driving really, just teleport from work 2 home, and vice versa! Hey get done with a gig and bam ur back at home!
At 8:41 PM 17 December 2007
J_Static wrote
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Teleportation would kick ass! No more driving really, just teleport from work 2 home, and vice versa! Hey get done with a gig and bam ur back at home!


Yep, put all your gear inside the machine. Can be done in a flash. That would be fuckin awesome!!!
At 8:48 PM 17 December 2007
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Teleportation would kick ass! No more driving really, just teleport from work 2 home, and vice versa! Hey get done with a gig and bam ur back at home!


yeah, so you're fuckin' this girl on the side, all of a sudden, your wife is there! oh shit....
At 9:09 PM 17 December 2007
latindj wrote
Hahaha...there would have to be an "Off" button or something
At 9:11 PM 17 December 2007
ive been reading about it... theyve been able to teleport small atoms to 1 meter distance.... but it destroys the item lol.

They say theorietically, we could teleport a human, or a solid object... but theres no way to "repair" the object at its no location.

Translation: everything teleported dies.

Made me think... if they teleport a human, does he show up in the new location as a pile of flesh,bones, and blood... Or would it be like dust?
At 9:17 PM 17 December 2007
djbriguy wrote
Theres a printer and scanner up at Columbia University that can scan a 3d object and recreate it on the other side out of corn starch. They said they hope to have it be able to recreate the pieces out of metal soon.

This will allow a mechanic or something like that to scan a part and instantly have another one.
At 9:28 PM 17 December 2007
CMOS wrote
that shit is crazy. i'd scan my balls and send them to my boss. lol.
At 9:30 PM 17 December 2007
djbriguy wrote
I don't think it works on objects that small....lol!

I actually use a 3d printer at work, cool stuff. I can create anything in 3d on my computer using CAD software and then print it in 3d in plastic...very cool stuff!
At 9:34 PM 17 December 2007
latindj wrote
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I don't think it works on objects that small....lol!

FTW

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I actually use a 3d printer at work, cool stuff. I can create anything in 3d on my computer using CAD software and then print it in 3d in plastic...very cool stuff!

You make dildo's, don't you?
At 9:36 PM 17 December 2007
djbriguy wrote
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I don't think it works on objects that small....lol!

Fuckin' Tiny Weiner, I hate it!

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I actually use a 3d printer at work, cool stuff. I can create anything in 3d on my computer using CAD software and then print it in 3d in plastic...very cool stuff!


You can make me a dildo, can't you?


I suppose I could, but maybe I should print you some man-sized jewels first?
At 9:41 PM 17 December 2007
latindj wrote
yeah, then we could have that freaky no strings sex teleport channel like in Logan's Run...The sexiest movie EVER!
At 9:42 PM 17 December 2007
I'd put the teleporter under my desk, stick my junk in and out of it, and tell my GF to put her vagina against the other end at home. lol.
At 9:55 PM 17 December 2007
djbriguy wrote
hahahahahahahh

Im hysterical laughin over here. Past few posts had me rollin!! haha
At 10:14 PM 17 December 2007
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At 10:17 PM 17 December 2007
latindj wrote
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Teleportation would kick ass! No more driving really, just teleport from work 2 home, and vice versa! Hey get done with a gig and bam ur back at home!


yeah, so you're fuckin' this girl on the side, all of a sudden, your wife is there! oh shit....


This coming from a guy who's wife has a boyfriend
At 10:32 PM 17 December 2007
J_Static wrote
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Teleportation would kick ass! No more driving really, just teleport from work 2 home, and vice versa! Hey get done with a gig and bam ur back at home!


yeah, so you're fuckin' this girl on the side, all of a sudden, your wife is there! oh shit....


This coming from a guy who's wife has a boyfriend


I see you're so fuckin' intelligent that you haven't figured that one out yet, even after it was spelled out to you. I guess you don't have a to be a rocket scientist to put handcuffs on someone, thank goodness for your sake.
At 10:48 PM 17 December 2007
latindj wrote
Ur an idiot as well! Did u not see the sarcam in that statement of mine? U must be a real winner with tha ladies!

Maybe u should come 2 my class that I offer called: "Get a clue!"
At 11:10 PM 17 December 2007
J_Static wrote
Sure sign me up.. I like blues clues. Are you the gay lookin' dude or the dog?
At 11:20 PM 17 December 2007
latindj wrote
Haha! Now ur getting it! See how reverse psychology works! It works on the less intelligent!

I kid kid! Works on me too sometimes cuz damn wifey should have a PHD in that shit!
At 11:51 PM 17 December 2007
J_Static wrote
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i want a jet pack

www.jetpackinternational.com


Max weight: 180
Oh shit, I'm too heavy to fly a jet pack. Damn!
At 11:51 PM 17 December 2007
FunkyRob wrote
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I like that I can get the forum on my phone..so when i go drop a duece I can read and bullshit on the forums while in there.
I've been doing that a lot too.

I <3 my overpriced iPhone.
At 11:53 PM 17 December 2007
FunkyRob wrote
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Teleportation would kick ass! No more driving really, just teleport from work 2 home, and vice versa! Hey get done with a gig and bam ur back at home!


Yep, put all your gear inside the machine. Can be done in a flash. That would be fuckin awesome!!!


What if your molecules intermix with those of your gear. It would be like dude from "The Fly" or something.

What if the monitor from your notebook fused into your abdomen. You'd be all looking like of the Teletubbies.
At 12:01 AM 18 December 2007
FunkyRob wrote
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I like that I can get the forum on my phone..so when i go drop a duece I can read and bullshit on the forums while in there.
I've been doing that a lot too.

I <3 my overpriced
iPhone.


Its all about the BB pearl!
At 12:04 AM 18 December 2007
J_Static wrote
Is that little instructional icon that says "open here" really necessary on Hershey bars?
At 2:30 AM 18 December 2007
d:raf wrote
Yea for the morons in society!
At 2:47 AM 18 December 2007
J_Static wrote
fuck frost on my windows, making me 20 minutes late to work.
At 1:28 PM 18 December 2007
djbriguy wrote
damnit, i forgot my laptop. now i can't log on to myspace or stickam while i'm at work. i have to wait till i get home!
At 1:31 PM 18 December 2007
ive never tried bringing my laptop to work... but im sure my boss would have something negative to say about it
At 1:32 PM 18 December 2007
djbriguy wrote
its a company issued laptop. the "guest" wireless connection has no restrictions as far as site access...not like the lan.
At 1:33 PM 18 December 2007
i wanna be important enough to be issues a lappy
At 1:34 PM 18 December 2007
djbriguy wrote
issued. doh
At 1:34 PM 18 December 2007
djbriguy wrote
yes, power has its advantages. you should see how i wield it over female engineers. mwahahahaha.
At 1:35 PM 18 December 2007
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yes, power has its advantages. you should see how i wield it over female engineers. mwahahahaha.


dude, you don't need power over female engineers....at least the ones at my job are all homely and never look you in the eye. Just talking to them scares the crap out of them...
At 4:28 PM 18 December 2007
latindj wrote
i have to pee
At 4:34 PM 18 December 2007
djbriguy wrote
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yes, power has its advantages. you should see how i wield it over female engineers. mwahahahaha.


dude, you don't need power over female engineers....at least the ones at my job are all homely and never look you in the eye. Just talking to them scares the crap out of them...


it was a joke ese.
At 4:44 PM 18 December 2007
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yes, power has its advantages. you should see how i wield it over female engineers. mwahahahaha.


dude, you don't need power over female engineers....at least the ones at my job are all homely and never look you in the eye. Just talking to them scares the crap out of them...


But you know who scares me? The overbearing female buyers that I have to deal with.
At 4:45 PM 18 December 2007
yeah, purchasing people suck. they all need to get laid...
At 4:46 PM 18 December 2007
latindj wrote
They are all married...so yeah they do. haha.
At 4:46 PM 18 December 2007
what happens if this experiment goes wrong?

www.misunderstooduniverse.com

www.youtube.com view

it could destroy the universe.........
At 9:22 PM 18 December 2007
B-don wrote
Goddammit! Wife bitches at me every day to watch the baby so she doesn't fall of the freakin' bed and what does baby do on wifey watch.....if it was me I'd never hear the end of it.
At 10:49 PM 18 December 2007
latindj wrote
where'd all the peeps go?
At 11:41 PM 18 December 2007
latindj wrote
Wifey sounds fucked up Latin?
At 11:42 PM 18 December 2007
J_Static wrote
Yo, after 5 pm est, alot of dudes go home and won't log on until tonight.
At 11:42 PM 18 December 2007
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Wifey sounds fucked up Latin?


lol. nah, wifey is cool. baby was sleeping and normally cries when she wakes up. but today she decided to wake up and crawl off the bed...i'm just saying that if it had happened on my watch i'd be in big trouble! wifey was in tears when she called me...baby is ok.
At 11:52 PM 18 December 2007
latindj wrote
I'd be all over wifey like WTF is your problem! Why weren't u watching the baby? If it happened while I was watching her, you'd never let me hear the end of it!

My wife's aunt dropped our daughter once! Dude I was at work and when my wife told me when I got home, I aBout had a fuckin mental breakdown like: "WTF!"
At 11:56 PM 18 December 2007
J_Static wrote
wife's all ready shook up. won't do any good me yelling at her and making it worse...especially worse for me! it happens man.
At 12:00 AM 19 December 2007
latindj wrote
I was joking! But ur right when that shit happens on our watch, its the end of the world!
At 12:01 AM 19 December 2007
J_Static wrote
I saw in maxim that the flying car model is out. It should be out in 8 years. It has three wheels and works like a helicopter. Supposed to be east to operate. Pilots licence is a requirement and I assume it will cost atleast a half a mil so save up
At 3:01 AM 19 December 2007
stevie o wrote
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I saw in maxim that the flying car model is out. It should be out in 8 years. It has three wheels and works like a helicopter. Supposed to be east to operate. Pilots licence is a requirement and I assume it will cost atleast a half a mil so save up


bah, kind of like blu ray disc players? lol. Shits were $1000 last year, and $300 this year.
At 1:23 PM 19 December 2007
djbriguy wrote
true but the car is gone be major dough. That's how there gonna regulate air traffic. Of. 90% of people can't afford it it won't get crowded up there. I I forgot to mention wth the flying car you can only fly ip to 4000 feet so theres no interference with planes. I dont think its ever gonna happen.IMO.
At 3:30 PM 19 December 2007
stevie o wrote
I think it will eventually. But not in our lifetime, or if it does, it will be when we are too old to really enjoy it.
At 3:33 PM 19 December 2007
On second thought, maybe not. Running out of gas while flying at 4000 feet up is going to be a bitch! haha
At 3:34 PM 19 December 2007
Great....another think to worry about, drunk flying. I can just imagine hearing stories of shit heads who get tanked take a chick home in that bad larry and then proceed to fly their car into the grand canyon or the ocean lol
At 3:34 PM 19 December 2007
hahaha
At 3:34 PM 19 December 2007
i wonder if there will be no fly zones over government buildings n shit...

Sounds like the traffic control would be ridiculously hectic
At 3:47 PM 19 December 2007
djbriguy wrote
My random thought for the day was, how long it would take me to learn to become a singer? Like a proper soul Alexander O Neal, Johnny Gill type singer.
At 3:57 PM 19 December 2007
Caramac wrote
At 4:25 PM 19 December 2007
d:raf wrote
I hate politics at work.....
At 4:28 PM 19 December 2007
J_Static wrote
i'm so ronery...
At 8:33 PM 19 December 2007
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i'm so horney...


alllllllright.............. ??
At 8:34 PM 19 December 2007
djbriguy wrote
that too! haha
At 8:36 PM 19 December 2007
random thought ... Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
At 8:40 PM 19 December 2007
stevie o wrote
very good stevie o! good question.
At 8:41 PM 19 December 2007
djbriguy wrote
Why are hemmoriods called hemmoroids and not asteroids?
At 8:43 PM 19 December 2007
why did peaches and herb breakup???
At 9:20 PM 19 December 2007
latindj wrote
Why is the only private shazzatorium at my office off limits to the people who actually work here? Why should it only be for guests? Is shazzing in peace and private not a basic huma right?
At 9:22 PM 19 December 2007
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random thought ... Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?


Stop biting off of comedians
At 9:22 PM 19 December 2007
J_Static wrote
Why did Ike beat Tina
At 9:22 PM 19 December 2007
J_Static wrote
What happened to Gladys Knight and the Pips
At 9:23 PM 19 December 2007
J_Static wrote
Why did MJ have to become so weird....
At 9:26 PM 19 December 2007
djbriguy wrote
^^ Years and years of child abuse from Joe Jackson


There's your answer pal, and wouldn't you be a little weird too if ya had a sister like Latoya
At 9:30 PM 19 December 2007
J_Static wrote
True... growing up with a fucked up dad... watching/listening to your older brothers and dad have sex with groupies... growing up in the spotlight... ya ok, it makes sense now.
At 9:33 PM 19 December 2007
djbriguy wrote
I wish I had more groupies.
At 9:39 PM 19 December 2007
I wish i had 1 groupie.
At 9:42 PM 19 December 2007
djbriguy wrote
I had 4 groupies today on stickam
At 12:21 AM 20 December 2007
stevie o wrote
I would never steal comedians material j static!!
And whats the deal with ovaltine?
At 12:27 AM 20 December 2007
stevie o wrote
random thought.. Does fantasia have the biggest mouth ever?
At 12:33 AM 20 December 2007
stevie o wrote
Don't u mean biggest lips!

I'd let her wrap those around my c*ck!
At 1:33 AM 20 December 2007
J_Static wrote
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What happened to Gladys Knight and the Pips

It's funny when people think it Gladys Knight and the Pimps.
At 1:59 AM 20 December 2007
FunkyRob wrote
Random Thought.....

So how much would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could actually chuck wood?

hmmm.
At 2:02 AM 20 December 2007
FunkyRob wrote
Everybody knows a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
At 2:34 AM 20 December 2007
d:raf wrote
chuck the woodchuck chucks enough fuckin' wood to make him upchuck every fuckin' woodchuck day. chuck the woodchuck fills a fuckin' truck chuck full of woodchuck chucked wood.
At 2:42 AM 20 December 2007
latindj wrote
scratchlive > crazy bitches
At 2:34 PM 20 December 2007
OK, which one of you guys is sellin their car?

cgi.ebay.com
At 5:01 PM 20 December 2007
d:raf wrote
If I try to dance up in this place, is it a universal given that you and your man will be planning to hate, or does that pattern of behavior apply solely to those who are "so hood"?

<--- not hood.
At 7:12 PM 4 January 2008
d:raf wrote
why does time always move at the same pace, yet sometimes it seems like its moving a million times slower then usual.
At 7:16 PM 4 January 2008
why must i be like that, why must i chase the cat?
At 7:53 PM 4 January 2008
How come you drive your car on the parkway, but you park your car in your driveway? How is this possible?
At 7:53 PM 4 January 2008
why can't i fall asleep in the daytime? but I stay up all feakin night long?
At 7:55 PM 4 January 2008
barber I already used that driveway bit
At 9:27 PM 4 January 2008
stevie o wrote
damn you did, my b
At 9:39 PM 4 January 2008
hellows freinds
At 11:34 PM 4 January 2008
hows cums it doings for one cup from a too gurls
At 11:37 PM 4 January 2008
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OK, which one of you guys is sellin their car?

cgi.ebay.com


Damn, I'm blind!!!!! My Eyes!!! My Eyes!!!
At 1:45 AM 5 January 2008
FunkyRob wrote
As a child I once heard.......

Why do we call them "buildings" when they are already built?

Wouldn't "builts" be more proper?
At 1:49 AM 5 January 2008
FunkyRob wrote
Furthermore...

...how can you "plan to hate"? Is not the act of planning to hate actually hate in & of itself?

Does not compute.
At 6:32 AM 5 January 2008
d:raf wrote
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As a child I once heard.......

Why do we call them "buildings" when they are already built?

Wouldn't "builts" be more proper?


Also why do we call them fingers, ive never seen them fing...
At 8:25 AM 5 January 2008
Gor wrote
When taken as a literary work, Craig Mack's "Flava In Your Ear" makes no sense at all.
At 8:16 PM 5 January 2008
d:raf wrote
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When taken as a literary work, Craig Mack's "Flava In Your Ear" makes no sense at all.


It does if you're our prime minister Kevin Rudd -> www.youtube.com view

He found much flavour in his ear.
At 3:13 AM 6 January 2008
Gor wrote
Tasty :))

Few things are more disappointing than a Marvel vs. Capcom 2 game that begins with your opponent asking "How do I block?".
At 5:28 AM 9 January 2008
d:raf wrote
Why are the Mortal Kombat/Street Fighter movies soooooooooo bad??
At 4:50 PM 9 January 2008
djbriguy wrote
because they star Jean Claude Van Damm, and a cast of actors on their way out!
At 4:52 PM 9 January 2008
but seriously... even the plots were terrible... actors not even close to looking like the video game characters (with the exception of Zengeif and Chun-Lei <---who i'd hump)

Street Fighter was on tv this weekend, and wow... i forgot how much it sucked. In the end, M. Bison is using the Arcade joystick to control his weapons.... come on!
At 4:58 PM 9 January 2008
djbriguy wrote
At 6:52 PM 9 January 2008
d:raf wrote
random thought...
if a fat girl falls trips and falls in the Forrest, do the trees laugh?
At 11:24 PM 9 January 2008
stevie o wrote
Should have been read as such.......
if a fat girl is alone in the forest and falls do the trees laugh
At 11:26 PM 9 January 2008
stevie o wrote
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what happens if this experiment goes wrong?

www.misunderstooduniverse.com

www.youtube.com view

it could destroy the universe.........


I've heard of this and it is quite interesting and makes me realizes how pointless everyday problems can be. The universe is so fascinating, I wonder why more people don't want to know what's really out there. I hope I find out before I die or maybe when I die I will find out.. Can't wait to learn the truth.
At 5:58 AM 10 January 2008
dj KarrsiN wrote
I wonder if that chick is wearing any chones??? hmmmmmmmm.....
At 6:25 PM 10 January 2008
latindj wrote
Slipmats make pretty decent mousepads...
At 4:04 PM 26 January 2008
d:raf wrote
I wonder what a bank teller would say if I went in with $15,000 cash and said
"I want the gold counterpart to this money"

that's how its suppose to work anyways.

ill try so and record it on my phone and youtube it, of course acting completely ignorant to the teller and manager.
At 6:40 AM 27 January 2008
DJ Sniffles wrote
You'd probably have better luck at the pawnshop :))

post it when you do it...
At 4:09 PM 27 January 2008
d:raf wrote
sometimes when i get horny,i dont care if i get to fuck an ugly girl or a fat girl..but when i think back on it, i feel discusted and wana throw up

lol :)
At 11:48 PM 27 January 2008
djchope wrote
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I wonder what a bank teller would say if I went in with $15,000 cash and said
"I want the gold counterpart to this money"

that's how its suppose to work anyways.

ill try so and record it on my phone and youtube it, of course acting completely ignorant to the teller and manager.



Send a check to a broker and buy a gold ETF.
At 12:07 AM 28 January 2008
bourbonstmc wrote
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random thought.. Does fantasia have the biggest mouth ever?


Let's see:

www.idolstalker.com

artfiles.art.com

Too close to call...
At 12:10 AM 28 January 2008
bourbonstmc wrote
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I wonder what a bank teller would say if I went in with $15,000 cash and said
"I want the gold counterpart to this money"

that's how its suppose to work anyways.

ill try so and record it on my phone and youtube it, of course acting completely ignorant to the teller and manager.


Brokers require fees


Send a check to a broker and buy a gold ETF.
At 12:17 AM 28 January 2008
DJ Sniffles wrote
At a discount broker, you could buy as much GLD as you want for $7-10 a trade. But don't jump in all at once, average in as it's been going steadily up for several months and is prone to sharp corrections...

Here's GLD against US stocks (SPY) and bonds (AGG) for the last 5 years:


finance.yahoo.com
At 12:58 AM 28 January 2008
bourbonstmc wrote
lol i dont wanna buy gold. i'm just saying, the way banks originally ran back in the early 1900's and earlier, you use to take your "cash" to the bank, and get its actual worth in gold, since cash money is essentially paper that represents actual gold value
At 1:14 AM 28 January 2008
DJ Sniffles wrote
besides....why not buy gold, not paper saying i own such and such gold, but physical gold.
At 1:18 AM 28 January 2008
DJ Sniffles wrote
If the financial world gets to the point that you can't sell a gold ETF, there won't be much left to buy with gold coins or bars anyway.
At 1:44 AM 28 January 2008
bourbonstmc wrote
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besides....why not buy gold, not paper saying i own such and such gold, but physical gold.


because we've graduated from having to carry around sacks of gold nuggets and a scale to of a freakin' wallet, that's why.
At 5:03 AM 28 January 2008
latindj wrote
I was watching this show last night about Virtual World video games... like SIMS Online, and all of those other games that are out. Shit is crazy. People have made millions of dollars buying/selling realestate in the virtual world.

This one guy took a 2nd mortgage out on his house to buy millions of dollars worth of "virtual land." He "built" a shopping mall with it, and "leases" the "stores" to other players and made his money back in 6 months!

They talk about how people think its crazy n shit, but they made a valant point.... The paper dollar is virtual currency and always has been. It has no monetary value, it just simply represents goods/services. Idk, i thought it was interesting.
At 1:43 PM 28 January 2008
djbriguy wrote
^^could I be a virtual pimp? and send my virtual girls out on calls? to get you vritually laid? and take virtually all your money???
At 7:40 PM 28 January 2008
latindj wrote
People definitely have real businesses on 2nd Life. But I don't know the prostitution laws in the virtual world...
At 7:43 PM 28 January 2008
bourbonstmc wrote
Does a dead body in the back of a hearse count as a "person" so you can drive in the carpool lane?

Today one drove past me on my way to work. I didn't see a person in the passenger seat. So I assumed there was some "body" in the back.

This driver could be on to something.
At 7:36 PM 7 March 2008
FunkyRob wrote
If you report a mod, does it create an antimatter vortex?
At 12:12 AM 19 March 2008
d:raf wrote
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
At 7:22 PM 22 April 2008
djbriguy wrote
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
At 7:22 PM 22 April 2008
djbriguy wrote
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
At 7:23 PM 22 April 2008
djbriguy wrote
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
At 7:24 PM 22 April 2008
djbriguy wrote
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
At 7:24 PM 22 April 2008
djbriguy wrote
LOL,,,i did too
At 7:31 PM 22 April 2008
BriChi wrote
Why do we say boot but we dont say foot with the same "oot" or vise versa?
At 9:55 PM 22 April 2008
dj skraps wrote
Where can I get a flux capacitor for serato...
At 10:00 PM 22 April 2008
tehBEN wrote
why do most people say often pronouncing the "T" but say soften the correct way?
At 10:04 PM 22 April 2008
dj skraps wrote
why is it some days I can not mix worth a sh!t?
At 10:34 PM 22 April 2008
Elronz wrote
You'd never be able to get your fingers underneath the pizza crust if it came in a round box.
At 8:35 AM 23 April 2008
Caramac wrote
Pass.
At 8:35 AM 23 April 2008
Caramac wrote
A round box would be a bitch to fold/store too.
At 3:57 PM 23 April 2008
d:raf wrote
At 4:09 PM 23 April 2008
DVDjHardy wrote
haha I love that movie, whats funny is the fax machine at my work is a piece of shit and faxes never go through and I always think about that part of office space
At 4:13 PM 23 April 2008
FlexyD wrote
PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean!
At 5:04 PM 23 April 2008
i have this picture hanging in my office.
www.redboy.com
At 5:10 PM 23 April 2008
djbriguy wrote
^^^Same here. I fucking hate printers/fax machines. Evil.
At 5:13 PM 23 April 2008
DVDjHardy wrote
And now it will be hanging in my office too~ haha.
At 8:13 PM 23 April 2008
random thought...

In the song " I got 5 on it" by luniz.., the dude says " I take sacks to the face whenever I can."

Dont you think that bar Is screaming for a no homo?
just a random thought
At 9:16 PM 25 April 2008
stevie o wrote
Sparkletext: just don't do it.

i131.photobucket.com
At 4:45 AM 2 May 2008
d:raf wrote
How come the girls bathroom is always way more nasty then the guys @ the end of the night.
At 6:13 AM 2 May 2008
djskiggz wrote
oh yea and dominos doesnt have a square box
At 6:15 AM 2 May 2008
djskiggz wrote
Why are all the best club nights on a school night??

I'm so tired.
At 8:01 AM 2 May 2008
Caramac wrote
Why must I chase the cat?
At 6:29 PM 6 May 2008
fuul of nohledge

www.youtube.com view
At 11:30 PM 6 May 2008
why is linsey lohan stealing mink coats!!!!!!!
At 1:34 PM 7 May 2008
Nicky Blunt wrote
LOl WTF??
At 1:36 PM 7 May 2008
Caramac wrote
When is the TTM 58 comming out? (hopefully not soon)
At 1:44 PM 7 May 2008
djchope wrote
Quote:
LOl WTF??


www.digitalspy.co.uk
At 1:51 PM 7 May 2008
Nicky Blunt wrote
ha ha ha^^^^^^^
At 1:55 PM 7 May 2008
Nicky Blunt wrote
Quote:
Quote:
LOl WTF??


www.digitalspy.co.uk


Ha ha quality.
At 1:55 PM 7 May 2008
Caramac wrote
Quote:
fuul of nohledge

www.youtube.com view



Woooooooow
At 11:56 AM 8 May 2008
DJ Sniffles wrote
man i got no further than her for about 45 sec then switched off!!!
At 12:06 PM 8 May 2008
Nicky Blunt wrote
Why do so many people like MC Skibadee?
At 12:00 AM 20 May 2008
d:raf wrote
Coolest PSA Ever: drugsarebadmmkay.ytmnd.com
At 12:13 AM 20 May 2008
sG wrote
mc skibadee & 95% of drum & bass mc's suck hairy donky balls!
At 2:21 PM 20 May 2008
Nicky Blunt wrote
lily allen shaves her quim!!!!!
At 2:22 PM 20 May 2008
Nicky Blunt wrote
its niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice
At 2:22 PM 20 May 2008
Nicky Blunt wrote
ugh...
At 2:45 PM 20 May 2008
If I had a time machine, I would go back to my childhood era and warn myself about the horrors of Fisher Price cue burn.
At 5:48 AM 27 May 2008
d:raf wrote
42.
At 8:42 AM 27 May 2008
sweetL wrote
Shitty weekends really really suck!

Especially when you just need a break from stress & its just made worse!
At 9:15 AM 27 May 2008
Nicky Blunt wrote
Why do some chunky chicks think they are the shit?
At 3:01 PM 27 May 2008
DJ-A wrote
how can janet Jackson go from being repulsively fat to having a chiseled six pack in a month?
At 3:23 PM 27 May 2008
stevie o wrote
Quote:
how can janet Jackson go from being repulsively fat to having a chiseled six pack in a month?

it's either a look-alike, or a clone of her that is always being worked out and lives in a science lab
At 3:29 PM 27 May 2008
DJ-A wrote
lipo-sculpture foo!
At 5:20 PM 27 May 2008
In the UK we call that thE C-PLAN DIET!

sNIFF LOADSA COKE DONT EAT & WATCH THAT WEIGHT FALL OFF!

(PS I don't condone the use of coke its bad for your teeth)
At 11:29 AM 9 June 2008
Nicky Blunt wrote
At 4:00 PM 9 June 2008
d:raf wrote
It's not the coke that's bad for your teeth. It's the malnutrition from not eating right.

Funny that an English guy is talking about teeth: Americans have a stereotype of Brits as having bad teeth...
At 4:46 PM 9 June 2008
bourbonstmc wrote
here was one I had yesterday while having lunch at a farmer's market.

Why the fuck do Mothers with babies wear the shitties clothes and don't put on makeup. Yuck.
At 6:02 PM 9 June 2008
DJBlisk wrote
if quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
At 6:57 PM 9 June 2008
shiestO! wrote
Quote:
mc skibadee & 95% of drum & bass mc's suck hairy donky balls!


i agree. the only appropriate mc in drum and bass is Mecha from DC. wordup.
At 6:58 PM 9 June 2008
shiestO! wrote
Quote:
Quote:
mc skibadee & 95% of drum & bass mc's suck hairy donky balls!


i agree. the only appropriate mc in drum and bass is Mecha from DC. wordup.


Check out my homei Teddy MC, he's dope. He usually MCs for Ronin Selectah, Joey P & Sinistarr.
At 7:07 PM 9 June 2008
DVDjHardy wrote
Quote:
Quote:
mc skibadee & 95% of drum & bass mc's suck hairy donky balls!


i agree. the only appropriate mc in drum and bass is Mecha from DC. wordup.

dynamite mc???? that guy is BAD...
At 10:32 PM 9 June 2008
sweetL wrote
Quote:
It's not the coke that's bad for your teeth. It's the malnutrition from not eating right.

Funny that an English guy is talking about teeth: Americans have a stereotype of Brits as having bad teeth...


Ha ha ha!

I look after my gnashers dude!!!!

You only get two pair y'know!!!!!

ha ha ha!!!
At 11:57 AM 13 June 2008
Nicky Blunt wrote
A new online species; the music producer-targeted Myspace whorebot.

www.myspace.com
At 5:02 PM 19 June 2008
d:raf wrote
what sucks, is that spam machine has more friends than I do lol
At 5:08 PM 19 June 2008
Why can't I pull off the 2 top buttons open of my work shirt look?
At 10:35 AM 2 July 2008
Caramac wrote
Quote:
Why can't I pull off the 2 top buttons open of my work shirt look?


beecoz youre's ober allz goings falled down
At 3:51 AM 3 July 2008
spaghetti o's diet soda and a snickers bar.
At 5:26 AM 3 July 2008
Why don't the airbags ever deploy in that Scion car-chase in "Vantage Point"?

They don't seem to work all that well...
At 10:40 PM 13 July 2008
d:raf wrote
why do cars blow up in movies every time they flip over?
At 10:52 PM 13 July 2008
DJ Sniffles wrote
Quote:
sometimes when i get horny,i dont care if i get to fuck an ugly girl or a fat girl..but when i think back on it, i feel discusted and wana throw up

lol :)


Im not happy unless I'm Dj'ing or getting some pussy :)
At 3:35 AM 14 July 2008
Dj Bert wrote
I realized this while driving home earlier tonight...

Why is "fuck" considered a bad word? What is so bad about it?
At 5:10 AM 14 July 2008
DVDjHardy wrote
why bitches be crazy
At 5:17 AM 14 July 2008
DJ Sniffles wrote
Quote:
I realized this while driving home earlier tonight...

Why is "fuck" considered a bad word? What is so bad about it?


There has to be vulgarity otherwise "eloquent speech" would not exist.

The word "fuck" has a rich history worth looking into--goes back centuries originating in Brittania.

In American vernacular words that used to be veru offensive are becoming more acceptable. Bitch readily comes to mind. I have heard it on prime time, in my Mama's day that was a big deal.

The N-Word I think has supplanted "fuck" as the most offensive word in American English. There are levels to this. A black dude can rap and say it with an "ah" suffix, but if you're a cracker like me saying it with an "er" will get you in a fight pretty quick (and rightfully so!)

But what about us white Hip Hop heads? os "ah" acceptable? I never use it. But compared to uttering fuck, I think you cause a much bigger controversy.
At 5:57 AM 14 July 2008
kalibhakta wrote
Wigger.

We all know what it means, but is it PC?

I love Lady Sovereign and she has a song called "I'm a wigga."

I'm stumped here. I live in South Philly which is a weeeeeird place. Most of the poorer white kids fit the "wigga mold," but they are also very racist. I go into these hick bars and they play R&B/Crunk music, yet they somehow hate blacks in a way I could not possibly understand.

I wouldn't ever say the "n-Word," but if I call someone a wigger most people would know the exact type of person I am referring to! What is up with that?

I think a lot of surburbans raised on MTV identify with a culture not related to them and affect all the worst stereotypical aspects of that culture, so if I were to say "wigga" y'all would know what I mean.

But I am a white dude and the term has mad racist connotations. So is Wigga as a word PC????? If not, what do I call these muthafuckas?
At 6:05 AM 14 July 2008
kalibhakta wrote
It's funny you say that. There was this one nazi guy who lived in the next town and apparently the guy was the world's biggest Bob Marley fan. Go figure.
At 11:45 AM 14 July 2008
Caramac wrote
I think a major difference is that the "n" word actually has centuries of seriously negative (and violent) history associated with it, whereas the "w" word was created very recently to describe a very specific type of person.
At 3:20 PM 14 July 2008
d:raf wrote
Quote:
what do I call these muthafuckas?


wannabe's, fakers, posers, squid.
At 3:51 PM 14 July 2008
Quote:
Quote:
what do I call these muthafuckas?


wannabe's, fakers, posers, squid.


Pretty fly for a white guy? (no dale)
At 5:34 PM 14 July 2008
Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
what do I call these muthafuckas?


wannabe's, fakers, posers, squid.


Pretty fly for a white guy? (no dale)


or muthafuckas.
At 6:03 PM 14 July 2008
my nose runs when i shit.
At 10:12 PM 14 July 2008
stevie o wrote
HAHHAHHAH
At 10:15 PM 14 July 2008
kalibhakta wrote
its true
At 10:21 PM 14 July 2008
stevie o wrote
and i shit blood sometimes.....dam i thought this was the confession thread
At 10:22 PM 14 July 2008
stevie o wrote
Seriously bruv. Go see a doctor.
At 10:56 PM 14 July 2008
Caramac wrote
thanks for the concern man. My girl tells
Me that everyday
At 11:31 PM 14 July 2008
stevie o wrote
Quote:
my nose runs when i shit.


the smell must be burning your nose...

try one of these

(for you)

www.professionalequipment.com

for your girl

www.professionalequipment.com
At 2:18 PM 15 July 2008
DJ-A wrote
Quote:
thanks for the concern man. My girl tells
Me that everyday


And still you don't go.
At 8:26 AM 16 July 2008
Caramac wrote
Whoever decided that those plastic sleeves were cool that Prince was using for his 12" singles during the "LoveSexy" period is an imbecile. They leave behind nearly impregnable residue on the vinyl.

Curses!
At 2:54 PM 1 August 2008
d:raf wrote
random thought!

I would bang a 9 month pregnant angelina jolie.
At 9:34 PM 1 August 2008
stevie o wrote
Quote:
random thought!

I would bang a 9 month pregnant angelina jolie.


Hell-Yeah!
At 10:18 PM 1 August 2008
DJ-A wrote
gum is great. Especially bubble gum.
At 8:51 PM 2 August 2008
smoothe wrote
I have to have bubble gum all the time. Constantly chewing.
At 8:52 PM 2 August 2008
smoothe wrote
Angelina Jolie does absolutely nothing for me.
At 5:45 PM 3 August 2008
Caramac wrote
^^^She's too damn skinny. She needs to go eat something. I think she looked the best in the Tomb Raider movies
At 6:02 PM 3 August 2008
Quote:
^^^She's too damn skinny. She needs to go eat something. I think she looked the best in the Tomb Raider movies


I didnt say today... basically you get to pick when you saw her look the best...

heres a good example... if i said Lindsay Lohan was hott, i wouldnt be talking about the night she was cracked out, skinny as a tooth pick and looked like shit...
At 6:47 PM 4 August 2008
DJ-A wrote
Quote:
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?


I think so. I was taking guitar lessons a few years ago and the first thing they taught us was Twinkle Twinkle Little Star on the bottom E string.

The first thing I thought of was "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMNO, P" as I was hearing it.
At 11:12 PM 4 August 2008
FunkyRob wrote
Quote:
here was one I had yesterday while having lunch at a farmer's market.

Why the fuck do Mothers with babies wear the shitties clothes and don't put on makeup. Yuck.


I think they are typically too tired from having to wake up every 4 hours to feed the little bastards.
At 11:25 PM 4 August 2008
FunkyRob wrote
Quote:
Quote:
here was one I had yesterday while having lunch at a farmer's market.

Why the fuck do Mothers with babies wear the shitties clothes and don't put on makeup. Yuck.


I think they are typically too tired from having to wake up every 4 hours to feed the little bastards.


That doesn't go for every Mother but yea.. often tired and hard to find stuff that still fits and isn't covered in baby spew lol
I tried to make an effort, made me feel better to look good :-)
At 5:53 AM 5 August 2008
mrs_kid90nz wrote
I find females who post on this board to have the same affect as hanging out with 10 of my homies and one of their girls...
At 8:44 PM 14 August 2008
Lol
At 8:47 PM 14 August 2008
Caramac wrote
what the hell are you still doing awake?
At 8:52 PM 14 August 2008
hey herrera, in the words of JT.. cry me a river! sorry for interfering with your circle-jerk lol
At 11:12 PM 14 August 2008
mrs_kid90nz wrote
wow, mrs_kid90...she's a cold hearted one isn't she...lol
At 1:01 PM 15 August 2008
I wasn't calling out any one lady in particular. Why did you think I was speaking about your wifey? I'm talking bout all the ladies, except nik39.
At 1:11 PM 15 August 2008
Quote:
hey herrera, in the words of JT.. cry me a river! sorry for interfering with your circle-jerk lol


I thought this post was from your man. your names are so similar i confuse you two.
At 1:14 PM 15 August 2008
mrs_kid90nz = boobs

kid90nz = no boobs

now can you tell?
At 1:56 PM 15 August 2008
DJ-A wrote
a-ha, got it.
At 1:59 PM 15 August 2008
Sign-up never specified that you had to be a male to be in here so.. sorry, but you're stuck with me..

naanaa na naanaaa! ;-D
At 7:08 PM 15 August 2008
mrs_kid90nz wrote
Some drunk-ass had threw up on the dancefloor last night...worst smell EVER! Bad enough that I could smell it from about about 25 feet higher up than the dancefloor...gross!
At 7:17 PM 15 August 2008
DVDjHardy wrote
Quote:
sorry, but you're stuck with me..

naanaa na naanaaa! ;-D


Funny, that's the same shit my boys wife said. We stopped hanging out with him. He got divorced. We hang out with him again.
At 8:17 PM 15 August 2008
Quote:
Quote:
sorry, but you're stuck with me..

naanaa na naanaaa! ;-D


Funny, that's the same shit my boys wife said. We stopped hanging out with him. He got divorced. We hang out with him again.

wow, that's nasty! some friend you are..
At 8:21 PM 15 August 2008
mrs_kid90nz wrote
He wouldn't stop bringing his wifey to hang out with the guys. Not our fault.
At 8:48 PM 15 August 2008
Quote:
He wouldn't stop bringing his wifey to hang out with the guys. Not our fault.

Was she interupting your circle-jerk too? awwwwww poor you

Wow, how old are you? 12?? What, do you still think girls are icky and have coodies or something?

That is totally pathetic. The only time I would agree with something like that was if she was a total bitch or something..

..if it was purely cuz she was female then you're just retarded.
At 9:22 PM 15 August 2008
mrs_kid90nz wrote
spaghetti O's, peanut butter, oatmeal, a Bentley and a midget
At 9:28 PM 15 August 2008
nice change of subject lol
At 9:33 PM 15 August 2008
mrs_kid90nz wrote
random thought..

why do standard foods like peanut butter, chocolate etc. taste so different depending on where you are in the world?

american peanut butter is sweetish yea?
At 9:37 PM 15 August 2008
mrs_kid90nz wrote
I bet even subway veggie patty's in nz taste different to veggie patty's in the US even though it's the same company..
At 9:39 PM 15 August 2008
mrs_kid90nz wrote
I hate buying subway's here in the UK. I always feel like I'm being robbed. In NY they cram that shit full of toppings over here they give you the bare minimum and charge you double for the pleasure.
At 1:27 PM 16 August 2008
Caramac wrote
Yo when I was in London last month we ate that pret a manger shit like twice a day. Mad good son.
At 1:22 PM 18 August 2008
Quote:
Quote:
He wouldn't stop bringing his wifey to hang out with the guys. Not our fault.

Was she interupting your circle-jerk too? awwwwww poor you

Wow, how old are you? 12?? What, do you still think girls are icky and have coodies or something?

That is totally pathetic. The only time I would agree with something like that was if she was a total bitch or something..

..if it was purely cuz she was female then you're just retarded.


Actually, its because she sounded exactly like you. Why did you take my random thought so personally? "Oh, did I interupt your circle jerk"? What the fuck?
At 1:25 PM 18 August 2008
"oh snap"

or something...
At 3:26 PM 18 August 2008
d:raf wrote
Quote:
Actually, its because she sounded exactly like you. Why did you take my random thought so personally? "Oh, did I interupt your circle jerk"? What the fuck?


FTR I didn't take it personally, I was just hassling for a start.. circle jerk/brodeo/sausage fest/boy's club, same diff.. it was cuz you posted that comment after one of mine, seemed like a bit more of a dig than a random thought to me..

Anyway... yawn..


Random thought, what is with some DJ's fashion statements.. plaid-shirts are so momma's boy.. best way to get pussy after a gig is to not look like your on your way to your nanna's for dinner.
At 3:08 AM 19 August 2008
mrs_kid90nz wrote
random thought... Cheetos make your feet stink!
At 10:37 AM 19 August 2008
WTF?!?!
At 11:57 AM 19 August 2008
Caramac wrote
Lol that aside my random thought is how do some people keep their job? I've got one idiot supplier phoning me and hassling me for something that isn't my job and expecting me to sort it out.

This payment is overdue
I'm sorry. Do you have a contract saying who requested the service I can contact them for you (which is a big favour in itself)
No can't you go ask someone?
No We're a national company with offices all up and down the country and x of thousands of employees. I'm not asking each individual one if they ordered something.
This is overdue
you said. Find the persons name and we can go from there.
You've been a ''great help''
You're welcome.....Tosser
At 12:11 PM 19 August 2008
Caramac wrote
Why do certain foods (tomatoes) stay hot for ever when cooked??

I got some tomato soup and it's been sat on my desk for the past 15 mins and it's still piping hot.
At 11:48 AM 22 August 2008
Caramac wrote
I don't understand how you crazy Down-Under-ers can eat Vegemite.
At 1:03 PM 22 August 2008
DJ Bouj wrote
Who Ozzies?
At 1:20 PM 22 August 2008
Caramac wrote
Ozzies, New Zealanders, or anyone one who eats the stuff, I had it once, and really couldn't understand how this is a country's national food.
At 1:28 PM 22 August 2008
DJ Bouj wrote
I assume it tastes just as bad as marmite?

Never tried it.
At 1:33 PM 22 August 2008
Caramac wrote
Random thought:

I hate watching people ear nutella. It looks like a shit sandwich.
At 4:11 PM 22 August 2008
CMOS wrote
ear= eat
At 4:11 PM 22 August 2008
CMOS wrote
They also eat fromunda cheese.
At 4:14 PM 22 August 2008
Quote:
Random thought:

I hate watching people ear nutella. It looks like a shit sandwich.


its soooo good though,,...... its like a chocolate sandwich...... lmao.... being a fat italian dude, i love that shit!
At 4:39 PM 22 August 2008
Mmmmmm, Ferrero Rocher wrapped in bread. Nutella is hella good.

Marmite has to be used properly. Their old slogan was "Too much spoils the taste". Use sparingly.

The division between Marmite eaters and Vegemite eaters is like SSL vs TORQ. You are either one or the other. To the untrained palate they taste the same, but there is a big difference.

I'm not sure how it became our national spread. You know us kiwis, we come up with the funniest shit.
At 8:27 PM 22 August 2008
kid90nz wrote
How can we ever become financially stable in this country when AT&T keeps sending me junk mail to promote services I already have?
At 4:05 PM 8 October 2008
d:raf wrote
Me too, both AT&T and Comcast.
At 4:08 PM 8 October 2008
DVDjHardy wrote
+1, but i have verizon... i get annoyed with them because i get calls about being late when i had paid my bill 3 weeks before
At 4:09 PM 8 October 2008
DJ-A wrote
and... the people who call dont have access to billing records...
At 4:10 PM 8 October 2008
DJ-A wrote
Lou Dobbs is almost as big a douche as Sean Hannity.
At 4:14 PM 8 October 2008
bourbonstmc wrote
Quote:
Lou Dobbs is almost as big a douche as Sean Hannity.


LOL, what happened? I know he's always way too cynical and negative for my liking, but how can you compare him to Hannity?
At 4:19 PM 8 October 2008
DVDjHardy wrote
First his anti-immigration and anti-trade noise, now his attacks on the bailout plan. I can't watch his tirades.
At 4:27 PM 8 October 2008
bourbonstmc wrote
Quote:
+1, but i have verizon... i get annoyed with them because i get calls about being late when i had paid my bill 3 weeks before

and... the people who call dont have access to billing records...

haha... I don't have your access to your billing records but it seems that you're late on paying your bill. LOL
At 6:05 PM 8 October 2008
my wife may be... (i had sprint and on auto pay) she's in charge since she wanted to switch us over...

i'll get a text though showing paid, and then a week or two later i'll start getting calls... annoying...
At 6:41 PM 8 October 2008
DJ-A wrote
hayden paniterre is like the most perfect thing on the planet!
At 12:01 PM 9 October 2008
Nicky Blunt wrote
mmmm, I second that nicky

I'd like to make a rosario dawson/hayden paniterre/salma hayeck sandwich!
At 2:59 PM 9 October 2008
yah
i agree with you!

RD is the bomb too!

But its summin about that cheerleaderoutfit!

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!¬!!!!!!
At 3:03 PM 9 October 2008
Nicky Blunt wrote
yah
i agree with you!

RD is the bomb too!

But its summin about that cheerleaderoutfit!

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!!!!!!!
At 3:05 PM 9 October 2008
Nicky Blunt wrote
It's a shame she's got a boy's name. I'd be doing myself!
At 2:57 AM 10 October 2008
kid90nz wrote
why is my penis so large?
At 3:23 PM 10 October 2008
DJ TOGTFO wrote
Quote:
why is my penis so large?

That's what happens when you look at it with a 50x magnifying glass...lol
At 9:52 PM 10 October 2008
Quote:
It's a shame she's got a boy's name. I'd be doing myself!

If you do her then you really will be doing yourself.. from then on ;-p
At 10:09 PM 13 October 2008
mrs_kid90nz wrote
Although, the chances of that are slim to none.. lol
At 10:22 PM 13 October 2008
mrs_kid90nz wrote
^^^LMAO...watch what you post kid90. you know the wife is always around the corner to check up on you
At 11:24 PM 13 October 2008
random thought;

How come dogs asses don't need to be wiped after a shit?
At 1:01 AM 14 October 2008
stevie o wrote
Quote:
Quote:
why is my penis so large?

That's what happens when you look at it with a 50x magnifying glass...lol


lol! maybe you just have small hands? lol!
At 3:57 AM 14 October 2008
latindj wrote
How come the words "good" and "food" dont rhyme?
At 4:26 AM 14 October 2008
DJ TOGTFO wrote
Quote:
^^^LMAO...watch what you post kid90. you know the wife is always around the corner to check up on you

..and you're always just around the corner to post some stupid response after I post anything lol STALKER! ;-p
At 4:37 AM 14 October 2008
mrs_kid90nz wrote
Quote:
Quote:
^^^LMAO...watch what you post kid90. you know the wife is always around the corner to check up on you

..and you're always just around the corner to post some stupid response after I post anything lol STALKER! ;-p

Damn, you figured me out...lol
:-P
At 11:09 AM 14 October 2008
^^^
ha, I knew it! lol better watch out or my hubby might hulk out on you ;-p
At 4:28 AM 15 October 2008
mrs_kid90nz wrote
he won't mind, he's got the sheep...lol
At 10:35 AM 15 October 2008
Hahahaha!

You two...nice to see you're getting along. ;p


Random thought:
Why waste a whole side of a record? I don't want a single-sided promo, thanks.
At 5:13 AM 16 October 2008
kid90nz wrote
Even more random thought. Why do single sided records stick to the slip mat so much? You'd think the shiny side would be smooth against the mat.
At 1:09 PM 17 October 2008
Caramac wrote
Less ridges/grooves = more surface area = more static
At 3:26 PM 17 October 2008
d:raf wrote
You gotta lube up the blank side, n00b.
At 3:30 PM 17 October 2008
DJ Bouj wrote
Quote:
Less ridges/grooves = more surface area = more static


Seen.
At 3:36 PM 17 October 2008
Caramac wrote
Random thought:

Why does the Bored at work Thread always end up being filled with cats talkin about: A) Taking Shits B)How they take shits ( touching the bowl or not) C) That they post while takin shits...
At 3:52 PM 17 October 2008
DJ Bouj wrote
Quote:
Random thought:

Why does the Bored at work Thread always end up being filled with cats talkin about: A) Taking Shits B)How they take shits ( touching the bowl or not) C) That they post while takin shits...


Briguy always gets scatological...
At 3:56 PM 17 October 2008
bourbonstmc wrote
I have a zit, i want to pop it, but its not ready.
At 4:54 PM 17 October 2008
DJ TOGTFO wrote
Quote:
I have a zit, i want to pop it, but its not ready.


Lighter + safety pin = pre-emptive strike.
At 3:06 PM 20 October 2008
d:raf wrote
Ewwww. Lol.
At 3:42 PM 20 October 2008
Caramac wrote
My thought for the day is...

Why is the opening snare on Foxy Brown's Get You Home Tonight tune so bloody loud?
At 3:43 PM 20 October 2008
Caramac wrote
Why is diddy goin around calling himself the "king of the net"? I've never seen him on this forum once.
At 4:29 AM 23 October 2008
T-Mobile sidekick + Scratchlive.net = FAIL
At 5:36 PM 18 November 2008
d:raf wrote
Is petsmart pronunced "pets mart" or "pet smart"?
At 8:17 PM 18 November 2008
typerel wrote
M5Gs of MK5s??? That is the question.
At 3:12 PM 20 November 2008
There is an actual hot girl in my building now...wow!

I know, I know...pics or it didn't happen. I'm working on it...
At 3:13 PM 20 November 2008
DVDjHardy wrote
Make sure you turn off the camera sound. haha.
At 3:14 PM 20 November 2008
Good call!
At 3:15 PM 20 November 2008
DVDjHardy wrote
djhardyhard.com - all I could sitting at my desk, without being really creepy...lol
At 3:27 PM 20 November 2008
DVDjHardy wrote
Quote:
djhardyhard.com - all I could sitting at my desk, without being really creepy...lol


That's a dude! I think it's Jackson Browne...
At 3:30 PM 20 November 2008
bourbonstmc wrote
He has a goatee!
At 3:30 PM 20 November 2008
bourbonstmc wrote
I've worked at this place for 3 years...someone finally hired an attractive woman to work here! Be happy for me people!

Bourbon...you have some super-gay fantasies homie!
At 3:32 PM 20 November 2008
DVDjHardy wrote
You've got to get a better pic than that to prove it's even a chick, let alone a hot one...
At 3:41 PM 20 November 2008
bourbonstmc wrote
can somebody help me with my technics decision?
At 3:43 PM 20 November 2008
Haha...I'll take a better pic of her when I find a better job somewhere else and afford to get fired here. lol
At 3:45 PM 20 November 2008
DVDjHardy wrote
Quote:
M5Gs of MK5s??? That is the question.


there is no question.
At 3:47 PM 20 November 2008
shiestO! wrote
+1 for M5G
At 3:52 PM 20 November 2008
DVDjHardy wrote
Actually, you can borrow mine if you want this weekend. Try it out...
At 3:52 PM 20 November 2008
DVDjHardy wrote
Really? That'd be dope.
At 4:35 PM 20 November 2008
Yeah just swing by tonight or tomorrow before I leave for the gigs ~830pm.
At 4:36 PM 20 November 2008
DVDjHardy wrote
Quote:
My thought for the day is...

Why is the opening snare on Foxy Brown's Get You Home Tonight tune so bloody loud?


Who produced that. That song breaks every law of music. Anyone who is new to djing should practice blending that track with any other. Once that is mastered, the sky is the limit.
At 5:33 PM 20 November 2008
stevie o wrote
Are yall trying to keep this thread alive for a year? In less than a month that's how old it will be
At 5:41 PM 20 November 2008
Mic Terror wrote
Quote:
+1 for M5G


+ another 1
At 10:51 PM 20 November 2008
DJ-A wrote
Quote:
Quote:
My thought for the day is...

Why is the opening snare on Foxy Brown's Get You Home Tonight tune so bloody loud?


Who produced that. That song breaks every law of music. Anyone who is new to djing should practice blending that track with any other. Once that is mastered, the sky is the limit.


You think so? I find it pretty easy to mix. The tune that used to throw me off was Doin It by LL Cool J. I'd brought the record for a gig and it was one of my first major college gigs and I was playing that tune. The off beat snare and room echo plus room delay had me fucked up. I was lost lol.

As for the Foxy Brown tune I'm going to check when I get in but I'd assume it was Trackmasters as they did most of the album from memory.
At 4:31 PM 21 November 2008
Caramac wrote
@ Hardy that's a terrible picture bruv. Lol.
At 4:32 PM 21 November 2008
Caramac wrote
Just took it as she was walking by...lol. Still trying to keep my job!
At 4:34 PM 21 November 2008
DVDjHardy wrote
Quote:
Just took it as she was walking by...lol. Still trying to keep my job!

lmao, I think I spotted her too Hardy
www.coasttocoastam.com
At 6:05 PM 21 November 2008
DJ Bouj wrote
Bouj is posting pics of his girl! lol
At 6:18 PM 21 November 2008
DVDjHardy wrote
I wish I could take pics of gals @ work. I ain't that brave... lol

Also, God Of War 2 in titan mode ain't no joke.
At 5:34 PM 24 November 2008
d:raf wrote
Lol if I did that it wouldn't be work I'd be worried about it'd be the missus. Lol.
At 11:21 PM 24 November 2008
Caramac wrote
What is difference between true love, fantasy love and loving due to a commitment ??
At 6:10 PM 28 November 2008
dj spicy wrote
True Love = You both each love each other
Fantasy Love = You think you gonna get some pussy but she ain't never gonna give it up
Loving due to a commitment= You don't want to pay child support

Any questions? LOL
At 6:15 PM 28 November 2008
Mic Terror wrote
I thought I had true love, fell in love with fantasy and now I live the commitment....
yeah, but, one day.....
next life.
maybe.

i need to write a book
At 6:21 PM 28 November 2008
dj spicy wrote
Or just make shorty cross Queens Blvd...Problem solved
At 6:22 PM 28 November 2008
Mic Terror wrote
ya, I treated my love like a queen......byaaaaaaaach
At 6:32 PM 28 November 2008
dj spicy wrote
That would be the title of my damn book.
At 6:33 PM 28 November 2008
dj spicy wrote
Man us DJ's having too many damn women problems...I mean situations cause I got 99 Problems but a Bitch aint' 1
At 6:42 PM 28 November 2008
Mic Terror wrote
I'm still sick from the Vegamite discussion.
At 11:28 PM 28 November 2008
Jesus Christ wrote
T-mobile Sidekick + scratchlive.net - javascript = WIN!!!1!!
At 7:02 AM 3 December 2008
d:raf wrote
I posted this in the wrong thread, It belongs here.
random thought...

Anyone ever shit so long that their legs got numb?
At 6:03 PM 5 December 2008
stevie o wrote
Depends on if I am reading a good mag on the pot or not..
At 6:47 PM 5 December 2008
Hex1200 wrote
i fell for a whore
At 10:09 PM 9 December 2008
whuntumighty wrote
that is just whoreable
At 6:58 AM 10 December 2008
dj spicy wrote
You gotta let a ho be a ho

[/ghettoboys]
At 6:18 PM 10 December 2008
d:raf wrote
Why do some cds rip alot quicker then others. I know they're all different time lengths but seem to take ages?
At 2:04 PM 27 December 2008
Caramac wrote
Why don't video game publishers make their soundtracks more accessible/available online? All I want is the bar song from "Phantom Dust"...
At 7:20 PM 12 January 2009
d:raf wrote
Quote:
There has to be vulgarity otherwise "eloquent speech" would not exist.


brilliant.
At 4:56 PM 13 January 2009
Chad S. wrote

Rane, Support
Quote:
Quote:
There has to be vulgarity otherwise "eloquent speech" would not exist.


FUCKING brilliant.


There, I fixed it.
At 5:07 PM 13 January 2009
DVDjHardy wrote
Even at 20% off during a bankruptcy liquidation, Circuit City's prices are retarded.
At 9:59 PM 28 January 2009
d:raf wrote
My confession is that I use alot of things we all say on here in my everyday life.

Someone was saying their computer was being slow. I told them to check the plamsa levels.

I thought it was amusing. Lol.

Still to use.

Sue their estate
Do her in the butt
and thanks to Bezzle....WE GO SCRIZZY.
At 11:41 AM 30 January 2009
Caramac wrote
spaghetti has red sauce
At 5:26 PM 30 January 2009
Chad S. wrote

Rane, Support
Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway??
At 5:35 PM 30 January 2009
Dj-M.Bezzle wrote
Quote:
Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway??


Why in baseball do they call them innings, they run out to the field?
At 5:38 PM 30 January 2009
why do they call a building a building when it is already built?
At 7:13 PM 30 January 2009
Chad S. wrote

Rane, Support
and...... how do they get deer to cross at those little yellow signs?
At 7:15 PM 30 January 2009
Chad S. wrote

Rane, Support
why do some vaginas look tantalizing and others make you wanna vomit?
At 7:29 PM 30 January 2009
latindj wrote
Why is it that donald duck never wears pants....yet when he gets out of the shower, he has a towel around his waist?
At 7:36 PM 30 January 2009
Why does batman's costume have nipples?
At 7:45 PM 30 January 2009
Quote:
Why is it that donald duck never wears pants....yet when he gets out of the shower, he has a towel around his waist?


Same reason Pluto was a dog and walked on 4 legs ona leash but Goofy is also a do and wears clothes and drives a car
At 7:58 PM 30 January 2009
Dj-M.Bezzle wrote
Who is Mama Smurf?
At 8:56 PM 30 January 2009
if a thermos keeps hot stuff hot and cold stuff cold.....how does it know?
At 9:58 PM 30 January 2009
latindj wrote
why are there W's in m&ms if their called M&Ms
At 10:02 PM 30 January 2009
Dj-M.Bezzle wrote
Quote:
My confession is that I use alot of things we all say on here in my everyday life.

Someone was saying their computer was being slow. I told them to check the plamsa levels.

I thought it was amusing. Lol.

Still to use.

Sue their estate
Do her in the butt
and thanks to Bezzle....WE GO SCRIZZY.


Why do I post when I'm tired. Lol Wrong thread.
At 11:07 AM 31 January 2009
Caramac wrote
It can't really be the wrong thread since this is the "Random Thought" thread. If you hadn't said anything nobody would've known that you posted in the wrong thread.
lol
At 1:18 PM 31 January 2009
Why do kamikaze pilots wear a helmet?
At 10:29 AM 1 February 2009
Quote:
Why do kamikaze pilots wear a helmet?


OSHA regulations?
At 8:37 PM 1 February 2009
d:raf wrote
Why do people on Serato Forums always use the quote 'sue their estate'

Am I missing something?
At 6:12 AM 2 February 2009
B0N35 wrote
Quote:
Why do people on Serato Forums always use the quote 'sue their estate'

Am I missing something?

yes you are...
DJ AM sue pilot's estate for plane crash ..... search box ------>
At 11:34 AM 2 February 2009
Quote:
Why do people on Serato Forums always use the quote 'sue their estate'

Am I missing something?


consider your estate sued
At 2:02 PM 2 February 2009
ahhh...

i don't own a estate :P
At 5:59 AM 6 February 2009
B0N35 wrote
Quote:
ahhh...

i don't own a estate :P

sue somebody for their estate
At 9:47 AM 6 February 2009
serious question here guys! why do americans call football football when 90% of the game is played with the hands not feet?????
At 4:41 AM 9 February 2009
Nicky Blunt wrote
Quote:
serious question here guys! why do americans call football football when 90% of the game is played with the hands not feet?????

WRONG!!
100% of the game is played with your feet. Last time I checked, you do have to run in the game of football :-P
At 4:53 AM 9 February 2009
Quote:
serious question here guys! why do americans call football football when 90% of the game is played with the hands not feet?????


serious question here Nicky, why do the english call it cricket when there are no insects involved????
At 6:02 AM 9 February 2009
latindj wrote
no 4 real one of my friends told me it was due to the foot & yard side of the game but man thats just retarded! As for cricket I neither know or care its the most boring game on earth!

I dint mean any offence or defence just wanna know why foot ball when you throw the ball more than you do kick it! & with that thinking surely baseball & basketball would also be called football or tennis etc etc!!

Its always seemed odd!
At 6:13 AM 9 February 2009
Nicky Blunt wrote
Handball was already taken.
At 7:00 AM 9 February 2009
Jesus Christ wrote
Quote:
Handball was already taken.


Sop was football...isnt that was soccer is called everywhere else?
At 3:29 PM 9 February 2009
Dj-M.Bezzle wrote
Quote:
Quote:
Handball was already taken.


Sop was football...isnt that was soccer is called everywhere else?

Not in America. :) That's why WE call it Soccer.
At 5:38 PM 9 February 2009
Jesus Christ wrote
...and why do the english call it rugby when we in america call it a bunch of homos playing grab ass? :)
At 12:37 AM 10 February 2009
latindj wrote
Quote:
...and why do the english call it rugby when we in america call it a bunch of homos playing grab ass? :)

Ahahahahahahaha!!!
At 1:03 AM 10 February 2009
Jesus Christ wrote
Quote:
...and why do the english call it rugby when we in america call it a bunch of homos playing grab ass? :)


A shite game as it is (Rugby) I fail to see the logic in the rugby player being homo when the am foot guys are coverd in helmets padding and all sorts the rugby guys play the same way but without the padding!!

But rugby is still shite anywayz!
At 1:51 AM 10 February 2009
Nicky Blunt wrote
^cuz here in america, a bunch of sweaty dudes hugging each other in a big pile = a bunch of homos playing grab ass...
At 1:57 AM 10 February 2009
latindj wrote
true!!!!!!!

Both games are crap!

So my other random thought is

Why does the EA sports games NBA Live have a classic players section that don't include MJ???????????????

But does include ppl like Clyde the glide??????
At 6:38 AM 10 February 2009
Nicky Blunt wrote
Quote:
true!!!!!!!

Both games are crap!

So my other random thought is

Why does the EA sports games NBA Live have a classic players section that don't include MJ???????????????

But does include ppl like Clyde the glide??????[/quote
MJ wanted too much money for them to use his name and likeness in the game....duh, isn't it obvious :-P
At 6:29 PM 10 February 2009
what the hell...these servers sucked. how the hell did they mess up my post?
At 6:29 PM 10 February 2009
the answer lies in "[/quote" ;)
At 6:32 PM 10 February 2009
d:raf wrote
I'm not the one that did that. That's why I said the server's screwed up
At 6:49 PM 10 February 2009
Quote:
Why does the EA sports games NBA Live have a classic players section that don't include MJ???????????????


This is one of the easiest questions ever posted on the internet. They don't wanna pay him what he wants. Everybody else that you see in there, took ALOT less money.
At 6:58 PM 10 February 2009
bourbonstmc wrote
wow coz mj really needs all the extra cash right?

i mean he regularly on welfare line every 1st & 15th
At 1:47 AM 11 February 2009
Nicky Blunt wrote
Lol.
At 10:26 AM 11 February 2009
Caramac wrote
North Dakota.

Fuck Yeah!!!
At 6:57 PM 11 February 2009
DJ Nin wrote
It seems that chicks say stuff that starts fights way more than dudes. WTF is up with that???
At 7:55 PM 11 February 2009
Free Man wrote
Quote:
It seems that chicks say stuff that starts fights way more than dudes. WTF is up with that???


Yeah A M E N!!!!
At 10:00 PM 11 February 2009
Caramac wrote
WERTYUILJHGFDSDFGHJKNBVCVBNMHGFDSDFGHJKLYTREWERTYUIOP
At 11:32 PM 11 February 2009
I hate shaving. I shave like once, sometimes twice a month (anyone that knows me knows I look about 16 lol) and even then I find it a chore. One guy at work has a shave every morning and come hometime he has a full on stubble?!?! WTF. I'd just grow a beard and be done with.
At 3:47 PM 13 February 2009
Caramac wrote
Quote:
I hate shaving. I shave like once, sometimes twice a month (anyone that knows me knows I look about 16 lol) and even then I find it a chore. One guy at work has a shave every morning and come hometime he has a full on stubble?!?! WTF. I'd just grow a beard and be done with.


Im like that i need to shave everyday but i cant cause if i do i get bad razor burn so i do it every other day, it sucks i never have a baby face(no misquote)
At 3:54 PM 13 February 2009
Dj-M.Bezzle wrote
I don't even really need to shave. I get a few wispy hairs on my chin and that's it. I'd be pissed if I had to shave every day.
At 3:58 PM 13 February 2009
Caramac wrote
the closest i ususally get to a clean shaved face is the legnth of my clippers... i use a razor maybe 5 times a year...
At 4:01 PM 13 February 2009
Free Man wrote
I hate shaving. If it wasn't considered ghei i'd have my facial hair lasered off. The shitty part is I should shave everyday because it grows fast, but it doesn't look good if I let it grow. Its the worst of both worlds. I have a babyface but with stupid mexican facial hair. Damn my Irish ancestry. On the plus side, I can grow one of those mexican vote for pedro 'staches pretty easily, but then I look like Sixxx's cousins.
At 4:10 PM 13 February 2009
Dude, I shave my head 3/4 times a week. By the way, I have a seriously large mellon. I dont really mind it though. Once you get used to its not that bad.
At 4:10 PM 13 February 2009
DJ Nin wrote
Quote:
I hate shaving. If it wasn't considered ghei i'd have my facial hair lasered off. The shitty part is I should shave everyday because it grows fast, but it doesn't look good if I let it grow. Its the worst of both worlds. I have a babyface but with stupid mexican facial hair. Damn my Irish ancestry. On the plus side, I can grow one of those mexican vote for pedro 'staches pretty easily, but then I look like Sixxx's cousins.


FLOL. I keep seeing these vote for pedro t shirts in town. I really want to buy one.
At 4:24 PM 13 February 2009
Caramac wrote
I did the laser thing on my neck.. now i dont have any hair under my jaw line. no matter how long ago it was since i trimmed my facial hair it at least looks like i want it to look like that..

one of the best things ever... i'm doing the back of my neck now and i'll never have to worry about my hair line in the back
At 4:25 PM 13 February 2009
Free Man wrote
FLOL. This has made my day. One of the sales guys has just come over and asked me to do a credit check on some company he's trying to sell to. I'm like ok. I'll give the forums a break for a minute and do some real work.

Turns out he's trying to sell to some dodgy cult WTF lol. They're on Wikipedia and everything saying they've been investigated by the High Court of England Lol.

He then wanted to know what my view was. It's FUCK NO Lol.
At 4:30 PM 13 February 2009
Caramac wrote
Why is it when I fuck things up I do them with style?!?!

I want this day to rush by.
At 1:01 PM 17 February 2009
Caramac wrote
I spend way to much time here.

I should be on 8thwonderpromos.com and downloading videos or something.

shit, stuff here is way to entertaining though.

Maybe this should be on the confessions thread.

Random thoughts.
At 1:56 AM 19 February 2009
FunkyRob wrote
I spend way to much time here.

I should be on 8thwonderpromos.com and downloading videos or something.

shit, stuff here is way to entertaining though.

Maybe this should be on the confessions thread.

Random thoughts.
At 2:08 AM 19 February 2009
FunkyRob wrote
Double post? What the hell!
At 2:09 AM 19 February 2009
FunkyRob wrote
Double post? What the hell!
At 4:09 AM 19 February 2009
latindj wrote
I spend way to much time here.

I should be on 8thwonderpromos.com and downloading videos or something.

shit, stuff here is way to entertaining though.

Maybe this should be on the confessions thread.

Random thoughts.
At 5:08 AM 19 February 2009
Jesus Christ wrote
I spend way to much time here.

I should be on 8thwonderpromos.com and downloading videos or something.

shit, stuff here is way to entertaining though.

Maybe this should be on the confessions thread.

Random thoughts.
At 3:38 PM 19 February 2009
Why is it when I fuck things up I do them with style?!?!

I want this day to rush by.
At 3:56 PM 19 February 2009
bourbonstmc wrote
Quote:
Why is it when I fuck things up I do them with style?!?!

I want this day to rush by.


Lol it was the day of my yearly appraisal/review at work and I'd got myself in a bit of a mood as the last one was bad and I didn't feel it was justified. So I'm walking through town on my lunch break on the phone saying managers this and managers that and maybe the odd curse word and lol. I turn around and I see my manager walking 2 foot behind me. My appraisal was straight after lunch hence that post.

I went in on the offensive and he was fairly nice throughout it. It actually didn't go too bad. I'd achieved most of my targets and excelled at others. Fucked up a few along the way. All in all ok.
At 4:11 PM 19 February 2009
Caramac wrote
Color Me Bad wasn't all that bad........
At 7:06 PM 20 February 2009
Chad S. wrote

Rane, Support
If aspirin + alcohol = bad, why does Nyquil exist?
At 10:49 PM 20 February 2009
d:raf wrote
Nyquil contains Tylenol, not asperin.

Too much Tylenol is bad for your liver.

Too much alcohol is bad for your liver.


I have the same question now.
At 12:59 AM 21 February 2009
FunkyRob wrote
If caffeine and table sugar bot make you hyper and jittery, then why are cops allowed to hang out in donut shops?
At 4:12 AM 21 February 2009
Jesus Christ wrote
bot = both
At 4:12 AM 21 February 2009
Jesus Christ wrote
Why are cops allowed to do a lot of stuff?

Why are 95% of cops ass holes?
At 3:04 PM 23 February 2009
Free Man wrote
Why do I work so hard to find the hottest new music when no one wants to hear it except me?

i hate the dj paradox.
At 4:17 PM 23 February 2009
This time of year, Sportscenter is mostly a show about basketball.
At 5:09 PM 23 February 2009
bourbonstmc wrote
Quote:
This time of year, Sportscenter is mostly a show about basketball.


NFL Draft
Spring Training
NHL
NASCAWWWW

etc.

Sorry, that means you're right.
At 5:25 PM 23 February 2009
DVDjHardy wrote
potato pants are a bad idea.
At 7:13 PM 23 February 2009
Chad S. wrote

Rane, Support
Why are chicks drama... this chick practically jumped me last week (a couple times) and now she's acting like she's feeling guilty... come on... if you dont want to do it, then dont pull my pants off!
At 7:35 PM 23 February 2009
Free Man wrote
Quote:
potato pants are a bad idea.


Lol WTF!?!?
At 10:58 PM 23 February 2009
Caramac wrote
There should be a "national data archival day".
At 7:19 AM 24 February 2009
d:raf wrote
Why do I have a fixation on transsexuals.
At 1:10 PM 24 February 2009
kalibhakta wrote
I forgot to add (no homo).
At 1:43 PM 24 February 2009
kalibhakta wrote
Why do we call them "buildings" after they have already been built?
At 3:48 AM 25 February 2009
FunkyRob wrote
How the hell does paper beat rock? That doesn't seem right.
At 4:30 AM 25 February 2009
bourbonstmc wrote
Why is it that rappers who's career's are not doing as well as they used to resort to the type of music that they should have been making all along.

Premo and 50.

Not saying he's fallen off but seriously this tune should have been on GRODT.

I'd be kind of pissed if I was Premo. Like ''oh now you want a street joint'' lol.
At 9:00 AM 25 February 2009
Caramac wrote
Why do people one ring me when I don't even have your number stored!!

I woudln't call back even if I recognised the number let alone some random number.
At 3:32 PM 25 February 2009
Caramac wrote
banana pants, not so much
At 4:26 PM 25 February 2009
Chad S. wrote

Rane, Support
Quote:
banana hammocks, not so much


I hear you on that...(no homo)
At 6:23 PM 25 February 2009
latindj wrote
Quote:
Quote:
banana hammocks, not so much


I hear you on that...(no homo)


O'RLY?

www.koalaswim.com


(nsfw) or if you don't like what he mentioned.
At 7:11 PM 25 February 2009
Chad S. wrote

Rane, Support
You Can buy a 1200 MK2 at Home Depot

www.homedepot.com


Whaaaaaaaaat?
At 4:56 PM 26 February 2009
FunkyRob wrote
It's probably cheaper at Orchard Supply
At 4:59 PM 26 February 2009
FunkyRob wrote
Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
banana hammocks, not so much


I hear you on that...(no homo)


O'RLY?

www.koalaswim.com


(nsfw) or if you don't like what he mentioned.



OMG, I am going to order the smoking gun right away
At 5:03 PM 26 February 2009
FunkyRob wrote
Quote:
Why are cops allowed to do a lot of stuff?

Why are 95% of cops ass holes?


Why are cops allowed to do a lot of stuff?

Why are 99.9% of cops ass holes?

There i fixed it for you:)
At 12:13 PM 27 February 2009
Dj No Name wrote
pagin' officer staticky lol
At 1:40 PM 27 February 2009
Quote:
You Can buy a 1200 MK2 at Home Depot

www.homedepot.com

OMG... my friend works at Home depot!!!


Whaaaaaaaaat?
At 7:46 PM 27 February 2009
The New Guy wrote
opps^ something didnt work right...
At 7:46 PM 27 February 2009
The New Guy wrote
You are not allowed to fedex horns of rhinoceros, powder and waste of rhinoceros to Singapore.

Seems odd, is there a lot of rhinoceros poaching going on that I'm not aware of.
At 10:26 PM 27 February 2009
FunkyRob wrote
okay silly question but can somone explain how i work out the nba playoff tree Im thinking its still possible (but not probable)that the bulls can still make the playoffs! My boy tells me its done!!!! The bucks got the 8th spot!

Is he right???? have all 8 berths of the eastern conference been taken?

Holla
At 3:09 PM 2 March 2009
Nicky Blunt wrote
The season still has like 20-some games left...not much is set yet.
At 3:40 PM 2 March 2009
DVDjHardy wrote
whoop whoop! so the bulls can still make the playoffs!!!!!

Hardy you just made my day!!!!
At 3:43 PM 2 March 2009
Nicky Blunt wrote
Yes, but the chances that they make it beyond first round are still pretty slim...haha. But its the same for my pistons...
At 3:49 PM 2 March 2009
DVDjHardy wrote
If the playoffs started today, the Bucks would have the 8th spot in the east. But there are 5 other teams including the Bulls within 3.5 games, so that could change. What won't change is that the last couple qualifiers in the east will have first round matchups with Cleveland and Boston, so they'll likely be getting eliminated pretty quickly.

www.nba.com
At 3:55 PM 2 March 2009
bourbonstmc wrote
im not looking to get further than Lebron or Kevin. But the playoffs get televised over here so ill be able to watch on tv!!!!!! I'll be watching even if my bulls dont make it!

But damn it would be great to be in the playoffs even if only 4 the 1st round lol.

However with Deng injured with a broken tibular its looking like an uphill struggle
At 4:14 PM 2 March 2009
Nicky Blunt wrote
unicorns are sweet
At 12:09 AM 3 March 2009
Chad S. wrote

Rane, Support
bah humbug
At 12:15 AM 3 March 2009
I can make a booger talk
At 12:15 AM 3 March 2009
My feet smell like cheetos
At 12:16 AM 3 March 2009
If a train leaves LA @ 5am and another train leaves DC @ 7:20am, then how much were the tickets?
At 12:18 AM 3 March 2009
Quote:
If a train leaves LA @ 5am and another train leaves DC @ 7:20am, then how much were the tickets?


Nothing if you jump the barrier.
At 9:56 AM 3 March 2009
Caramac wrote
Quote:
I can make a booger talk


video or stfu ;)
At 4:27 PM 3 March 2009
Chad S. wrote

Rane, Support
Quote:
Quote:
I can make a booger talk


video or I'll ban you ;)


Fixed it for you Chad.
At 4:54 PM 3 March 2009
Caramac wrote
Is there actually a movie theater called

"A Theater Near You"?


If not, I think I would start one up.
At 2:49 AM 5 March 2009
FunkyRob wrote
Why do I always want to sleep after eating. Just had some salmon and rice and am now back at work staring at my screen.
At 1:59 PM 5 March 2009
Caramac wrote
Quote:
Is there actually a movie theater called

"A Theater Near You"?


If not, I think I would start one up.


hehehehe, thats funny.
At 4:09 PM 5 March 2009
Chad S. wrote

Rane, Support
At 6:11 AM 6 March 2009
d:raf wrote

haha
At 6:52 AM 6 March 2009
The New Guy wrote
I tried to get 3M TA3 years ago but it was taken.
At 7:21 AM 6 March 2009
FunkyRob wrote
Who's "The Boss"?

Is is Bruce Springsteen, or is it Diana Ross.

How can the both be the boss anyway? Neither of them have ever even been a supervisor, have they?

Maybe it's Tony Danza or that older blonde chick.
At 7:26 PM 6 March 2009
FunkyRob wrote
^Rick Ross!

LOL
At 7:45 PM 6 March 2009
DVDjHardy wrote
The Drive-Thru ATM at a local Washington Mutual has Braille on all the buttons.

I wonder how many blind people are driving up to that ATM.
At 9:52 PM 20 March 2009
FunkyRob wrote
Hahahaha, good one.
At 6:11 PM 21 March 2009
DJ Bouj wrote
Quote:
The Drive-Thru ATM at a local Washington Mutual has Braille on all the buttons.

I wonder how many blind people are driving up to that ATM.


know those handicap signs that they have on counters at the stores? usually mean the counter is lower or something...

well, i was visiting my parents a few months back, went to the grocery store and theres a sign of a dude holding a cane... ummmmm... i dont know how a blind person is goind to see that...
At 3:01 PM 23 March 2009
Free Man wrote
why is the international ticket almost as cheap as the ticket domestically. Like wha?
At 3:11 PM 23 March 2009
Chad S. wrote

Rane, Support
Life is one big joke, and then you die. So live it up and laugh it up!
At 11:28 PM 25 March 2009
Why is "W" pronounced double-u in english, but in french its double-v?
At 5:37 PM 26 March 2009
DJ Bouj wrote
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh man....I could be eating a slow learner.
At 5:59 PM 26 March 2009
Jesus Christ wrote
Quote:
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh man....I could be eating a slow learner.

HAHAHA
At 6:07 PM 26 March 2009
The New Guy wrote
LOL
At 6:22 PM 26 March 2009
jwhispers wrote
Quote:
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh man....I could be eating a slow learner.


haha same thing i thought when i went to the mcdonalds which is in the autobaun zoo in new orleans
At 7:11 PM 26 March 2009
Dj-M.Bezzle wrote
"Give me back that fillet-o-fish..."
At 8:01 PM 26 March 2009
d:raf wrote
shamrock shakes are nasty
At 9:47 PM 26 March 2009
Chad S. wrote

Rane, Support
When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
At 10:53 PM 26 March 2009
Jesus Christ wrote
Quote:
It can't really be the wrong thread since this is the "Random Thought" thread. If you hadn't said anything nobody would've known that you posted in the wrong thread.
lol


+1
At 12:48 AM 27 March 2009
djstix wrote
Why do half of these "kids" playing in the NCAA tournament look like they're in their mid 30's??

Im 28 and I look younger than most of these dudes in the tournament?
At 8:14 PM 27 March 2009
DJ Nin wrote
I think I found Sixxx's car...

izismile.com
At 7:19 PM 2 April 2009
d:raf wrote
which car is his?
LMAO
At 10:11 PM 2 April 2009
So, I wonder how the whole Sixxx and orange thing got started.
At 10:33 PM 2 April 2009
FunkyRob wrote
Quote:
I think I found Sixxx's car...

izismile.com


lol thats funny yo
At 10:49 PM 2 April 2009
Nicky Blunt wrote
Quote:
So, I wonder how the whole Sixxx and orange thing got started.


No idea... I just know he (or somebody) cracks on it at least once a day somewhere on this board... lol.
At 2:41 AM 3 April 2009
d:raf wrote
Quote:
So, I wonder how the whole Sixxx and orange thing got started.


Because everyone on this board is racist or sexist or a homophobe or all three.
At 2:36 PM 3 April 2009
Don't forget Noobist
At 2:40 PM 3 April 2009
Caramac wrote
Quote:

Because everyone on this planet is racist or sexist or a homophobe or all three.


Fixed...
At 12:27 AM 4 April 2009
d:raf wrote
Quote:
Quote:

Because everyone on this planet is racist or sexist or a homophobe or all three.


I'm Fixed...


Botched circumcision?
At 12:30 AM 4 April 2009
DJ Bouj wrote
The DJ in the video for Just Dance by Lady Gaga has 2 turntables and no mixer, yet the people at the house party are just dancing.

??
At 5:18 AM 13 April 2009
FunkyRob wrote
Why does the IRS gives me instructions on how to help them process my payment? If I don't follow them, can I keep my money a little longer?
At 11:25 PM 14 April 2009
bourbonstmc wrote
I wish I remembered that witty phrase to post here
At 11:28 PM 14 April 2009
Chad S. wrote

Rane, Support
oh yeah,

money isn't a good friend to follow, but it is a good friend to find.........

something like that, dunno. It will come to me later when it doesn't matter anymore.
At 11:29 PM 14 April 2009
Chad S. wrote

Rane, Support
I wonder wonder who, whoo ooo oo
who wrote the book of love
At 2:05 PM 15 April 2009
Oh snap I almost forgot..

Have you guys heard the word?
At 2:06 PM 15 April 2009
The bird is the word! (My favorite family guy episode of all time!)
At 2:19 PM 15 April 2009
DVDjHardy wrote
I see sombody got it...LMAO
www.youtube.com view
At 2:27 PM 15 April 2009
I can't believe I paid money as a teenager to see this one in a movie theater.

www.youtube.com view
At 11:40 PM 15 April 2009
FunkyRob wrote
Quote:
I can't believe I paid money as a teenager to see this one in a movie theater.

www.youtube.com view


book marked
At 11:59 PM 15 April 2009
Chad S. wrote

Rane, Support
Quote:
I can't believe I paid money as a teenager to see this one in a movie theater.

www.youtube.com view


LOL. forgot about that! I used to mix the Family Guy version with this - www.youtube.com view (skip to 2:10)
At 1:43 AM 16 April 2009
DVDjHardy wrote
Why doesn't the crew of the Star Ship Enterprise get thrown back into their seats when they accelerate to warp speed....
At 10:58 AM 16 April 2009
phaeton wrote
Quote:
Why doesn't the crew of the Star Ship Enterprise get thrown back into their seats when they accelerate to warp speed....


because theres no gravity in space the ships gravity is artifically created and controlled by the ships computer which automatically adjusts the necessary gravity to prevent them from falling back...........holy shit mabye i really am a nerd
At 3:02 PM 16 April 2009
Dj-M.Bezzle wrote
Lol.
At 3:38 PM 16 April 2009
Caramac wrote
Quote:
Quote:
Why doesn't the crew of the Star Ship Enterprise get thrown back into their seats when they accelerate to warp speed....


because theres no gravity in space the ships gravity is artifically created and controlled by the ships computer which automatically adjusts the necessary gravity to prevent them from falling back...........holy shit mabye i really am a nerd

Trekky Geek...lol
At 4:11 PM 16 April 2009
Quote:
mabye i really am a nerd


maybe? lulz
At 4:13 PM 16 April 2009
Chad S. wrote

Rane, Support
New pick up line: Wanna go halves on a baby?
At 3:58 PM 4 May 2009
DVDjHardy wrote
I should been a postman.
At 4:25 PM 4 May 2009
CMOS wrote
Someone should've informed me that aspiring to get an "awesome" corporate job was a massive waste of time.
At 8:24 PM 4 May 2009
How many hott athletic chicks with big boobs have real boobs?

hmmmmm if they I can see them they are real to me...
At 8:41 PM 4 May 2009
Free Man wrote
You can take a whore to culture, but you can't make her think
At 7:23 AM 5 May 2009
Nicky Blunt wrote
Quote:
You can take a whore to culture, but you can't make her think


Lol crap date at the weekend Nicky?
At 8:46 AM 5 May 2009
Caramac wrote
summin like that! Nice quote tho huh?
At 8:50 AM 5 May 2009
Nicky Blunt wrote
lol
At 5:26 PM 5 May 2009
d:raf wrote
spahgetti swine flu...... i can't spell spaghetti. fail.
At 6:18 PM 5 May 2009
Chad S. wrote

Rane, Support
I want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about!
At 7:39 PM 5 May 2009
Jesus Christ wrote
Quote:
I want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about!

?
At 7:42 PM 5 May 2009
The New Guy wrote
Quote:
I want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about!


you found that site too? lol
At 7:42 PM 5 May 2009
DVDjHardy wrote
Quote:
I like Golden watersports, just Dont see what all the fuss is about!


Whatever dude waaaay tmi!

haha
At 7:54 PM 5 May 2009
Nicky Blunt wrote
Quote:
I want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about!


wont be a big deal for you...waterboarding aint shit compared to being nailed to a cross
At 7:58 PM 5 May 2009
Dj-M.Bezzle wrote
This ad sounds great 'till you get to the picture: asheville.craigslist.org
At 11:32 PM 6 May 2009
d:raf wrote
Quote:
This ad sounds great 'till you get to the picture: asheville.craigslist.org


I gotta get him/her to write my Bio...That shit made me want to buy the equipment!
LOL
At 12:27 AM 7 May 2009
djstix wrote
Quote:
This ad sounds great 'till you get to the picture: asheville.craigslist.org

LMFAO (no remix)
At 12:50 AM 7 May 2009
do gay guys get constipated?
At 2:57 AM 7 May 2009
djkris1 wrote
People should not abbreviate Association as "Ass".

It looks really bad on a mailing label.
At 7:30 PM 8 May 2009
FunkyRob wrote
I need to find a good barber. (no BKS)
At 7:32 PM 8 May 2009
DVDjHardy wrote
Quote:
I need to find a good barber. (no BKS)


Arcade Barber yo! Go Blue!
At 9:18 PM 11 May 2009
^good lookin' out, will hit it up in about 3 weeks.
At 10:13 PM 11 May 2009
DVDjHardy wrote
The album version of YMCA has a 32 beat intro. (I just counted)
At 3:00 PM 23 June 2009
FunkyRob wrote
Quote:
The album version of YMCA has a 32 beat intro. (I just counted)


Tee hee hee :)

FunkyRob, this actual shoud bee the "confessions" thread :)
At 7:08 PM 23 June 2009
Quote:
The album version of YMCA has a 32 beat intro. (I just counted)


Tee hee hee :)

FunkyRob, this actual shoud be in the "confessions" thread :)
At 7:09 PM 23 June 2009
Quote:
The album version of YMCA has a 32 beat intro. (I just counted)


Tee hee hee :)

FunkyRob, this actual shoud be in the "confessions" thread :)
At 8:49 PM 23 June 2009
you can say that again.
At 10:18 PM 23 June 2009
FunkyRob wrote
This whole thread reminds me of Twitter.
At 10:59 PM 23 June 2009
Steve Dub. wrote
Quote:
This whole thread reminds me of Twitter.

Let Me Twitter Dat!!
At 11:57 PM 23 June 2009
I have been screwed once again by the powerful, irreversible effects of Fisher Price cue burn.
At 5:03 AM 9 July 2009
d:raf wrote
I want some carne asada
At 5:05 AM 9 July 2009
Nicky Blunt wrote
I'm starting and ending today smoking spliffs and reading serato.com. *sigh*

And listening to real vinyl that just skipped. D'oh!
At 7:10 AM 9 July 2009
sacrilicious wrote
I think "Carne Asada" literally translates to

Meat Cooked
At 5:42 PM 9 July 2009
FunkyRob wrote
Maybe

Meat Roasted
At 5:44 PM 9 July 2009
FunkyRob wrote
maybe they don't have a word for "grilled"?
At 5:44 PM 9 July 2009
FunkyRob wrote
Pass but it tastes great!!!!
At 7:16 PM 9 July 2009
Nicky Blunt wrote
Big brother is on all night in the uk on a channel called e4, but all it shows is people sleeping!!! Does anyone actually watch that shit?????
At 1:29 AM 10 July 2009
Nicky Blunt wrote
^^^ Lol at times I have and then told myself for being so fucking stupid
At 8:32 AM 10 July 2009
Caramac wrote
Quote:
Big brother is on all night in the uk on a channel called e4, but all it shows is people sleeping!!! Does anyone actually watch that shit?????


Quote:
^^^ Lol at times I have and then told myself for being so fucking stupid


Looks like it has at least 2 viewers right here... lol
At 3:39 PM 10 July 2009
d:raf wrote
I had it on for abou 30 seconds realised they were all asleep turned over & posted that! hahahaha
At 4:02 PM 10 July 2009
Nicky Blunt wrote
So Katy is 50 years old

www.amazon.com

??????????????????
At 6:31 AM 12 July 2009
FunkyRob wrote
lol... at least she has decent taste in hip-hop...
At 3:53 PM 13 July 2009
d:raf wrote
Quote:
Quote:
i want a jet pack

www.jetpackinternational.com



WTF!!!! how the hell did i not know that these things existed, they gotta start puttin these things out there, its like the jetsons, just with a lot more mountain dew
At 11:51 PM 14 July 2009
i farted and it was pretty loud, i wonder if my co-workers heard it or smelled it. =x
At 12:22 AM 15 July 2009
djskiggz wrote
fuck work im going surfing.
At 12:26 AM 15 July 2009
tehBEN wrote
I either need bushier eyebrows or a headband.
At 3:11 PM 15 July 2009
Chad S. wrote

Rane, Support
^^ WTF???

Do you look like this?

www.fastfancydress.co.uk
At 8:27 AM 16 July 2009
Caramac wrote
haha, not at all but when working out and boxing, sweat gets in my eyes. You ever try boxing with one eye open? ........ wait, don't answer that.
At 4:03 PM 16 July 2009
Chad S. wrote

Rane, Support
I want to spend a night with Makosi Musambasi
At 4:06 PM 16 July 2009
Nicky Blunt wrote
I cannot pronounce "Makosi Musambasi"
At 7:07 PM 16 July 2009
FunkyRob wrote
We tried to get makosi down to our video shoot but failed miserably lol.
At 8:52 PM 16 July 2009
Caramac wrote
Quote:
haha, not at all but when working out and boxing, sweat gets in my eyes. You ever try boxing with one eye open? ........ wait, don't answer that.


Only when I've been punched lol.
At 8:52 PM 16 July 2009
Caramac wrote
Quote:
haha, not at all but when working out and boxing, sweat gets in my eyes. You ever try boxing with one eye open? ........ wait, don't answer that.

Only if you're Sugar Ray Leonard.
At 11:04 PM 16 July 2009
Jesus Christ wrote
Quote:
We tried to get makosi down to our video shoot but failed miserably lol.


Hahahaha that would have been epic!!!!
At 11:11 PM 16 July 2009
Nicky Blunt wrote
Quote:
Quote:
We tried to get makosi down to our video shoot but failed miserably lol.


Hahahaha that would have been epic!!!!


It would've been nice lol. That reminds me I need to get that song mixed down this weekend.
At 8:08 AM 17 July 2009
Caramac wrote
My manager has been talking to me for 10 minutes and I've not got a clue what she's talking about. She's smiling so I can only assume I've not fucked anything up. All I do know is that these cookies from M&S taste delish!!
At 12:06 PM 17 July 2009
Caramac wrote
^^^Hahahahaha!!!!

Feel free to send me some of your production i'd be interested to hear what sort of stuff your beats sound like!
At 3:17 PM 17 July 2009
Nicky Blunt wrote
email my gmail and I'll send you some stuff when I get in. I've even got a few records lying around the house you can have of singles I've done.
At 3:36 PM 17 July 2009
Caramac wrote
yeah nice bruv that would be awesome!

pm me the address please m8!
At 5:28 PM 17 July 2009
Nicky Blunt wrote
I can't believe somebody didn't like my video :(

scratchlive.net
At 6:25 AM 24 July 2009
FunkyRob wrote
I thought we were a bunch of sarcastic unhelpful twats but I'm on some other forums getting some grief right now. Lol.
At 3:35 PM 3 August 2009
Caramac wrote
Caramac, post a link. We'll form a posse.
At 3:42 PM 3 August 2009
Jesus Christ wrote
Lol I'm trying to be diplomatic at the moment. I'll update depending on their next move.
At 3:43 PM 3 August 2009
Caramac wrote
Please tell me it's not a boating forum. That would be too ironic. (Who remembers the abortion that happened a couple years ago here?)
At 3:49 PM 3 August 2009
Jesus Christ wrote
And what is wrong with boating? I like nothing better then to relax with my chums on a boat drinking pimms listening to abstract unicorn hip hop.
At 3:52 PM 3 August 2009
Caramac wrote
At 3:55 PM 3 August 2009
Jesus Christ wrote
i gotta pee.
At 6:56 PM 3 August 2009
tehBEN wrote
At 7:25 PM 3 August 2009
FunkyRob wrote
Quote:
djoj.net


Lol
At 8:14 AM 4 August 2009
Caramac wrote
can't stop listening to mint condition - pretty brown eyes.
At 2:27 PM 5 August 2009
^Someone's in Love......
(In my best 6th grade voice)
At 2:30 PM 5 August 2009
djstix wrote
I remember I saw them when they opened for Janet Jackson years ago
At 10:56 PM 5 August 2009
FunkyRob wrote
It's funny when rappers say "All I do is get money!" Yeah? So does the guy standing on the street corner holding a handwritten sign.
At 11:01 PM 5 August 2009
Jesus Christ wrote
Why does a bottle of water cost more than a bottle of orange juice?
At 1:41 PM 6 August 2009
Caramac wrote
Quote:
It's funny when rappers say "All I do is get money!" Yeah? So does the guy standing on the street corner holding a handwritten sign.


Lol.
At 1:41 PM 6 August 2009
Caramac wrote
Quote:
Why does a bottle of water cost more than a bottle of orange juice?

Damnit man... water doesn't grow on trees, you know.
At 5:10 PM 6 August 2009
Jesus Christ wrote
Why are there so many Asian drivers out there wearing those visors things across their face looking like they are about to start doing some welding?
At 5:31 PM 6 August 2009
FunkyRob wrote
Quote:
Quote:
Why does a bottle of water cost more than a bottle of orange juice?

Damnit man... water doesn't grow on trees, you know.

LMAO
At 1:37 AM 7 August 2009
Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
Why does a bottle of water cost more than a bottle of orange juice?

Damnit man... water doesn't grow on trees, you know.

LMAO


Lol quality.
At 7:53 AM 7 August 2009
Caramac wrote
lol
At 3:55 PM 7 August 2009
tehBEN wrote
I spent 4 weeks in Jamaica and came back looking as pale as when I left England. At the weekend I spent 4 weeks in Wales and I come back with the sun tan from hell. My face is burnt. Not a good look.
At 1:23 PM 10 August 2009
Caramac wrote
Lol where is the edit button. I meant 4 HOURS in Wales.
At 1:24 PM 10 August 2009
Caramac wrote
Now with Bernie Madoff locked up, I'm pretty sure that Charlie Weiss is THE worst investment you could make, LOL. Can't wait for college football!
At 1:26 PM 10 August 2009
DVDjHardy wrote
It's kinda weird to me that there's a country out there that sounds like a large mammal.

Also, another one that sounds like a bird I eat every Thanksgiving. Is it a coincidence that it's near another country that sounds like hungry?
At 11:01 PM 10 August 2009
FunkyRob wrote
Would ther be so much hype around Tiger Woods if his name was Albert?
At 5:51 PM 16 August 2009
DJ Bouj wrote
I was curious so I looked him up on Wikipedia.

His name is apparently.

Eldrick Tont "Tiger" Woods

Who the hell names their kid Eldrick?
At 6:46 AM 17 August 2009
FunkyRob wrote
Hah, no way he'd be a Nike spokesman with a name like Eldrick. No disrespect to all my Eldricks out there.
At 8:08 AM 17 August 2009
DJ Bouj wrote
I'm on a train mutha fuckas!
At 2:41 AM 18 August 2009
FunkyRob wrote
I want to name my kids really old names like WIlbert or Augustus or something.
At 12:22 PM 18 August 2009
Caramac wrote
I have a question, where did "that shit is legal son!" come from?
At 1:14 PM 18 August 2009
Gor wrote
Quote:
I want to name my kids really old names like WIlbert or Augustus or something.

they will hate you forever..lol
At 3:57 PM 18 August 2009
Quote:
Quote:
I want to name my kids really old names like WIlbert or Augustus or something.

they will hate you forever..lol


Only if they don't become ecclectic jazz musicians lol.
At 9:44 AM 19 August 2009
Caramac wrote
How come I always have to beg for tortillas when I eat at Chevy's??

They got El Machino sitting right fucking there with a bunch already bagged up, yet they never give me any. I always have to walk up there myself and grab a bag.
At 2:46 PM 19 August 2009
FunkyRob wrote
damn this lady has some tig ol bitties!
but is it wrong that she's like 50 but had tits of a 25yr old??
At 8:56 PM 20 August 2009
fcprod1 wrote
has tits of a 25yr old
damn wheres the edit button???
(no misquote)
At 8:57 PM 20 August 2009
fcprod1 wrote
^that's because the implants are only 25 years old...
At 10:09 PM 20 August 2009
latindj wrote
I think a post-menopausal chick is the way to go. You don't have to worry about getting her pregnant.
At 10:30 PM 20 August 2009
FunkyRob wrote
Quote:
I think a post-menopausal chick is the way to go. You don't have to worry about getting her pregnant.

LOL
At 10:40 PM 20 August 2009
Quote:
I think a post-menopausal chick is the way to go. You don't have to worry about getting her pregnant.


dude, get a vasectomy like me and fuck them all....young or old....and no babies! why limit yourself?
At 11:06 PM 20 August 2009
latindj wrote
Matt Ryan has picked up a southern accent in Atlanta in just one year. WTF?
At 12:27 AM 21 August 2009
bourbonstmc wrote
^ Dude, I went to Marshall University and a lot of people there had southern accents.

I kept thinking that eventually I was going to pick one up. Whenever I would come back home for Thanksgiving Break, Christmas Break, etc I would ask all of my friends-- Do I Talk Different Now??? Lol
At 3:02 PM 27 August 2009
DJ Nin wrote
WTF is that dance that Shakira is doing in the beginning of her new video for She Wolf??????
At 5:10 AM 30 August 2009
FunkyRob wrote
*UK peoples*

Is it me or has Hollyoaks gotten really boring over the past couple of years?
At 7:06 PM 3 September 2009
Caramac wrote
At 9:46 PM 3 September 2009
DJ TOGTFO wrote


"Hell Yeah!"
At 1:26 PM 4 September 2009
Free Man wrote
Quote:
*UK peoples*

Is it me or has Hollyoaks gotten really boring over the past couple of years?


Hollyoaks? Really????

LOL
At 8:31 PM 4 September 2009
Nicky Blunt wrote
Lol don't lie Nicky. It was standard sunday morning viewing. Wake up from a night out wait for your mum to cook dinner and lay in bed and watch Hollyoaks.
At 9:31 AM 7 September 2009
Caramac wrote
It must be really difficult to sing with a tube in your mouth

www.youtube.com view
At 12:54 AM 30 September 2009
FunkyRob wrote
Peanutbutter jelly time.
At 4:07 PM 30 September 2009
Chad S. wrote

Rane, Support
About to go buy some new kicks.
At 4:20 PM 30 September 2009
DVDjHardy wrote
I have to be sensible. I've seen about 3 pairs of af1's alone I want.
At 8:18 AM 1 October 2009
Caramac wrote
Would you accept a promotion, for a job that you might be leaving in March?
At 8:20 PM 1 October 2009
DJ Bouj wrote
More money between now and March? Yes!
At 9:13 PM 1 October 2009
Jesus Christ wrote
Thats what im randomly thinking.
At 10:30 PM 1 October 2009
DJ Bouj wrote
Sugar Style -Taco`s (Ensenada Chilli Mix)

www.youtube.com view
At 11:22 AM 4 October 2009
Quote:
Sugar Style -Taco`s (Ensenada Chilli Mix)

www.youtube.com view


WTF?

Actually, I kinda miss these crappy records. The beats are cool, but lyrics and voice is straight cornball.
At 5:24 PM 5 October 2009
FunkyRob wrote
I realised at the weekend after being pestered by one girl two things.

1/ that I've never actually played The Thong Song in a club. I've been out and heard it loads of times. I've played nights with other djs and they've played the song. But me. I've never actually ever mixed that record with anything.

and

2/ that the song is a shit load faster then I thought it was. I spent pretty much the
whole time trying to find something suitable in the same bpm lol.
At 1:45 PM 7 October 2009
Caramac wrote
banana peas
At 4:10 PM 7 October 2009
Chad S. wrote

Rane, Support
Quote:
banana peas

huh? twitpic.com
At 4:21 PM 7 October 2009
Jesus Christ wrote
BWAHAHAHAHAHA, so not appropriate for ork. image page closed.....

but holy hek batman. Different kind of pea.
At 8:54 PM 7 October 2009
Chad S. wrote

Rane, Support
I try to talk sensibly, hoping that eventually you realize
I had this locked and it just wasn't meant to be
Plus I had sympathy and we all bought rims with your keys
And it was an afterthought that maybe you'll try to revenge me
But I was like "Nahhhh", Homes had to know he was wrong
And if you caught me on the foul know you would sing me the same song
At 12:59 PM 8 October 2009
Caramac wrote
^^ what'chu talkin' about Willis?
At 5:56 PM 8 October 2009
FunkyRob wrote
Lol.
At 6:13 PM 8 October 2009
Caramac wrote
starter of this thread was d:raf.................................

how cool would it be if his name was g:raf?

themoderatevoice.com
At 7:33 PM 8 October 2009
FunkyRob wrote
Quote:
starter of this thread was d:raf.................................

how cool would it be if his name was g:raf?

themoderatevoice.com


It could have been if I played goa trance or garage ;). The "d" was originally meant to signify drum-n-bass ('cause there's already a prominent Dj Raf... lol)
At 7:32 AM 9 October 2009
d:raf wrote
Do people play "Womanizer" at weddings and get away with it?
At 5:34 AM 10 October 2009
d:raf wrote
lol
At 5:02 PM 10 October 2009
Caramac wrote
If they say and item is free but you have to pay shipping and handling, Is it really free?
At 10:07 PM 10 October 2009
I wonder if I'm the only one that giggles when ever I see the word "Tittsworth"
At 4:01 AM 13 October 2009
FunkyRob wrote
guy to girl: "what are your tittsworth?"

girl to guy: "currently 61.00 + shipping on ebay"
At 4:03 AM 13 October 2009
FunkyRob wrote
"for the pair"
At 4:03 AM 13 October 2009
FunkyRob wrote
funkyrob should really stop talking to those little voices in his head.....
At 4:57 AM 13 October 2009
latindj wrote
Lol.
At 7:48 AM 13 October 2009
Caramac wrote
i farted!!!
At 8:29 AM 13 October 2009
Dj BuddyLove wrote
Arnold or Sly, who ruled the 80's action movie?
At 6:01 PM 13 October 2009
Chad S. wrote

Rane, Support
My old boss says Arnie.

I'm going with Sly.
At 6:20 PM 13 October 2009
Caramac wrote
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Arnold or Sly, who ruled the 80's action movie?


neither. I couldn't understand a fucking word they said....chuck norris ftw!
At 6:53 PM 13 October 2009
latindj wrote
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Quote:
Arnold or Sly, who ruled the 80's action movie?


neither. I couldn't understand a fucking word they said....chuck norris ftw!


lol... reading that was a nice way to start the work day... lol
At 1:36 PM 14 October 2009
Free Man wrote
If you kill a squid and put it on a plate. Why does it keep moving around still?

I've just seen the grossest thing on a mates facebook page.
At 3:05 PM 14 October 2009
Caramac wrote
^don't be looking at your mates....
At 3:55 PM 14 October 2009
latindj wrote
When you're running into first and you feel a little burst
At 4:22 PM 14 October 2009
Chad S. wrote

Rane, Support
diarrhea!
At 5:14 PM 14 October 2009
latindj wrote
When you think your friends are joking but your pants are brown and soaking
At 5:56 PM 14 October 2009
Jesus Christ wrote
diarrhea?
At 6:03 PM 14 October 2009
DJ Bouj wrote
Don't you wish your brain had ctrl + shift + del for those annoying tunes you can't get out of your head?

I guess the same would go for "protect library", I would remember more.
At 10:40 PM 14 October 2009
Chad S. wrote

Rane, Support
ha ha. If only life had a ctrl-Z.
At 12:26 PM 15 October 2009
Caramac wrote
Is it possible to listen to this entire song?

www.youtube.com view
At 8:08 AM 7 November 2009
d:raf wrote
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Is it possible to listen to this entire song?www.youtube.com view


No!
At 11:52 AM 9 November 2009
Nicky Blunt wrote
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Quote:
Is it possible to listen to this entire song?www.youtube.com view


No!


hell faukin NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOO!!!!!!
AHHHH
At 2:12 PM 9 November 2009
Dj BuddyLove wrote
why oh why?
At 5:34 PM 11 November 2009
Chad S. wrote

Rane, Support
Yeah, I kinda liked it.

Though I am busy right now and didn't listen to the whole thing?


So maybe the answer is NO.
At 3:38 AM 12 November 2009
FunkyRob wrote
I think a 24 hour champagne diet would suck horribly.
At 11:36 PM 15 November 2009
d:raf wrote

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