If you thought the DJ game was fucked already, look at this!!
www.dollhousedjs.com
the newest thing in Boston....
they are taking regular slutty club dancers and turning them into DJs...as if getting gigs werent hard enough now we gotta deal with chicks wearing next to nothing while Djing using the most microwave setup there is.
what is this world coming to!!!
the newest thing in Boston....
they are taking regular slutty club dancers and turning them into DJs...as if getting gigs werent hard enough now we gotta deal with chicks wearing next to nothing while Djing using the most microwave setup there is.
what is this world coming to!!!
At 3:28 PM 13 January 2009
tig ol' bitties wrote
oh my ghey! This is so stupid, it might actually work.
At 3:41 PM 13 January 2009
The Notourious B.K.S. wrote
I think it would work in bars but these girls could never hold down clubs. it be a disaster.
Honestly, I have a friend who hit up the manager of the bar for a waitress job that these girls work at now and he was straight up, do you wanna DJ?
they are literally plucking girls off the street and from the clubs and turning them into "djs"
no experience necessary.
Honestly, I have a friend who hit up the manager of the bar for a waitress job that these girls work at now and he was straight up, do you wanna DJ?
they are literally plucking girls off the street and from the clubs and turning them into "djs"
no experience necessary.
At 3:44 PM 13 January 2009
tig ol' bitties wrote
Yeah, the place will do anything for publicity though
At 3:46 PM 13 January 2009
The Notourious B.K.S. wrote
but lets face it, with other programs out there that pretty much only require someone to press a button, its going to be easy to show these chicks how to do it.
At 3:47 PM 13 January 2009
The Notourious B.K.S. wrote
I might just go there tomm and see what its all about. I am curious cuz Im so baffled at the whole concept.
At 3:49 PM 13 January 2009
tig ol' bitties wrote
I hate to say this but it will work BUT !!!! I agree with tig about holding it down on clubs.
It's offficial....I'm retiring !!! :(
It's offficial....I'm retiring !!! :(
At 3:59 PM 13 January 2009
DJ Rugged One wrote
Would you like more cheese? They're just like the chick who djs topless with tape on her nipples.
At 4:15 PM 13 January 2009
DJ Young Herrera wrote
yeah, but she prob has at least 1 oz of skill.
At 4:16 PM 13 January 2009
tig ol' bitties wrote
At 4:16 PM 13 January 2009
DJ Young Herrera wrote
i emailed them my thoughts on it...we'll see if they respond.
At 4:20 PM 13 January 2009
DJ Young Herrera wrote
Lol. I have my own idea on this and it's crazy it may just work.
Ha ha hate me now.
Lol.
Ha ha hate me now.
Lol.
At 5:02 PM 13 January 2009
Caramac wrote
It will work for loser ass people who think staring at a bunch of busted chicks in panties with absolutely no skill is cool.
which sadly is 65% of the idiots in this city.
which sadly is 65% of the idiots in this city.
At 5:08 PM 13 January 2009
tig ol' bitties wrote
At 5:09 PM 13 January 2009
DVDjHardy wrote
I should book these bithces to come out and play over here...they just have to submit a demo first. I'll post that shit up so we can all get a good laugh...LOL.
At 5:10 PM 13 January 2009
DVDjHardy wrote
you: Id like to book you, but require a demo, please send one...
them: ummmm, like ummm, whats a demo?
sad.
them: ummmm, like ummm, whats a demo?
sad.
At 5:12 PM 13 January 2009
tig ol' bitties wrote
Quote:
i emailed them my thoughts on it...we'll see if they respond.they probably won't
At 5:33 PM 13 January 2009
DJ Dynamite - NJ wrote
Jesus...it says it right on the homepage!! "We've taken nightclub dancers and trained them to DJ." .... "We are working out the kinks now..."
LOL what a disaster. I highly doubt this will last. They're prob going to charge much more than a real DJ, and obviously they're going to suck. I doubt they're going to draw heads into a club just b/c of a wannabe pornstar in the booth. I mean if people are going to go to a place to see busted ass, they would have gone to see them dance, not "dj"
LOL what a disaster. I highly doubt this will last. They're prob going to charge much more than a real DJ, and obviously they're going to suck. I doubt they're going to draw heads into a club just b/c of a wannabe pornstar in the booth. I mean if people are going to go to a place to see busted ass, they would have gone to see them dance, not "dj"
At 5:46 PM 13 January 2009
jwhispers wrote
Quote:
www.dollhousedjs.comthe newest thing in Boston....
they are taking regular slutty club dancers and turning them into DJs...as if getting gigs werent hard enough now we gotta deal with chicks wearing next to nothing while Djing using the most microwave setup there is.
what is this world coming to!!!
The pics already look so unprofessional.
At 6:17 PM 13 January 2009
nik39 wrote
a friend of mine who is an actual dj was working for a bar that was hosting an all-female dj night. She would show up with serato ready to play and the other girls would be there with only an iPod and asking why she bothered to use turntables...
needless to say, she quit shortly after...
needless to say, she quit shortly after...
At 7:15 PM 13 January 2009
dj_soo wrote
from: SJ Torres <nitelife333@yahoo.com>
date: Tue, Jan 13, 2009 at 11:37 AM
subject: Re: Dollhouse DJs booking request
mailed-by: yahoo.com
signed-by: yahoo.com
hide details 11:37 AM (4 hours ago) Reply
Hey looser!!!
We already have booked about 20 shows!!! Why would you attack someone for no reason?
It's going to be HUGE!!! Gauranteed!!!
We are just having fun not taking ourselves that seriously... We are just having fun!!!
So relax - take a good long look in the mirror because you have got some serious problems...
Goodluck - DH DJ's
date: Tue, Jan 13, 2009 at 11:37 AM
subject: Re: Dollhouse DJs booking request
mailed-by: yahoo.com
signed-by: yahoo.com
hide details 11:37 AM (4 hours ago) Reply
Hey looser!!!
We already have booked about 20 shows!!! Why would you attack someone for no reason?
It's going to be HUGE!!! Gauranteed!!!
We are just having fun not taking ourselves that seriously... We are just having fun!!!
So relax - take a good long look in the mirror because you have got some serious problems...
Goodluck - DH DJ's
At 9:11 PM 13 January 2009
DJ Young Herrera wrote
Chill yo, these girls paid their dues. Listen to all the work they had to put it to get to their position. Put the haterade down. Dont hate the playa, hate the game...
www.youtube.com view
www.youtube.com view
At 9:25 PM 13 January 2009
SELECT wrote
WOW
"We're just having fun not taking ourselves seriously"
Maybe we should have some fun at his expense too
"We're just having fun not taking ourselves seriously"
Maybe we should have some fun at his expense too
At 9:30 PM 13 January 2009
DJ Dynamite - NJ wrote
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Chill yo, these girls paid their dues. Listen to all the work they had to put it to get to their position. Put the haterade down. Dont hate the playa, hate the game...www.youtube.com view
Paid there dues ????? The heck are you talking about ??? Since when dj's become a modeling agency ??? I'm starting to think it's a circus and that's what the dollhouse dj's fall under.
At 9:35 PM 13 January 2009
DJ Rugged One wrote
all 20 shows are booked at the same venue...and if not, as soon as they show up and absolutely FAIL all the other venues will cancel lol...
At 9:39 PM 13 January 2009
tig ol' bitties wrote
someone should go there and heckle them like stupid drunk chicks do to us.
Ask for silly requests and flash them our man boobs and stupid shit like that...lol
Ask for silly requests and flash them our man boobs and stupid shit like that...lol
At 9:41 PM 13 January 2009
DJ Dynamite - NJ wrote
Tig, its time to pull permits, and set up outside the place with our stuff, I'm sure we can get electricity from Frank @ Barroom lol, We'll challenge them to a spin off lol
At 9:44 PM 13 January 2009
The Notourious B.K.S. wrote
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Tig, its time to pull permits, and set up outside the place with our stuff, I'm sure we can get electricity from Frank @ Barroom lol, We'll challenge them to a spin off lollol i was just thinking that same exact thing about 2 seconds before I read this post. You def should. Too bad its not the summer time. Set up right outside the club with your own gear and see where the crowd goes! I like that idea.
At 9:59 PM 13 January 2009
If I thought it would actually work, I'd follow up on it, but the city won't give us a permit, only the property owners can request it in that area. They used to have killer block parties in that neighborhood back in the day, like 8 bars would participate, but in last 3 years the city has curbed those, and refused to issue permits to anyother than the property owner, not the leasee.
At 10:05 PM 13 January 2009
The Notourious B.K.S. wrote
BKS...if you can't beat'em, then join'em. Send the booking agent your resume along with some shots of you dj'ing in a banana hammock LOL!!!
At 10:23 PM 13 January 2009
jwhispers wrote
Yall should takeover a venue across the way from that spot and do it up proper!
At 10:50 PM 13 January 2009
Audio1 wrote
Eye Candy does not equate with terrible selected and poorly mixed music.
At 10:51 PM 13 January 2009
Audio1 wrote
Quote:
Chill yo, these girls paid their dues. Listen to all the work they had to put it to get to their position. Put the haterade down. Dont hate the playa, hate the game...www.youtube.com view
"It was really easy, it was like....a couple questions...of like.....your name and stuff....and so I came across dollhouse DJs...and like.....here i am!"
At 10:56 PM 13 January 2009
DJ Bouj wrote
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Quote:
Chill yo, these girls paid their dues. Listen to all the work they had to put it to get to their position. Put the haterade down. Dont hate the playa, hate the game...www.youtube.com view
Paid there dues ????? The heck are you talking about ??? Since when dj's become a modeling agency ??? I'm starting to think it's a circus and that's what the dollhouse dj's fall under.
Yeah man you didnt know.. all you gotta do is show up, sign your name and your a DJ.
Nah for real though, its on a Wednesday night. The place is just doing it to get some business going. Most bars/clubs will try anything to get people to come through on a weekday. More power too em if this works for them, but you know damn well they aint putting these broads to spin on a packed night. Dont put anymore thought into it, its just a gimmick.
Now if your promoter starts booking them over you.. then you can start throwing dildos at em..
At 11:01 PM 13 January 2009
SELECT wrote
WHACK!! People go to a dance club to dance. People go to a strip club to see stripers. Don't combine the two.
At 11:41 PM 13 January 2009
DJkahar aka Skyscraper wrote
I bet you that they're playing stuff that's premixed for them and just going thru the motions like they're spinning
At 11:50 PM 13 January 2009
DJ Dynamite - NJ wrote
Quote:
lol i was just thinking that same exact thing about 2 seconds before I read this post. You def should. Too bad its not the summer time. Set up right outside the club with your own gear and see where the crowd goes! I like that idea.sorry but id rather watch the girls play. =D
At 11:56 PM 13 January 2009
Marty Mcfly wrote
If the crowd favorite wins the battle, they'd beat Qbert and Jazzy Jeff unless the crowd was all DJ's...
At 12:15 AM 14 January 2009
bourbonstmc wrote
If the crowd favorite wins the battle, they'd beat Qbert and Jazzy Jeff unless the crowd was all DJ's...
At 12:16 AM 14 January 2009
bourbonstmc wrote
If the crowd favorite wins the battle, they'd beat Qbert and Jazzy Jeff unless the crowd was all DJ's...
At 1:20 AM 14 January 2009
DJ Dynamite - NJ wrote
Seriously... nothing a pair of wirecutters can't fix. How many of these "DJ's" are techno savvy enough to troubleshoot their system?
At 1:53 AM 14 January 2009
Jesus Christ wrote
Quote:
Seriously... nothing a pair of wirecutters can't fix. How many of these "DJ's" are techno savvy enough to troubleshoot their system?Jesus Christ!! Jesus Christ.
At 9:16 AM 14 January 2009
Caramac wrote
i wonder what equpt they use, and if anything is just pre recorded. I remember a craigslist add for a club in LA that basically said need hott chick to pretend to DJ
At 2:02 PM 14 January 2009
Free Man wrote
That's probably what it is. Can you imagine training 20 people at once to dj?
At 2:07 PM 14 January 2009
Caramac wrote
From analyzing the pictures I think this is what they do...
it looks like there are 2 of them "Djing" I assume they somehow FADE a song into one another then while the song is playing act like club dancers, then the next one with go and fade a song in and then act like club dancers etc...
I think the term "DJs" doesnt quite fit the mold for what they do.
Im going to try and go tonight to get the full scoop. I assume I wont hear a single "mix" or blend of 2 songs, more like turn channel one down and turn channel 2 up type of thing, with many trainwrecks in between. If I do go Ill report back.
it looks like there are 2 of them "Djing" I assume they somehow FADE a song into one another then while the song is playing act like club dancers, then the next one with go and fade a song in and then act like club dancers etc...
I think the term "DJs" doesnt quite fit the mold for what they do.
Im going to try and go tonight to get the full scoop. I assume I wont hear a single "mix" or blend of 2 songs, more like turn channel one down and turn channel 2 up type of thing, with many trainwrecks in between. If I do go Ill report back.
At 2:12 PM 14 January 2009
tig ol' bitties wrote
Quote:
That's probably what it is. Can you imagine training 20 people at once to dj?From the pics it looks like an Ipod thing with the 2 jog wheels and built in mixer
At 2:12 PM 14 January 2009
tig ol' bitties wrote
quote fail...
Was answering free mans question
Was answering free mans question
At 2:14 PM 14 January 2009
tig ol' bitties wrote
tig if you DO go, please try to get some better photos then the last ones you took of that wavie LOL
At 2:30 PM 14 January 2009
jwhispers wrote
Quote:
From analyzing the pictures I think this is what they do...it looks like there are 2 of them "Djing" I assume they somehow FADE a song into one another then while the song is playing act like club dancers, then the next one with go and fade a song in and then act like club dancers etc...
I think the term "DJs" doesnt quite fit the mold for what they do.
Im going to try and go tonight to get the full scoop. I assume I wont hear a single "mix" or blend of 2 songs, more like turn channel one down and turn channel 2 up type of thing, with many trainwrecks in between. If I do go Ill report back.
Let me know, I may go in with you and cut out early.
At 2:33 PM 14 January 2009
The Notourious B.K.S. wrote
lmao...that was my camera phone and my blackberry is as ghetto as it gets...got a piece of scotch tape holding my track ball in place cuz it keeps falling out. lol...
BKS, Ill let you know the dilly.
BKS, Ill let you know the dilly.
At 2:40 PM 14 January 2009
tig ol' bitties wrote
Quote:
From analyzing the pictures I think this is what they do...it looks like there are 2 of them "Djing" I assume they somehow FADE a song into one another then while the song is playing act like club dancers, then the next one with go and fade a song in and then act like club dancers etc...
I think it's gonna go something more like this:
Cue up Audio1 extended mix, twist knobs for 20 mins, blend into Erock extended mix twist knobs, look pretty.
At 3:39 PM 14 January 2009
DJ Bouj wrote
You know part of the rider is going to include security so that no one can get to the booth to actually make requests. Lol.
At 3:42 PM 14 January 2009
Caramac wrote
Quote:
You know part of the rider is going to include security so that no one can get to the booth to actually make requests. Lol.Forealla, I want to go and request absolutley absurd shit and see how they react lol
At 3:45 PM 14 January 2009
The Notourious B.K.S. wrote
Quote:
Quote:
From analyzing the pictures I think this is what they do...it looks like there are 2 of them "Djing" I assume they somehow FADE a song into one another then while the song is playing act like club dancers, then the next one with go and fade a song in and then act like club dancers etc...
I think it's gonna go something more like this:
Cue up Audio1 extended mix, twist knobs for 20 mins, cut the track, do a shout out then drop into an Erock extended mix, twist knobs, look pretty.
*Fixed
At 4:03 PM 14 January 2009
DJ Bouj wrote
Quote:
Quote:
You know part of the rider is going to include security so that no one can get to the booth to actually make requests. Lol.Forealla, I want to go and request absolutley absurd shit and see how they react lol
Lol then 2 mins later you've not played my song yet. When is it coming on? etc etc.
At 4:16 PM 14 January 2009
Caramac wrote
anyone figure they will be playing pre-mixed items? ;)
At 4:33 PM 14 January 2009
SiRocket wrote
Quote:
tig if you DO go, please try to get some better photos then the last ones you took of that wavie LOLWe need pics of them naked and snorting coke at your place after the show... :)
At 6:17 PM 14 January 2009
bourbonstmc wrote
I could see this being successful.
A slap in the face to any "real dj" but, whatever. Don't hate because they thought of it first. lol
A slap in the face to any "real dj" but, whatever. Don't hate because they thought of it first. lol
At 6:32 PM 14 January 2009
Me and Shawn here decided we are going to start "beefcake beats" promo pics soon.
At 6:34 PM 14 January 2009
Here's our latest photo shoot promo pics -->> farm3.static.flickr.com
At 6:40 PM 14 January 2009
^^thats not officail though, we need to lay some text down
At 6:45 PM 14 January 2009
This is why the 'top 40' club scene is lame..........let's see those ladies drop a Dubstep, DnB, GlichHop, NuDisco, 'Fill-in-the-Blank' electronic music set and see how that goes down.....laughs! It's easy to have microwave djs when you are playing microwave music.
At 7:32 PM 14 January 2009
blackavenger wrote
Chad plays DnB
.............in tight black spandex short shorts ;)
.............in tight black spandex short shorts ;)
At 7:45 PM 14 January 2009
Quote:
Chad plays DnB.............in tight black spandex short shorts ;)
hmmmm i think i'll go check out the dollhouseDJ's...
At 7:46 PM 14 January 2009
Free Man wrote
Tig, definitely check this shit out for us. Film it if you can.
That interview was like, OMG, like so indepth, and stuff.
That interview was like, OMG, like so indepth, and stuff.
At 8:59 PM 14 January 2009
FunkyRob wrote
Think about it this way. It has been proven that the "more attractive" people get more gigs, more money or more shit for free. That being said they are using the sex appeal to sell themselves vs. the DJ skills.
The other part of this is that it's a marketing ploy that will have fire cracker effect. visa vie no long lasting effect. They are not gonna be doing real gigs, and the novelty of it all will wear like the cheap undies these chick don.
The other part of this is that it's a marketing ploy that will have fire cracker effect. visa vie no long lasting effect. They are not gonna be doing real gigs, and the novelty of it all will wear like the cheap undies these chick don.
At 12:29 AM 15 January 2009
DJ_PHAZE wrote
these chicks don't wear any undies. they go commando
At 12:45 AM 15 January 2009
DJ Dynamite - NJ wrote
I can see this working too. You guys gotta remember that at the end, this business is about making money, otherwise we'd all be bedroom DJ's.
Girls = money. Most people that go out clubbing don't know/care much about the DJ's skills. If the promoters play it smart, and make a show out of them like it seems they are, then it will be like going to a strip club.
You also gotta remember that girls stick together and will support each other to the end. That alone can pack you a small club. Hot girls have hot girlfriends and they usually party together.
Now, let's be realistic. How hard is it for a new DJ to memorize a set using Serato? What if these girls have a real DJ showing them the ropes and showing them their first set? I've done it before. I thought my friend a 30 min set, she learned it to perfection, and she played her first gig at my party. Not only that, but she also had a grip load of other girls show up and support her.
Why is there so much hate on this thread? Just cause they're decent looking girls who decided to take on DJing and use their sexually to their advantage? Come on guys, don't worry about what others are doing, worry about yourself and getting your self up there.
Let the flamming beging!
:-D
Girls = money. Most people that go out clubbing don't know/care much about the DJ's skills. If the promoters play it smart, and make a show out of them like it seems they are, then it will be like going to a strip club.
You also gotta remember that girls stick together and will support each other to the end. That alone can pack you a small club. Hot girls have hot girlfriends and they usually party together.
Now, let's be realistic. How hard is it for a new DJ to memorize a set using Serato? What if these girls have a real DJ showing them the ropes and showing them their first set? I've done it before. I thought my friend a 30 min set, she learned it to perfection, and she played her first gig at my party. Not only that, but she also had a grip load of other girls show up and support her.
Why is there so much hate on this thread? Just cause they're decent looking girls who decided to take on DJing and use their sexually to their advantage? Come on guys, don't worry about what others are doing, worry about yourself and getting your self up there.
Let the flamming beging!
:-D
At 1:08 AM 15 January 2009
DjWoody wrote
most likely because its like waiting outside in line for a club.......
and you get these ditz'd up girls/guys saving 2hours.... or any time for that matter, no cover... etc. and basically just getting full rights privileges while we are looked at like "lesser" peeps.
No one wants to be the regular person in line... we all want to be superstars...
Its like the rich kid handed everything vs the kid who had to work for everything argument.
Its one thing if someone gets these privileges by working hard or earning them... its another when these broads think they are dj's and think they are at the top...
Welcome to the entertainment industry.
and you get these ditz'd up girls/guys saving 2hours.... or any time for that matter, no cover... etc. and basically just getting full rights privileges while we are looked at like "lesser" peeps.
No one wants to be the regular person in line... we all want to be superstars...
Its like the rich kid handed everything vs the kid who had to work for everything argument.
Its one thing if someone gets these privileges by working hard or earning them... its another when these broads think they are dj's and think they are at the top...
Welcome to the entertainment industry.
At 1:17 AM 15 January 2009
SiRocket wrote
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You also gotta remember that us girls stick together and will support each other to the end. That and we pack a small billy club. Hot girls have fat girlfriends and they usually travel together.Why is there so much hate on this thread? Just cause we're decent looking girls who decided to take on DJing and use our sexually to their advantage? Come on guys, don't worry about what others are doing, worry about yourself and getting your self up.
You girls gotta stick together.
At 1:44 AM 15 January 2009
Jesus Christ wrote
"We are working out the kinks now and will be coming to a club near you soon." What's the Kinks? Knowing how to DJ?
At 2:21 AM 15 January 2009
Mic Terror wrote
Translation: "We are recording their sets now and will be coming to a club near you soon."
At 2:24 AM 15 January 2009
Jesus Christ wrote
Quote:
Why is there so much hate on this thread?No hate...
Just because you put lipstick on a pig and call it a woman doesn't make it a woman. So don't put headphones on some chicks and call them DJs. They have to earn that right. If they can hold there own for real then I'll have nothin bad to say about them, but until then I'm gonna keep badmouthing them :-P
At 2:33 AM 15 January 2009
DJ Dynamite - NJ wrote
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Why is there so much hate on this thread?Let the flamming beging!
:-D
Put it like this...why make a mockery out of DJing? Why not say "hey were gonna have half naked chics making your mixed drinks tonight"...Don't worry we're going to train them . Or better yet why not have half naked chics at the coat check, dancing around, or even do some type of singing or some shit.
There is plenty of other ways to use these chics as a "marketing bait" but don't insult the art of DJing...I'm just saying.
At 2:40 AM 15 January 2009
DJ CISC0 wrote
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Let the flamming beging!Oh, no! Not the flamming! Please don't let it beging!
At 3:00 AM 15 January 2009
bourbonstmc wrote
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Chad plays DnB.............in tight black spandex CROTCHLESS short shorts and I like that ;)
And I knew there was something kinky about the mods on this forum
At 4:08 AM 15 January 2009
Static2.0 wrote
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Quote:
Why is there so much hate on this thread?Just because you put lipstick on a pig and call it a woman doesn't make it a woman. So don't put headphones on some chicks and call them DJs.
Amazing, its only two weeks old, but: quote of the year.
At 1:08 PM 15 January 2009
DJ Bouj wrote
sorry to disappoint, but I wasnt able to make it out there last night...I will 100% go next week. I just got shit going on this week and weekend that I need to prepare for so yeah...
I agree with Cisc0 tho...I think the whole idea is stupid and crass. Why not have the regular resident DJ spin and have these girls stand next to him and dance? Most likely the same people will come and the same losers who dont have the balls to walk up to a regular girl at the bar will sit there with their mouths wide open wondering what it would be like to get in one of those stretched out beaten up holes, these girls call their vagina.
Why train them on some Ipod bullshit setup and make it seem like DJing is easy and requires no time, effort, practice, or skill. As if us DJs who use Serato dont have enough people already questioning our abilities and talents cuz we are now classified as "laptop DJs", like why go the extra mile and make it look like now all you need to do is call yourself a DJ and hey, your a DJ.
Doesnt matter if its some shitty hole in the wall bar or a club. This idea which more then likely will have minimal success is a blow to every DJ out there who puts in effort and time to build thier skills and hopefully land a gig...now its if you are somewhat hot and have tits, your a DJ. Lame.
I agree with Cisc0 tho...I think the whole idea is stupid and crass. Why not have the regular resident DJ spin and have these girls stand next to him and dance? Most likely the same people will come and the same losers who dont have the balls to walk up to a regular girl at the bar will sit there with their mouths wide open wondering what it would be like to get in one of those stretched out beaten up holes, these girls call their vagina.
Why train them on some Ipod bullshit setup and make it seem like DJing is easy and requires no time, effort, practice, or skill. As if us DJs who use Serato dont have enough people already questioning our abilities and talents cuz we are now classified as "laptop DJs", like why go the extra mile and make it look like now all you need to do is call yourself a DJ and hey, your a DJ.
Doesnt matter if its some shitty hole in the wall bar or a club. This idea which more then likely will have minimal success is a blow to every DJ out there who puts in effort and time to build thier skills and hopefully land a gig...now its if you are somewhat hot and have tits, your a DJ. Lame.
At 2:09 PM 15 January 2009
tig ol' bitties wrote
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Most likely the same people will come and the same losers who dont have the balls to walk up to a regular girl at the bar will sit there with their mouths wide open wondering what it would be like to get in one of those stretched out beaten up holes, these girls call their vagina.LMAO!
At 3:19 PM 15 January 2009
DVDjHardy wrote
so i just got word one of my friends went into the bar these floozies work at to apply for a waitress job and guess what...they hired her to be a Dollhouse DJ...
sick.
sick.
At 3:30 PM 15 January 2009
tig ol' bitties wrote
Damn tig I was looking forward to hear a review of last night. Guess might as well wait next week. :(
Serious note, the bars will do anything to make a buck for guys to come out to see girls dance/dj or dance etc. and drool like they were babies. It might work or not but the truth will set the test of time.
Serious note, the bars will do anything to make a buck for guys to come out to see girls dance/dj or dance etc. and drool like they were babies. It might work or not but the truth will set the test of time.
At 3:48 PM 15 January 2009
DJ Rugged One wrote
all i know is they better nto get paid more then I do on a saturday night lol.
At 3:50 PM 15 January 2009
tig ol' bitties wrote
Quote:
so i just got word one of my friends went into the bar these floozies work at to apply for a waitress job and guess what...they hired her to be a Dollhouse DJ...sick.
That sucks man.
At 6:34 PM 15 January 2009
www.youtube.com view
"It was fairly easy. It was just a couple questions about, like, your name...and stuff"
LOL Please rate and comment!
"It was fairly easy. It was just a couple questions about, like, your name...and stuff"
LOL Please rate and comment!
At 7:01 PM 15 January 2009
kalibhakta wrote
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so i just got word one of my friends went into the bar these floozies work at to apply for a waitress job and guess what...they hired her to be a Dollhouse DJ...sick.
Does she DJ, or is she going to go through the training process?
At 7:04 PM 15 January 2009
kalibhakta wrote
never touched a record, turntable, cd player, mixer in her life.
At 7:06 PM 15 January 2009
tig ol' bitties wrote
the way i think this will work is, the fact that these chicks will never play a song outside of "the place", its just a gimmick they are using to draw attention to the bar......I cant see any one of these chicks playing at the roxy, especially if theyre getting Dj gigs by "applying online"
At 7:07 PM 15 January 2009
sopranosupasta wrote
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from: SJ Torres <nitelife333@yahoo.com>date: Tue, Jan 13, 2009 at 11:37 AM
subject: Re: Dollhouse DJs booking request
mailed-by: yahoo.com
signed-by: yahoo.com
hide details 11:37 AM (4 hours ago) Reply
Hey looser!!!
We already have booked about 20 shows!!! Why would you attack someone for no reason?
It's going to be HUGE!!! Gauranteed!!!
We are just having fun not taking ourselves that seriously... We are just having fun!!!
So relax - take a good long look in the mirror because you have got some serious problems...
Goodluck - DH DJ's
I hope 20 shows is the same bar they are at every week...otherwise, shit is just crazy. It is a gimmick and I am sure some idiots outside of the resident bar they are at will go for it, but once they see how absolutely lame it is, they wont be having them back
At 7:12 PM 15 January 2009
tig ol' bitties wrote
We should all send emails to that address above. We can be called the ssl internet hecklers!!!!
At 3:15 AM 16 January 2009
DJ G-NUTZ wrote
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from: SJ Torres <nitelife333@yahoo.com>date: Tue, Jan 13, 2009 at 11:37 AM
subject: Re: Dollhouse DJs booking request
mailed-by: yahoo.com
signed-by: yahoo.com
hide details 11:37 AM (4 hours ago) Reply
Hey looser!!!
We already have booked about 20 shows!!! Why would you attack someone for no reason?
It's going to be HUGE!!! Gauranteed!!!
We are just having fun not taking ourselves that seriously... We are just having fun!!!
So relax - take a good long look in the mirror because you have got some serious problems...
Goodluck - DH DJ's
I hope 20 shows is the same bar they are at every week...otherwise, shit is just crazy. It is a gimmick and I am sure some idiots outside of the resident bar they are at will go for it, but once they see how absolutely lame it is, they wont be having them back
LoL, what did you say to him??? IMO "not taking themselves that seriousoly" sounds kind of like... We admit that we have no talent...
At 2:00 PM 16 January 2009
Free Man wrote
We've taken nightclub dancers and trained them to DJ.
*rofl.
I'm starting pussycat IT workers.
"We've taken hot secretaries and admin assitants and turned them into cisco certified network architechs"
*We've landed almost 20 contracts already.
haha!! tig o bitties you made my day!
*rofl.
I'm starting pussycat IT workers.
"We've taken hot secretaries and admin assitants and turned them into cisco certified network architechs"
*We've landed almost 20 contracts already.
haha!! tig o bitties you made my day!
At 6:29 PM 16 January 2009
Dj Status wrote
status u made my day with that one
Pussycat IT workers, LOL
Pussycat IT workers, LOL
At 7:24 PM 16 January 2009
Static2.0 wrote
i think we need GoGo girls everywhere... i'd love coming to any job if there was music and hott chicks dancing
At 7:49 PM 16 January 2009
Free Man wrote
fucking iPhone, damn it!
Oh well I can't spell either
Oh well I can't spell either
At 7:50 PM 16 January 2009
Static2.0 wrote
Yes if criminals were fine women in thongs, my job would be waaaay more enjoyable
At 7:52 PM 16 January 2009
Static2.0 wrote
At 7:56 PM 16 January 2009
bourbonstmc wrote
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Yes if criminals wore thongs, my job would be gaaaay more enjoyablenews.thomasnet.com
Hey! That's me!
At 7:58 PM 16 January 2009
nik39 wrote
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news.static-eats-donuts.comThat's not news
At 8:16 PM 16 January 2009
bourbonstmc wrote
This would be an AWSOME idea if you could go and NOT listen to the music.....bring an ipod mabye??
At 10:29 PM 16 January 2009
Dj-M.Bezzle wrote
I wonder how many single young ladies would want to come to a club with half neked laddies dancing and djing....I wonder how many guys will keep going there when the guy to girl ratio is like 10 to 1 and the 1 is a lez
At 10:30 PM 16 January 2009
Dj-M.Bezzle wrote
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I wonder how many single young ladies would want to come to a club with half neked laddies dancing and djing....I wonder how many guys will keep going there when the guy to girl ratio is like 10 to 1 and the 1 is a lezThat's what I was thinking. The promoters don't stop and think. Girls don't want to go party at a place where they aren't the center of attention. And guys don't want to go party at a sausage factory.
At 10:32 PM 16 January 2009
Jesus Christ wrote
the way this is going they might hire a male stripper and make him dance while one of those dolldjs spin!!! then the opposite to entertain people.
Arrgg, and how about if they hire a real dj and make him spin behind the curtain, while this losers pretend they are the ones doing the show! Something like that is not hard to do you know and people for money is willing to do anything!!
Oh well.... at the end what makes me mad is how this people doesnt appreciate our work :(
Arrgg, and how about if they hire a real dj and make him spin behind the curtain, while this losers pretend they are the ones doing the show! Something like that is not hard to do you know and people for money is willing to do anything!!
Oh well.... at the end what makes me mad is how this people doesnt appreciate our work :(
At 11:59 PM 16 January 2009
DJMuErTe wrote
I would suggest having one of our forum members remote login to the computer and run their serato from home...then all the girl would have to do is work the mixer....not tooooo many ways to f that up
At 12:07 AM 17 January 2009
Dj-M.Bezzle wrote
Im a lil late on this paintrain...
I just got the link via facebook today from SJ,
and heres what I can tell ya about him.
he is a hustla...he is always looking for the best way to pack his room
I worked for him when the turned the golden bowl into the dirty dawg
(Next to what is now sanctuary...at the end, way back it was "Perrys")
lemme tell ya... it was Massi, Wayne Partello and I all spinnin for him.
though it was 21+ we got shut down becuase it was 90% 18 yr old huss.
thats not the gipper.
we used to have "shit-tay" partys downstairs at 230.
so if u were in the know, youd hang out down stairs til a truckload of strippers
showed up...then we'd spin a lil impromptu stipper party.
so, my hating on him, is limited...he's not the kinda guy lookin to
appeal to the educated crowd... drunk sportsfan type guys ect ect ect.
as far as this idea...
well, its not a good one/... kinda a smack in the face to hard working djs.
but if it brings in 50-100 meat-heads to pound draft beer and get in fights.
so be it.
the dj community has always has people exploit the "coolness" of being the dj
and we always gett madd at that...
now we just stuck a tight lil balloon knot on the equation.
does anyone remember penelope tuesdae?
I saw here in AC dj expo....
it was perfect.
CLUB FULL of hardworking djs...she called EVERYONE out that day at the show
"come see me, you'll see why im gettin booked all over the country and your not"
sure enough. train wreck after train wreck.
everyone boo'ing....screaming YOU SUUUUCK.
then she played ass & titties and took her clothes off....
ta'da!
I just got the link via facebook today from SJ,
and heres what I can tell ya about him.
he is a hustla...he is always looking for the best way to pack his room
I worked for him when the turned the golden bowl into the dirty dawg
(Next to what is now sanctuary...at the end, way back it was "Perrys")
lemme tell ya... it was Massi, Wayne Partello and I all spinnin for him.
though it was 21+ we got shut down becuase it was 90% 18 yr old huss.
thats not the gipper.
we used to have "shit-tay" partys downstairs at 230.
so if u were in the know, youd hang out down stairs til a truckload of strippers
showed up...then we'd spin a lil impromptu stipper party.
so, my hating on him, is limited...he's not the kinda guy lookin to
appeal to the educated crowd... drunk sportsfan type guys ect ect ect.
as far as this idea...
well, its not a good one/... kinda a smack in the face to hard working djs.
but if it brings in 50-100 meat-heads to pound draft beer and get in fights.
so be it.
the dj community has always has people exploit the "coolness" of being the dj
and we always gett madd at that...
now we just stuck a tight lil balloon knot on the equation.
does anyone remember penelope tuesdae?
I saw here in AC dj expo....
it was perfect.
CLUB FULL of hardworking djs...she called EVERYONE out that day at the show
"come see me, you'll see why im gettin booked all over the country and your not"
sure enough. train wreck after train wreck.
everyone boo'ing....screaming YOU SUUUUCK.
then she played ass & titties and took her clothes off....
ta'da!
At 12:39 AM 17 January 2009
Joshua Carl wrote
At 4:01 AM 17 January 2009
DJ Stuart (AR) wrote
ha, no that certainly wasnt them.
oh, heres a typical penelope tuesdae routine (Its close to nsfw)
www.youtube.com view
oh, heres a typical penelope tuesdae routine (Its close to nsfw)
www.youtube.com view
At 3:35 PM 17 January 2009
Joshua Carl wrote
some of you buuf dudes need to apply and if they deny you, its sexual discrimination, then you can
sue their estate
sue their estate
At 10:19 PM 18 January 2009
DJ d.range wrote
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newyork.craigslist.orgI saw that the other day...lol
At 2:18 AM 19 January 2009
DJ Dynamite - NJ wrote
At 2:26 AM 19 January 2009
DJ d.range wrote
i too saw penelope tuesdae at the dj expo. oh.my.god.
worst.titties and dj set.ever
worst.titties and dj set.ever
At 8:34 AM 19 January 2009
djSMIRK wrote
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i too saw penelope tuesdae at the dj expo. oh.my.god.worst.titties and dj set.ever
were you at the panel that earlier that day when she was talking all that shit too?
At 2:03 PM 19 January 2009
Joshua Carl wrote
At 2:11 PM 19 January 2009
Joshua Carl wrote
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Are these chicks considered hot in Boston??not by most, but there is a type of people, just like New Yorkers have "Long Islander's" and guido's from Jersey, we have similar people and they seem to eat this crap up.
At 6:48 PM 19 January 2009
The Notourious B.K.S. wrote
Yeah, I mean there is obviously some "daddy doesn't love me" issues with these girls, why else would they want to do it? This is just a step away from stripping. And you all know, if your daughter is on the pole, you have failed as a parent lol
At 7:11 PM 19 January 2009
The Notourious B.K.S. wrote
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Yeah, I mean there is obviously some "daddy doesn't love me" issues with these girls, why else would they want to do it? This is just a step away from stripping. And you all know, if your daughter is on the pole, you have failed as a parent lolTrue in 99% of all cases, but there are exceptions...
At 7:14 PM 19 January 2009
bourbonstmc wrote
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Yeah, I mean there is obviously some "daddy doesn't love me" issues with these girls, why else would they want to do it? This is just a step away from stripping. And you all know, if your daughter is on the pole, you have failed as a parent lolTrue in 99% of all cases, but there are exceptions...
I'm a betting man, and I'll take that 99%, b/c there is nothing dynamic about these "Dollhouse DJ's". These are the people that respond to reality show casting calls on craigslist, the same people that show up to American idol, and insist they know how to sing and the judges are just "jealous". Its all about ME! DADDY LOVE ME! (no homo, no misquote)
At 7:41 PM 19 January 2009
The Notourious B.K.S. wrote
"Fuck you dad!"
I'll paypal you a dollar if u can tell me where that's from
I'll paypal you a dollar if u can tell me where that's from
At 7:47 PM 19 January 2009
DJ d.range wrote
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"Fuck you dad!"I'll paypal you a dollar if u can tell me where that's from
C'mon man, "Breakfast Club"
At 7:57 PM 19 January 2009
The Notourious B.K.S. wrote
Lmao!!! I kept repeating that shit in my head.. What messed me up was that I saw step brothers yesterday and it says that. NO!! What about you Dad!!! lol
At 8:01 PM 19 January 2009
DJ G-NUTZ wrote
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This is just a step away from stripping..."We've taken nightclub dancers and trained them to DJ. "
At 10:28 PM 19 January 2009
kalibhakta wrote
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Are these chicks considered hot in Boston??NOOOOOOOOOO! these chicks are just club rats, they have been in the scene so long that they basically can do whatever they want, the club scene is very small in Boston and basically there are 50 people who run the entire scene....
So if you are friends with and/or "in" with any one of those people you can work at any club and do whatever you want.
At 1:11 AM 20 January 2009
sopranosupasta wrote
That explains Cee Block's success.
just kidding. :D
just kidding. :D
At 1:15 AM 20 January 2009
Jesus Christ wrote
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That explains Cee Block's success.just kidding. :D
LMAO....I dont have any success. I'm just a squirrel trying to get a nut (no misquote)
At 1:17 AM 20 January 2009
sopranosupasta wrote
ohhh you're so lucky you put a (no misquote) at the end of that.
At 1:18 AM 20 January 2009
Jesus Christ wrote
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ohhh you're so lucky you put a (no misquote) at the end of that.I know, If i didnt it would have been a tragedy... I know...
At 1:19 AM 20 January 2009
sopranosupasta wrote
I am going to get a big fake rack and wear a wig though, then maybe i can get some gigs!! LOL....
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At 1:26 AM 20 January 2009
sopranosupasta wrote
"I'm feeling a little faclempt so tawk amongst yahselves... here's a topic"
At 1:37 AM 20 January 2009
sopranosupasta wrote
a Thighmaster is neither a thigh nor a master. Discuss
At 2:00 AM 20 January 2009
Joshua Carl wrote
yo is it just me or were the dollhouse djs really pretty i really dont give a fuck if they cant mix or play fucking big band music u can find me at their gigs lmao
At 7:00 AM 20 January 2009
djchrischip wrote
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yo is it just me or were the dollhouse djs really pretty i really dont give a fuck if they cant mix or play fucking big band music u can find me at their gigs lmaoLol youth.
At 9:33 AM 20 January 2009
Caramac wrote
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I'm just a squirrel trying to get a nut (no misquote)no misquote needed... you said it yourself... youre trying to get nuts... at least your're open about it...
At 2:07 PM 20 January 2009
Free Man wrote
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Are these chicks considered hot in Boston??NOOOOOOOOOO! these chicks are just club rats, they have been in the scene so long that they basically can do whatever they want, the club scene is very small in Boston and basically there are 50 people who run the entire scene....
So if you are friends with and/or "in" with any one of those people you can work at any club and do whatever you want.
these girls arent club rats...
the club rats in Boston are million times better looking then these girls are. brain power is about the same, but looks are far better then any of these dollhouse girls.
At 2:15 PM 20 January 2009
tig ol' bitties wrote
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Are these chicks considered hot in Boston??NOOOOOOOOOO! these chicks are just club rats, they have been in the scene so long that they basically can do whatever they want, the club scene is very small in Boston and basically there are 50 people who run the entire scene....
So if you are friends with and/or "in" with any one of those people you can work at any club and do whatever you want.
these girls arent club rats...
the club rats in Boston are million times better looking then these girls are. brain power is about the same, but looks are far better then any of these dollhouse girls.
tig, Im not talking patrons....im talking about working in the industry...lol...
At 2:20 PM 20 January 2009
sopranosupasta wrote
oh, ok lol. I only read the first 8 words. lol.
At 2:24 PM 20 January 2009
tig ol' bitties wrote
yea, this is most dissapointing. I would be all for a DJ Battle blockparty.. BKS hit up Frank for some power and we could do it.. or run it off a streetlight like the old days.
At 3:22 PM 22 January 2009
Liquidice wrote
when is the big party for the King's bday? lol. Might pop in and see you and BKS throw down...
At 3:24 PM 22 January 2009
tig ol' bitties wrote
At 3:24 PM 22 January 2009
DJ Young Herrera wrote
god they are awful...the blonde one is like a 1.3, the asian one is OK at best, the third one that looks like a mouse is just skanky, the 4th one is the best looking one, but still leaves alot to be desired...
you'd think they'd try to hire decent looking girls...apparently no other chicks in the city have low self esteem issues.
you'd think they'd try to hire decent looking girls...apparently no other chicks in the city have low self esteem issues.
At 3:30 PM 22 January 2009
tig ol' bitties wrote
How do they keep #3 from melting under the club lights? Do they rotate and do short shifts??
At 3:32 PM 22 January 2009
jwhispers wrote
lmao. good question. I need to go check this circus out
At 3:34 PM 22 January 2009
tig ol' bitties wrote
I took a look at the pics of those chicks....the word Coke is the first word that jumped into my head for some reason.
At 3:43 PM 22 January 2009
CMOS wrote
I'm sure thats the rub, I bet they dj for coke lol
At 3:55 PM 22 January 2009
The Notourious B.K.S. wrote
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god they are awful...the blonde one is like a 1.3, the asian one is OK at best, the third one that looks like a mouse is just skanky, the 4th one is the best looking one, but still leaves alot to be desired...lmao
At 4:08 PM 22 January 2009
DVDjHardy wrote
Damn Ive been doing it wrong this whole time, I gotta keep it wavy like max b with the same setup they got- www.numark.com
At 4:53 PM 22 January 2009
SELECT wrote
gotta remember what clientel they go for over there:
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At 4:54 PM 22 January 2009
Joshua Carl wrote
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Damn Ive been doing it wrong this whole time, I gotta keep it wavy like max b with the same setup they got- www.numark.comIs that what he means when Max B says Wavy? I had some buddies that kept sayin everythin was "wavy". I asked them what it meant, they didnt know, then I told them about the Wavie phenomonen, and they were conviced thats what it meant, but to me it doesnt really make sense.
At 5:48 PM 22 January 2009
DJ Bouj wrote
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Damn Ive been doing it wrong this whole time, I gotta keep it wavy like max b with the same setup they got- www.numark.comIs that what he means when Max B says Wavy? I had some buddies that kept sayin everythin was "wavy". I asked them what it meant, they didnt know, then I told them about the Wavie phenomonen, and they were conviced thats what it meant, but to me it doesnt really make sense.
Lol, I think your friends are secretly telling you something about your DJn...
At 6:01 PM 22 January 2009
SELECT wrote
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Damn Ive been doing it wrong this whole time, I gotta keep it wavy like max b with the same setup they got- www.numark.comIs that what he means when Max B says Wavy? I had some buddies that kept sayin everythin was "wavy". I asked them what it meant, they didnt know, then I told them about the Wavie phenomonen, and they were conviced thats what it meant, but to me it doesnt really make sense.
The term Wavie is derived from DJ's who never really trained on Vinyl and strictly purchased a digital DJing program...basically using the WAVEFORMS as there method of learning how to beat match...rather then using ears and more traditional forms...so when something is referred to as Wavie its just another word for microwave in a sense.
At 6:03 PM 22 January 2009
tig ol' bitties wrote
I'm pretty sure the Max B thing and the DJ term are unrelated.
At 6:52 PM 22 January 2009
Logisticalstyles wrote
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who the fuck is max b?The rapper who used to write all of Jim Jones lyrics lol
At 7:27 PM 22 January 2009
The Notourious B.K.S. wrote
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Damn Ive been doing it wrong this whole time, I gotta keep it wavy like max b with the same setup they got- www.numark.comIs that what he means when Max B says Wavy? I had some buddies that kept sayin everythin was "wavy". I asked them what it meant, they didnt know, then I told them about the Wavie phenomonen, and they were conviced thats what it meant, but to me it doesnt really make sense.
Lol, I think your friends are secretly telling you something about your DJn...
Lmao, i dont think so, honestly, when I stopped investing in records and switched to a DVS i didnt know how to use (or didnt know they existed) 3/4 of the functions that SSL offers, I played on ABS mode, and didnt bother learning about waveforms and all that stuff, its only after taking part in this forum, reading about people's use of the little functions available that I decided to really educate myself more about "cheating" lol.
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Damn Ive been doing it wrong this whole time, I gotta keep it wavy like max b with the same setup they got- www.numark.comIs that what he means when Max B says Wavy? I had some buddies that kept sayin everythin was "wavy". I asked them what it meant, they didnt know, then I told them about the Wavie phenomonen, and they were conviced thats what it meant, but to me it doesnt really make sense.
The term Wavie is derived from DJ's who never really trained on Vinyl and strictly purchased a digital DJing program...basically using the WAVEFORMS as there method of learning how to beat match...rather then using ears and more traditional forms...so when something is referred to as Wavie its just another word for microwave in a sense.
Seen. Already kinda pieced that together, once again because of this forum. I was just wondering if Max B was using it in the same context, but as i said, it wouldnt really make sense
At 8:14 PM 22 January 2009
DJ Bouj wrote
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Lmao, i dont think so, honestly, when I stopped investing in records and switched to a DVS i didnt know how to use (or didnt know they existed) 3/4 of the functions that SSL offers, I played on ABS mode, and didnt bother learning about waveforms and all that stuff, its only after taking part in this forum, reading about people's use of the little functions available that I decided to really educate myself more about "cheating" lol.
Same here. I first started on Numark CDN-88s. I didn't have Serato and used to practice beat-matching by ear. Then when I got Serato, I didn't even use 1/8th of the features. I used it 100% in ABS mode. Then I went to see my friend DJ at a club and saw him using it with cue points, loops, etc and I was blown away. I went home and tried it out and then really realized the power of this software. MY MAIN REASON I was using Serato was as a way to consolidate my music library into my laptop but I didn't realize all the other things you could do.
I didn't even know it had auto BPM detection. Man, that really made importing music so much easier. I used to use the tap function on my efx-500 to count bpm's manually for each song I imported.
At 6:41 PM 29 January 2009
DJ JAMES E wrote
I will get a full report on these chicks tonight. My gf is working the bar they are "Djing" at tonight.
I got one report saying its a complete comedy show already, but ill get a 1st/2nd hand report about em tonight.
I got one report saying its a complete comedy show already, but ill get a 1st/2nd hand report about em tonight.
At 6:44 PM 29 January 2009
tig ol' bitties wrote
"I used to use the tap function on my efx-500 to count bpm's manually for each song I imported."
HA!
I thought I was the only one who bought a 500.00 bpm counter!
I honestly miss those days, going to a shop, coming home with a dozen records, bpm'ing them, labeling them...
now all these chicks just shave their box and dump on some makeup.
"hey, im a hot lil DJ hussie"
HA!
I thought I was the only one who bought a 500.00 bpm counter!
I honestly miss those days, going to a shop, coming home with a dozen records, bpm'ing them, labeling them...
now all these chicks just shave their box and dump on some makeup.
"hey, im a hot lil DJ hussie"
At 6:57 PM 29 January 2009
Joshua Carl wrote
When it comes to these girls, can't really put "hot" in that sentence tho...skanky, slutty, muffintop...yes.
At 7:08 PM 29 January 2009
tig ol' bitties wrote
Better than Muffin Bottom Jeans... Back with da Furrrrr
At 7:44 PM 29 January 2009
Free Man wrote
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Better than Muffin Bottom Jeans... Back with da FurrrrrNo one in da club will get close to hurrrrrr
At 7:45 PM 29 January 2009
Free Man wrote
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Better than Muffin Bottom Jeans... Back with da FurrrrrNo one in da club will get close to hurrrrrr
She hit the flo', next thing you know, people were like oh no oh no oh no no no no
At 7:57 PM 29 January 2009
The Notourious B.K.S. wrote
LoL!!! I love it. Slap a beat on that one...it'll be the next serato pressing.
At 10:56 PM 29 January 2009
jwhispers wrote
At 5:30 PM 30 January 2009
BrittEdward wrote
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I am going to get a big fake cack and wear a wig though, then maybe i can get some girls!! LOL....At 5:38 PM 30 January 2009
djaction wrote
Man, Dollhouse dj's just don't give a what, they just wanna dance! lol
At 5:39 PM 30 January 2009
The Notourious B.K.S. wrote
NOW...dont get me wrong here... but STADJ seems a few notches above dollhouse
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at least shes tweaking eqs, probably mixing....
and these girls, some of them ARE probably real models...
and they are rocking NON cheesy house...so they get a few points.
www.youtube.com view
at least shes tweaking eqs, probably mixing....
and these girls, some of them ARE probably real models...
and they are rocking NON cheesy house...so they get a few points.
At 5:47 PM 30 January 2009
Joshua Carl wrote
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NOW...dont get me wrong here... but STADJ seems a few notches above dollhouse.For me to POOP on!
At 5:55 PM 30 January 2009
The Notourious B.K.S. wrote
I love how they all pose for the camera with their hands on the head phones like their in the middle of mixin. LOL.
At 5:59 PM 30 January 2009
DJkahar aka Skyscraper wrote
at least the head phones are plugged in...most djs pose with the headphone cord pointed at the camera or somewhere odd, i can only imagine where theyd put the cord for their picture
At 6:02 PM 30 January 2009
Dj-M.Bezzle wrote
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at least the head phones are plugged in...most djs pose with the headphone cord pointed at the camera or somewhere odd, i can only imagine where theyd put the cord for their picturethat'd be like tossing a toothpick down a hallway...
At 6:04 PM 30 January 2009
Joshua Carl wrote
Where the hell is tig ol' bitties?!?!?!?
I cant fucking wait to get the report!!!!
lol :)
I cant fucking wait to get the report!!!!
lol :)
At 6:08 PM 30 January 2009
Dj-Bedtime wrote
lol...I posted in the other thread...
She didnt stay that long only long enough to see what they do...
there were 4 of them, all with thier own Ipod. they had this connector so they could all somehow link each others together...
they just fade songs in and out. No mixing, trainwrecking all over the place.
They are even more busted in real life then they are in person, and the only people who she thought would enjoy it, are 50 year old men.
All in all, a circus act more then anything else apparently.
They apparently asked for drinks and wanted "grey goose/redbull" my boy who was bartending gave them the shittiest vodka they had and apparently the dolls thought they were delicious.
She didnt stay that long only long enough to see what they do...
there were 4 of them, all with thier own Ipod. they had this connector so they could all somehow link each others together...
they just fade songs in and out. No mixing, trainwrecking all over the place.
They are even more busted in real life then they are in person, and the only people who she thought would enjoy it, are 50 year old men.
All in all, a circus act more then anything else apparently.
They apparently asked for drinks and wanted "grey goose/redbull" my boy who was bartending gave them the shittiest vodka they had and apparently the dolls thought they were delicious.
At 6:13 PM 30 January 2009
tig ol' bitties wrote
Yeah, here's all he wrote in the Boston thread:
there were 4 of them, with 4 ipods, tehy can somehow plug them all in and work off each others, she said they basicially just fade in and out of songs and have absolutely zero technical skills. said its pretty much a joke.
C'mon, more details, Tig. Enquiring minds want to know.
Quote:
Alex was @ the spot the dollhouse djs were at last night. Said they were all busted as hell, but could see the whole act working, esp if theres a bunch of creepy old men there...other then that she said they fail!there were 4 of them, with 4 ipods, tehy can somehow plug them all in and work off each others, she said they basicially just fade in and out of songs and have absolutely zero technical skills. said its pretty much a joke.
C'mon, more details, Tig. Enquiring minds want to know.
At 6:13 PM 30 January 2009
bourbonstmc wrote
Those NYC girls are fire. At least looking at them is would be enjoyable.
At 6:14 PM 30 January 2009
tig ol' bitties wrote
What else did she say? Call her and find out more: how was the crowd (m/f/age groups), were people dancing, what were customers & staff saying about them, etc.
At 6:18 PM 30 January 2009
bourbonstmc wrote
Quote:
at least the head phones are plugged in...most djs pose with the headphone cord pointed at the camera or somewhere odd, i can only imagine where theyd put the cord for their picture^^^That would interesting to see. Anybody know how much they are charging this place? They probally have to all split it up i assume.
At 6:21 PM 30 January 2009
DJkahar aka Skyscraper wrote
Quote:
there were 4 of them, all with thier own Ipod. they had this connector so they could all somehow link each others together....What are they fucking voltron?? Or would you say more like the power rangers??
At 6:24 PM 30 January 2009
Dj-M.Bezzle wrote
well there was a Bruins game, so the crowd was pretty good apparently. mainly like mid 20-mid 30 y/o...
I just texted my boy who works there and asked him how they were...he ssaid, "the crowd was decent, but they sucked huge balls and they werent mine" Guess he whole staff thought it was a comedy show. Dont think people were dancing too much, more like staring in amazement at how terrible they were
I just texted my boy who works there and asked him how they were...he ssaid, "the crowd was decent, but they sucked huge balls and they werent mine" Guess he whole staff thought it was a comedy show. Dont think people were dancing too much, more like staring in amazement at how terrible they were
At 6:24 PM 30 January 2009
tig ol' bitties wrote
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Dont think people were dancing too much, more like staring in amazement at how terrible they werebeen there. fun once to see but fun to talk about for a lifetime.
At 7:13 PM 30 January 2009
Quote:
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Dont think people were dancing too much, more like staring in amazement at how terrible they werebeen there. fun once to see but fun to talk about for a lifetime.
^ Thats Funny..........
STADJ's Huh?
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At 10:48 PM 30 January 2009
Static2.0 wrote
anyone ever notice that really creepy looking guy in the back of the stadj's pictures and video's? I think he's probably the guy that would take care of a problem that would likely arise from letting idiots touch professional equipment.
At 12:46 AM 31 January 2009
djgeeth wrote
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at least the head phones are plugged in...most djs pose with the headphone cord pointed at the camera or somewhere odd, i can only imagine where theyd put the cord for their picturethat'd be like tossing a toothpick down a hallway...
that was the funniest quote of 2009 my pick for the rest of the year!!!
At 11:58 AM 31 January 2009
djchrischip wrote
I was just on Nitelifenetwork.com, and these girls are actually trying to get club gigs.... .I mean like full fledged club....not just some small bar... Im pissed. I had to blog about it... lmao...
Check me out here:
www.nitelifenetwork.com
add me, and lets network.
Check me out here:
www.nitelifenetwork.com
add me, and lets network.
At 6:17 PM 31 January 2009
sopranosupasta wrote
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anyone ever notice that really creepy looking guy in the back of the stadj's pictures and video's? I think he's probably the guy that would take care of a problem that would likely arise from letting idiots touch professional equipment.I wouldnt label it as "professional" that's an iDJ2 from NUMARK... its for people we call WAIVES who use an ipod... the only thing about any of that equpt that is nice is the case they have it in
At 7:25 PM 31 January 2009
Free Man wrote
Im gonno join over there....
heres the thing.
Hooters has the formula down.
hire the hottest pieces of eye candy to dress like whores and serve the food.
have them do calandars,
wear the hooters logo...
call themselve a hooter girl
greet people at the door.
be a flirt to make more money.
but when it comes to hiring your cook, for your all whore staff.
hire someone with a ton of experience who knows how to fry up some wings proper.
someone who has cooked, knows how to cook...
thats the formula.
flare on the surface, a true professional running the show
heres the thing.
Hooters has the formula down.
hire the hottest pieces of eye candy to dress like whores and serve the food.
have them do calandars,
wear the hooters logo...
call themselve a hooter girl
greet people at the door.
be a flirt to make more money.
but when it comes to hiring your cook, for your all whore staff.
hire someone with a ton of experience who knows how to fry up some wings proper.
someone who has cooked, knows how to cook...
thats the formula.
flare on the surface, a true professional running the show
At 11:56 PM 31 January 2009
Joshua Carl wrote
Don't you get it mang? The Dollhouse DJs are the professionals cuz they were liek trained to be DJs.
At 12:38 AM 1 February 2009
kalibhakta wrote
Quote:
but when it comes to hiring your cook, for your all whore staff.hire someone with a ton of experience who knows how to fry up some wings proper.
someone who has cooked, knows how to cook...
thats the formula.
flare on the surface, a true professional running the show
NEGRO PLEASE! Anyone can fry and dip wings, and u call that person a COOK! HA! LOL!
And the true professionals of that franchise are the white dudes who started the company back in Clearwater, FLA along time ago.
At 2:45 PM 2 February 2009
Static2.0 wrote
Quote:
Quote:
but when it comes to hiring your cook, for your all whore staff.hire someone with a ton of experience who knows how to fry up some wings proper.
someone who has cooked, knows how to cook...
thats the formula.
flare on the surface, a true professional running the show
NEGRO PLEASE! Anyone can fry and dip wings, and u call that person a COOK! HA! LOL!
And the true professionals of that franchise are the white dudes (who clearly have an appreciation for "Breasts") who started the company back in Clearwater, FLA along time ago.
At 3:00 PM 2 February 2009
Free Man wrote
Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
but when it comes to hiring your cook, for your all whore staff.hire someone with a ton of experience who knows how to fry up some wings proper.
someone who has cooked, knows how to cook...
thats the formula.
flare on the surface, a true professional running the show
NEGRO PLEASE! Anyone can fry and dip wings, and u call that person a COOK! HA! LOL!
And the true professionals of that franchise are the white dudes (who clearly have an appreciation for "Breasts") who started the company back in Clearwater, FLA along time ago.
agreed, women's breasts are great (no misquote)
At 3:02 PM 2 February 2009
The Notourious B.K.S. wrote
^^you got to be careful with that statment though... there are some boobies out there i never want to see... shirts should be optional, but to go without i think that there needs to be a stamp of approval...
At 4:00 PM 2 February 2009
Free Man wrote
ya'll ain't seen shit till u see the chicks at Hooters Miami location
At 5:22 PM 2 February 2009
Static2.0 wrote
San Antonio is pretty Hot too... lots o "Natural Jiggle" on that riverwalk :)
back to the bitch session at hand...
www.youtube.com view
so does your city have these too? we know now Boston & NYC have their own spin on it....
back to the bitch session at hand...
www.youtube.com view
so does your city have these too? we know now Boston & NYC have their own spin on it....
At 6:17 PM 2 February 2009
Joshua Carl wrote
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ya'll ain't seen shit till u see the chicks at Hooters Miami locationI know where im eatin durring WMC!!!
At 8:27 PM 2 February 2009
Dj-M.Bezzle wrote
theres only one place to eat during the wmc:
THE CHICKEN KITCHEN on Washington
THE CHICKEN KITCHEN on Washington
At 8:44 PM 2 February 2009
Joshua Carl wrote
stumbled across some DOLLHOUSE myspace action:
www.myspace.com
(goto dollhouse pix, theres pix from last thurs..)
www.myspace.com
www.myspace.com
(goto dollhouse pix, theres pix from last thurs..)
www.myspace.com
At 9:24 PM 2 February 2009
Joshua Carl wrote
c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com
Notice the turntable with no slip mat or vinyl, but instead a cell phone...lol
Notice the turntable with no slip mat or vinyl, but instead a cell phone...lol
At 11:30 PM 2 February 2009
DJ Dynamite - NJ wrote
Wow.. being a girl.. this makes me sick...
I'm gonna apply! See ya! Hahaha
I'm gonna apply! See ya! Hahaha
At 1:40 PM 3 February 2009
fresher wrote
I guess they shot a bunch of tiolet paper from the booth, cuz its high up and shorted out some shit. hahaha....
I tear those tables apart every Saturday...gotta bring in some lysol, kill any germs thsoe hoes leave behind.
I tear those tables apart every Saturday...gotta bring in some lysol, kill any germs thsoe hoes leave behind.
At 2:05 PM 3 February 2009
tig ol' bitties wrote
At 2:18 PM 3 February 2009
DJ Young Herrera wrote
At 2:19 PM 3 February 2009
DJ Young Herrera wrote
are there any shots of the crowd from the pics from last thursday?
At 2:19 PM 3 February 2009
tig ol' bitties wrote
At 2:22 PM 3 February 2009
DJ Young Herrera wrote
why is THAT "the pose"
do we ever do that?
I dont think Ive had the headphones on both ears since I was grounded in 1979 and was being sneaky listening to my John Denver's Muppet Christmas record
do we ever do that?
I dont think Ive had the headphones on both ears since I was grounded in 1979 and was being sneaky listening to my John Denver's Muppet Christmas record
At 2:28 PM 3 February 2009
Joshua Carl wrote
Don't make of fun him, that's just mean.
At 3:07 PM 3 February 2009
DVDjHardy wrote
Yup, they will be there Thursday. Thing is, they get the game crowds. Celtics vs. Lakers on Thursday so you know the place will be bumpin!!
question is, how long will people stay.
question is, how long will people stay.
At 4:18 PM 3 February 2009
tig ol' bitties wrote
betcha if they have a couple of nipple slips aka wardrobe malfunctions, people will stay
Throw in some camel toe and waa-lah u have a packed house
Throw in some camel toe and waa-lah u have a packed house
At 4:29 PM 3 February 2009
Static2.0 wrote
They were brought in cuz they have this impression that they will attract a crowd. Im curious to see what its like when there isnt a game. Last week they had a Bruins game, this week a big Celtics game. So you can't really gauge whos coming to see them...more then likely no one
At 4:40 PM 3 February 2009
tig ol' bitties wrote
thats what I was saying...Until May...
if theres a Game, or a concert....
thats the exact demographic they are goin for.
and theres thousands on game night.
90% of these guy dont know music, and could care less.
they see T&A rompin around...thats about it
if theres a Game, or a concert....
thats the exact demographic they are goin for.
and theres thousands on game night.
90% of these guy dont know music, and could care less.
they see T&A rompin around...thats about it
At 5:04 PM 3 February 2009
Joshua Carl wrote
yup. pretty much a bruins game every single thursday till may at home
At 5:08 PM 3 February 2009
tig ol' bitties wrote
so basically these girls will have a steady and good gig for quite some time
At 5:56 PM 3 February 2009
djaction wrote
things seem to run their coarse pretty quick in Boston, hopefully this is one of those things.
At 6:05 PM 3 February 2009
sopranosupasta wrote
I messaged one of the girls asking them to break me off with a mix..
......still waiting to hear from them
Ummm--yeah!
......still waiting to hear from them
Ummm--yeah!
At 1:10 AM 4 February 2009
Dj-Bedtime wrote
I didnt even realize SJ Owns www.nitelifenetwork.com .... duh.
At 1:22 AM 4 February 2009
Joshua Carl wrote
Quote:
I messaged one of the girls asking them to break me off with a STD......still waiting to hear from them
Cummm--yeah!
Whoa
At 2:01 AM 4 February 2009
Static2.0 wrote
Do they look better in the dark? some are ok, but for the most part... yeah i think you all know what i mean...
At 1:50 PM 4 February 2009
Free Man wrote
Yo that one, she's a brunette, she looks like, well like crap, but she looks old. Her face looks worn out, like its stretched over her skull too much. The blonde, she just looks dirty. Not dirty like kinky, like dirty, wash your hair hoe, take a bath.
At 2:07 PM 4 February 2009
The Notourious B.K.S. wrote
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They look like the Bangbus rejects.thats pretty much sizes it up perfectly...
..and im sure they take it in the balloon knot.
At 2:41 PM 4 February 2009
Joshua Carl wrote
Quote:
Yo that one, she's a brunette, she looks like, well like crap, but she looks old. Her face looks worn out, like its stretched over her skull too much. The blonde, she just looks dirty. Not dirty like kinky, like dirty, wash your hair hoe, take a bath.well the one that looks old, IS old...she's 28 I believe...
like what girl is 28 and still does this type of non sense? oh yeah, I guess the youtube interview sums things up.
At 2:46 PM 4 February 2009
tig ol' bitties wrote
Yo, 28 is not old, just an fyi, her face looks like she is in her late 30's. let this be a warning to all you smokers:
www.myspace.com
www.myspace.com
At 3:03 PM 4 February 2009
The Notourious B.K.S. wrote
At 3:04 PM 4 February 2009
tig ol' bitties wrote
I made a comment on the one of them "in the booth"
it really looks like people are into them...
NOT!
it really looks like people are into them...
NOT!
At 3:07 PM 4 February 2009
tig ol' bitties wrote
I dj so bad, I DJ at the same place as these broads.
At 3:35 PM 4 February 2009
tig ol' bitties wrote
they have all got breast implants that are huge to distract people from looking at their face
At 3:44 PM 4 February 2009
Free Man wrote
I have to say, these chicks are actually starting to attempt to get club gigs.... I was ok with it when they were staying at one venu, and doing what ever it is they do.... but now, they are going after OUR gigs.... we need to do something.....
At 3:48 PM 4 February 2009
sopranosupasta wrote
ok...pic number 3.
no more numark Imix.
I dont recognize the program.
no more numark Imix.
I dont recognize the program.
At 3:49 PM 4 February 2009
Joshua Carl wrote
I say we hire these chicks to do a show. then make a mockery of THEM! hahaha...
At 3:50 PM 4 February 2009
sopranosupasta wrote
when they show up, we can be like "oh, the strippers are going to be set up over there".
At 3:51 PM 4 February 2009
sopranosupasta wrote
At 3:51 PM 4 February 2009
tig ol' bitties wrote
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I say we hire these chicks to do a show. then make a mockery of THEM! hahaha...I think it'd be far more interesting to have you battle them. I'd be willing to pay both you AND them to battle each other in NYC.. or Boston if you prefer.
At 3:53 PM 4 February 2009
djaction wrote
for a "decent" club....
whats the number 1 rule?
Keep the women Drunk, Dancing & Happy.
over in north station, like we said this will last til the late spring.
every year thats when that area DIES.
if they stick to sports-bar mixed crowd clubs they will be ok.
basically anyplace where the dudes are married, out on the downlow, or not
allowed to goto a strip club.
women will not go to see them on purpose.
and at the end of the day, your gonna find yourself in the middle
of a viscious cock-fight...keep your head on a swivel.
it wont take long before everyone hires them once or twice and figures it out.
whats the number 1 rule?
Keep the women Drunk, Dancing & Happy.
over in north station, like we said this will last til the late spring.
every year thats when that area DIES.
if they stick to sports-bar mixed crowd clubs they will be ok.
basically anyplace where the dudes are married, out on the downlow, or not
allowed to goto a strip club.
women will not go to see them on purpose.
and at the end of the day, your gonna find yourself in the middle
of a viscious cock-fight...keep your head on a swivel.
it wont take long before everyone hires them once or twice and figures it out.
At 3:54 PM 4 February 2009
Joshua Carl wrote
Quote:
Quote:
I say we hire these chicks to do a show. then make a mockery of THEM! hahaha...I think it'd be far more interesting to have you battle them. I'd be willing to pay both you AND them to battle each other in NYC.. or Boston if you prefer.
LOL.... I think it would be great... Ill dress in drag too.
At 3:56 PM 4 February 2009
sopranosupasta wrote
hows that any different from your usual day-to-day?
At 3:57 PM 4 February 2009
Joshua Carl wrote
its not, I was just saying.......but I may get a new wig....just to spice things up a bit.
At 3:58 PM 4 February 2009
sopranosupasta wrote
Quote:
Yo, 28 is not old, just an fyi, her face looks like she is in her late 30's. let this be a warning to all you smokers:www.myspace.com
its amazing what silicone and a heavy handed airbrusher can accomplish
At 4:14 PM 4 February 2009
Joshua Carl wrote
this thread is like a trainwreck.
I can't quit you!!!
lulz
I can't quit you!!!
lulz
At 4:14 PM 4 February 2009
yeah, this thread needs a Java Chat Applett...along with the boston thread.
At 4:15 PM 4 February 2009
Joshua Carl wrote
Quote:
Yo, 28 is not old, just an fyi, her face looks like she is in her late 30's. let this be a warning to all you smokers:www.myspace.com
28 is old for what this girl is doing...how many other 28 year old girls are wearing butt huggers and pretending to be a DJ?
Im 28 in 3 weeks, so in retrospect, its not old, but for what they do and the typical age of all the otehr girls doing it, 28 is old.
At 4:17 PM 4 February 2009
tig ol' bitties wrote
she'll probably wrap up this season...
until next year... with the introduction of:
,
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
you guessed it:
COUGAR DJS!
"We taught our moms how to DJ"
(they will be spinnin the Bickfords off rt1 Saugus in 2010...
be sure to rsvp for your "Moons over MyHammy mixtape")
until next year... with the introduction of:
,
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
you guessed it:
COUGAR DJS!
"We taught our moms how to DJ"
(they will be spinnin the Bickfords off rt1 Saugus in 2010...
be sure to rsvp for your "Moons over MyHammy mixtape")
At 4:23 PM 4 February 2009
Joshua Carl wrote
You know, you guys are doing the bidding of whoever is behind this when you discuss their looks and ages. Would it be a better thing if they were all 21 and Miss America contestants?
At 4:26 PM 4 February 2009
bourbonstmc wrote
that would be the one from NYC... some of those birds are pretty sweet.
and they rock SSL/Traktor...complete with mixing...
so, would it better?
yes
and they rock SSL/Traktor...complete with mixing...
so, would it better?
yes
At 4:28 PM 4 February 2009
Joshua Carl wrote
Quote:
You know, you guys are doing the bidding of whoever is behind this when you discuss their looks and ages. Would it be a better thing if they were all 21 and Miss America contestants?lol, but if they were good looking I might be able to grasp owners reasoning of hiring them a tiny bit more.
The concept in general will never be something I agree with, or go with if I was ever an bar owner, but if they are going to do this, could at least hire girls that dont get clowned on by every person who looks at them.
At 4:28 PM 4 February 2009
tig ol' bitties wrote
another report from the front.... from this past saturday.
boston.going.com
they speak for themselves....
boston.going.com
they speak for themselves....
At 5:04 PM 4 February 2009
Joshua Carl wrote
and BTW, that nice post on NLN has since been DELETED!
At 5:14 PM 4 February 2009
Joshua Carl wrote
Quote:
I think it's gonna go something more like this:Cue up Audio1 extended mix, twist knobs for 20 mins, blend into Erock extended mix twist knobs, look pretty.
At 5:16 PM 4 February 2009
Audio1 wrote
Sad. All this is just a travesty of the DJ game. Along with wavies, This will put an end to quality DJing as we see it if we dont step up and shut these people down. I dont blame the girls, They are just gullible and cant think for themselves. They'd probably suck a dick if you told them it would be good for their health. I will go ahead and quote what Jesus Christ wrote about DJ's earning Serato.
Then all of a sudden, here comes Serato Scratch LIVE. Celebrities start dating DJ's and then it's all over. Now every kid with a few hundred bucks or with a birthday, Christmas or a Bar Mitzvah coming up wants to be a DJ.
They appear out of nowhere... in droves. Walking out of Guitar Center with their new turntables, CDJ's, Scratch LIVE, mixer, and laptop. You know the type. Next thing you know, you got people selling hard drives full of DJ music online. The microwaves are multiplying. And they are cropping up all over the place, calling themselves DJ's.
That's why you have to stand up and DEMAND that Serato Should Be Earned!!!
The same principle should be applied to DJing. Just because your a girl and have looks or a kid with money does not mean you are qualified for a position.
Quote:
You're a DJ! That's right... I said it! A REAL DJ!!! You've been doing this for a long time. You spent countless hours, days, months and years digging through the crates of record stores, pawn shops, thrift stores and garage sales to find the perfect rare track. You spent all your free time learning to blend, scratch and rock a party, club, etc. You carried crates of records, first for the DJ's that you looked up to, then your own crates. You honed your craft. Paid your dues. And finally got the right to call yourself a DJ.Then all of a sudden, here comes Serato Scratch LIVE. Celebrities start dating DJ's and then it's all over. Now every kid with a few hundred bucks or with a birthday, Christmas or a Bar Mitzvah coming up wants to be a DJ.
They appear out of nowhere... in droves. Walking out of Guitar Center with their new turntables, CDJ's, Scratch LIVE, mixer, and laptop. You know the type. Next thing you know, you got people selling hard drives full of DJ music online. The microwaves are multiplying. And they are cropping up all over the place, calling themselves DJ's.
That's why you have to stand up and DEMAND that Serato Should Be Earned!!!
At 5:39 PM 4 February 2009
Audio1 wrote
this has been the way of things, sadly, since the birth of the CD Burner.
I remember seeing guys selling their "backup cd collection" online, and even in the want ads.
I hope, and pray...that eventually people will start to see the difference between a dj and ...well a non-dj based on what they do at the gig.
most wedding djs have got this figured out, thanks to those videos all over the place of IPOD djs doing weddings for 125.00 and it going horribly.
so....brides get it, wedding planners get it.
we just need club owners/managers to get to that level and understand what a dj with years of experience brings to the table that a instant dj cannot.
no batter how big her flesh-pumpkins are
I remember seeing guys selling their "backup cd collection" online, and even in the want ads.
I hope, and pray...that eventually people will start to see the difference between a dj and ...well a non-dj based on what they do at the gig.
most wedding djs have got this figured out, thanks to those videos all over the place of IPOD djs doing weddings for 125.00 and it going horribly.
so....brides get it, wedding planners get it.
we just need club owners/managers to get to that level and understand what a dj with years of experience brings to the table that a instant dj cannot.
no batter how big her flesh-pumpkins are
At 5:48 PM 4 February 2009
Joshua Carl wrote
Quote:
this has been the way of things, sadly, since the birth of the CD Burner.I remember seeing guys selling their "backup cd collection" online, and even in the want ads.
I hope, and pray...that eventually people will start to see the difference between a dj and ...well a non-dj based on what they do at the gig.
most wedding djs have got this figured out, thanks to those videos all over the place of IPOD djs doing weddings for 125.00 and it going horribly.
so....brides get it, wedding planners get it.
we just need club owners/managers to get to that level and understand what a dj with years of experience brings to the table that a instant dj cannot.
no batter how big her flesh-pumpkins are
Im here to break it to ya that it will never happen, owners\promoters are out to make money PERIOD. I have yet to meet the owner who was like ya we lost money last night but that dj had talent im glad i paid extra. The only reason the DJ used to hold leverage was because the high cost and time it took to do it at all was a barrier for entry and promoters where always searching for a way to get past that (remember house party poor martin), but sadly like everything else someone figured out the formula broke it down to its basic componets and figured out a way to make it easy enough for everyone to do it.
Now I know some of you will say ya but if you hire a shitty dj people wont come and the owner will lose money. Not true. Weddings are different because they are already spending a ton and their not tring to profit from it, its the 'most important day of their life' so talent can be a factor. With bars\events if there is alchol people will come, if the dj has alot of friends, people will come, good promotion will bring in people to and if girls come so will guys. Lots of bars get by with no dj at all. And to anyone who wants to say well people will not go if the dj isnt skilled.....the same 18 to 30 demographic is the same demo that put soulja boy, wayne and pain at the top of the charts.
At 5:57 PM 4 February 2009
Dj-M.Bezzle wrote
Quote:
and BTW, that nice post on NLN has since been DELETED!what post?
At 6:04 PM 4 February 2009
sopranosupasta wrote
Quote:
Quote:
this has been the way of things, sadly, since the birth of the CD Burner.I remember seeing guys selling their "backup cd collection" online, and even in the want ads.
I hope, and pray...that eventually people will start to see the difference between a dj and ...well a non-dj based on what they do at the gig.
most wedding djs have got this figured out, thanks to those videos all over the place of IPOD djs doing weddings for 125.00 and it going horribly.
so....brides get it, wedding planners get it.
we just need club owners/managers to get to that level and understand what a dj with years of experience brings to the table that a instant dj cannot.
no batter how big her flesh-pumpkins are
Im here to break it to ya that it will never happen, owners\promoters are out to make money PERIOD. I have yet to meet the owner who was like ya we lost money last night but that dj had talent im glad i paid extra. The only reason the DJ used to hold leverage was because the high cost and time it took to do it at all was a barrier for entry and promoters where always searching for a way to get past that (remember house party poor martin), but sadly like everything else someone figured out the formula broke it down to its basic componets and figured out a way to make it easy enough for everyone to do it.
Now I know some of you will say ya but if you hire a shitty dj people wont come and the owner will lose money. Not true. Weddings are different because they are already spending a ton and their not tring to profit from it, its the 'most important day of their life' so talent can be a factor. With bars\events if there is alchol people will come, if the dj has alot of friends, people will come, good promotion will bring in people to and if girls come so will guys. Lots of bars get by with no dj at all. And to anyone who wants to say well people will not go if the dj isnt skilled.....the same 18 to 30 demographic is the same demo that put soulja boy, wayne and pain at the top of the charts.
I agree in a minimal sense...
Ive been to clubs and bars over the past couple weeks, where the DJ is so bad people are literally just standing there and complaining how bad the music is...the people in that bar that night, WILL NOT return to that place anytime soon. Thats how it works.
DJ's as a dime a dozen as they are, still have leverage. If the place is compeltely packed at 10 and is cleared out by midnight, that is something the management and staff will all notice, and in most cases blame it on the DJ. Hence, the DJ will more then likely not be back.
Owners care about money obv as the #1 thing, but they also care about return customers and keeping the customers happy. If you have 200 people bitching about the DJ, they will notice that.
At 6:05 PM 4 February 2009
tig ol' bitties wrote
Because you tried to shine a ray of hope through the rain cloud over my litle DJ world. Ive havent really come to terms with the reality but its sad. When I was growing up i always looked up to djs and wanted to be one. It took me forever to get the money to get equipment and learn ect, and now that Im there the game goes and changes, ill friends of mine and peopel i meet who hear i am a dj will be like will yo make me a mixtape and Ill get excited like sure what kind of music do you listen to i can mix it tonight, and theyll be like oh no it dosent need to be mixed i dont listen to mixes anyways just put a bunch of good tracks on the cd.
Also it seems like more and more i show up to parties and undergrounds to spin and it seems like every week theres 4 to 5 new djs who show up with their ipods ect. And I talk to them and they dont have a clue about it....To me DJing means something its a lifestyle ive always idolized and im watching it get torn down and trampled by people who want to look cool without working at it at all.....theres my rant
Also it seems like more and more i show up to parties and undergrounds to spin and it seems like every week theres 4 to 5 new djs who show up with their ipods ect. And I talk to them and they dont have a clue about it....To me DJing means something its a lifestyle ive always idolized and im watching it get torn down and trampled by people who want to look cool without working at it at all.....theres my rant
At 6:09 PM 4 February 2009
Dj-M.Bezzle wrote
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this has been the way of things, sadly, since the birth of the CD Burner.I remember seeing guys selling their "backup cd collection" online, and even in the want ads.
I hope, and pray...that eventually people will start to see the difference between a dj and ...well a non-dj based on what they do at the gig.
most wedding djs have got this figured out, thanks to those videos all over the place of IPOD djs doing weddings for 125.00 and it going horribly.
so....brides get it, wedding planners get it.
we just need club owners/managers to get to that level and understand what a dj with years of experience brings to the table that a instant dj cannot.
no batter how big her flesh-pumpkins are
Im here to break it to ya that it will never happen, owners\promoters are out to make money PERIOD. I have yet to meet the owner who was like ya we lost money last night but that dj had talent im glad i paid extra. The only reason the DJ used to hold leverage was because the high cost and time it took to do it at all was a barrier for entry and promoters where always searching for a way to get past that (remember house party poor martin), but sadly like everything else someone figured out the formula broke it down to its basic componets and figured out a way to make it easy enough for everyone to do it.
Now I know some of you will say ya but if you hire a shitty dj people wont come and the owner will lose money. Not true. Weddings are different because they are already spending a ton and their not tring to profit from it, its the 'most important day of their life' so talent can be a factor. With bars\events if there is alchol people will come, if the dj has alot of friends, people will come, good promotion will bring in people to and if girls come so will guys. Lots of bars get by with no dj at all. And to anyone who wants to say well people will not go if the dj isnt skilled.....the same 18 to 30 demographic is the same demo that put soulja boy, wayne and pain at the top of the charts.
I agree in a minimal sense...
Ive been to clubs and bars over the past couple weeks, where the DJ is so bad people are literally just standing there and complaining how bad the music is...the people in that bar that night, WILL NOT return to that place anytime soon. Thats how it works.
DJ's as a dime a dozen as they are, still have leverage. If the place is compeltely packed at 10 and is cleared out by midnight, that is something the management and staff will all notice, and in most cases blame it on the DJ. Hence, the DJ will more then likely not be back.
Owners care about money obv as the #1 thing, but they also care about return customers and keeping the customers happy. If you have 200 people bitching about the DJ, they will notice that.
I dont know, I have also been to clubs where the DJ was tearing it up and there were still lines of people bitching that 'hes not letting the song play through' or 'hes playing music i dont like\never heard before' so in those cases a cheaper\shittier dj would be what they want. I mean the dj does hoave SOME power like if hes spinning a top 40 club and hes throwin on DnB or if he just mutilates EVERY mix ya people may not come back but if he can just beatmatch and play hits noone cares, and thats not hard to learn. Around here I have heard some HORRIBLE djs and people still go every fri sat night. Alot of them go for convienience of how to get there, there friends go there, drink specials ect. Plus in alot of places they are limited on where they CAN go, if theres only 3 dance clubs in a area and 3 djs who were gotten cheap their still gonna go to them because they have no choice. As long as they hear their radio songs theyll show up buy lots of alchohol mingle and be happy
At 6:16 PM 4 February 2009
Dj-M.Bezzle wrote
Joshua, some girl is over there and posting stuff all over the place, its hilarious.
nitelifenetwork.com
nitelifenetwork.com
At 6:21 PM 4 February 2009
sopranosupasta wrote
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this has been the way of things, sadly, since the birth of the CD Burner.I remember seeing guys selling their "backup cd collection" online, and even in the want ads.
I hope, and pray...that eventually people will start to see the difference between a dj and ...well a non-dj based on what they do at the gig.
most wedding djs have got this figured out, thanks to those videos all over the place of IPOD djs doing weddings for 125.00 and it going horribly.
so....brides get it, wedding planners get it.
we just need club owners/managers to get to that level and understand what a dj with years of experience brings to the table that a instant dj cannot.
no batter how big her flesh-pumpkins are
Im here to break it to ya that it will never happen, owners\promoters are out to make money PERIOD. I have yet to meet the owner who was like ya we lost money last night but that dj had talent im glad i paid extra. The only reason the DJ used to hold leverage was because the high cost and time it took to do it at all was a barrier for entry and promoters where always searching for a way to get past that (remember house party poor martin), but sadly like everything else someone figured out the formula broke it down to its basic componets and figured out a way to make it easy enough for everyone to do it.
Now I know some of you will say ya but if you hire a shitty dj people wont come and the owner will lose money. Not true. Weddings are different because they are already spending a ton and their not tring to profit from it, its the 'most important day of their life' so talent can be a factor. With bars\events if there is alchol people will come, if the dj has alot of friends, people will come, good promotion will bring in people to and if girls come so will guys. Lots of bars get by with no dj at all. And to anyone who wants to say well people will not go if the dj isnt skilled.....the same 18 to 30 demographic is the same demo that put soulja boy, wayne and pain at the top of the charts.
I agree in a minimal sense...
Ive been to clubs and bars over the past couple weeks, where the DJ is so bad people are literally just standing there and complaining how bad the music is...the people in that bar that night, WILL NOT return to that place anytime soon. Thats how it works.
DJ's as a dime a dozen as they are, still have leverage. If the place is compeltely packed at 10 and is cleared out by midnight, that is something the management and staff will all notice, and in most cases blame it on the DJ. Hence, the DJ will more then likely not be back.
Owners care about money obv as the #1 thing, but they also care about return customers and keeping the customers happy. If you have 200 people bitching about the DJ, they will notice that.
but to homeboy's credit, he is saying that there are other factors than ability that factor in. Yeah, the DJ may not have been killing it, but if he brings in 50 people with him, and they show up every time, thats something that will merit his employment, he is good for 50 people. You mob that up with a promoter, who is looking to make a killing on the door, add his numbers to it, and those people show up for that promoter, (b/c the promoter does his job, takes care of his clients and hooks them up occasionally), then you have an equation that the music doesn't matter. The problem is not the people, its not the owners, its not the dj's, its our culture.
People who own clubs buy them because they are lucrative, not because they love the music, the people, the scene or the vibe, all they see is that cash register overflowing. Whatever makes that happen is all they care about. Promoters, in the same regards, are not employed to throw parties, they are there to get people to show up, thats it. They get paid off of that. I don't know many promoters who get into the game other than to make $$, yeah they want the status and look cool, but at the end of the night, they want the chedda.
Someday, I hope to have the good fortune to erect, (no homo), my own establishment, where I will have the overall control, and hopefully, be able to create what the game has been missing, meaningful experiences. I don't want to have the most happening spot, I don't want to have the trendiest place, I just want a place that is my own and will be run the way I think it should be. I will employ DJ's that I will personally interview, I will make my staff understand that working there is a priveledge, at the expense of the patrons, I'm tired of going out and being treated like the venue is doing me a favor being open.
At 6:26 PM 4 February 2009
The Notourious B.K.S. wrote
its just the way our society works...how many people do you think eat at mcdonalds everyday for lunch because the burgers are the tastiest juciest quality burgers, mabye a few with strange tastes but its mostly cause their cheap and stomachable...welcome to the age of mc djs
At 6:30 PM 4 February 2009
Dj-M.Bezzle wrote
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Joshua, some girl is over there and posting stuff all over the place, its hilarious.nitelifenetwork.com
yeah there was a great one... about not hiring them and why...
it was deleted.
I guess when the owner of a site like that, is also the creator of the dollhouse cougars you can pretty much use the site as a vehicle for your agenda, and just erase anyone who disagrees
At 6:35 PM 4 February 2009
Joshua Carl wrote
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Joshua, some girl is over there and posting stuff all over the place, its hilarious.nitelifenetwork.com
yeah there was a great one... about not hiring them and why...
it was deleted.
I guess when the owner of a site like that, is also the creator of the dollhouse cougars you can pretty much use the site as a vehicle for your agenda, and just erase anyone who disagrees
yep
At 6:36 PM 4 February 2009
sopranosupasta wrote
the more I look at it, besides greatest bar on thursdays...
everywhere they play is a dive/sportsbar/restaurant.
I love how the clubowners, join and post straight away defending them...
sure, like a clubowner has time to sit and watch this online pissing contest?
everywhere they play is a dive/sportsbar/restaurant.
I love how the clubowners, join and post straight away defending them...
sure, like a clubowner has time to sit and watch this online pissing contest?
At 6:41 PM 4 February 2009
Joshua Carl wrote
what else does a club owner have to do mon through thurs durring the day
At 6:43 PM 4 February 2009
Dj-M.Bezzle wrote
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I made a comment on the one of them "in the booth"I'm guessing that your comment got deleted because there are no comments under any of the pics
At 6:43 PM 4 February 2009
DJ Dynamite - NJ wrote
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the more I look at it, besides greatest bar on thursdays...everywhere they play is a dive/sportsbar/restaurant.
I love how the clubowners, join and post straight away defending them...
sure, like a clubowner has time to sit and watch this online pissing contest?
yeah, the funny thing is, the bookings they are getting is creating confidence and prompting them to inquire about real actual clubs.... lmfao
At 6:45 PM 4 February 2009
sopranosupasta wrote
you know these girls will end being tour djs for the pussy cat dolls
At 6:49 PM 4 February 2009
Dj-M.Bezzle wrote
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I made a comment on the one of them "in the booth"I'm guessing that your comment got deleted because there are no comments under any of the pics
I deleted it cuz I didnt want it coming down on me. lol.
all i put was "is that fuckin lipgloss on the Tech 12???"
At 6:50 PM 4 February 2009
tig ol' bitties wrote
the thing with clubs is, there are promoters...they will never make it past them and no promoter in their right mind would bring them on
At 6:54 PM 4 February 2009
tig ol' bitties wrote
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I dont know, I have also been to clubs where the DJ was tearing it up and there were still lines of people bitching that 'hes not letting the song play through' or 'hes playing music i dont like\never heard before' so in those cases a cheaper\shittier dj would be what they want."All he plays are remixes"
"He won't play the slow/old/crappy/metal song I want"
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I'm tired of going out and being treated like the venue is doing me a favor being open.One of my big pet peeves: early arrivals approaching the bar and being ignored by bartenders who act like they have better things to be doing besides serving people.
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Joshua, some girl is over there and posting stuff all over the place, its hilarious.nitelifenetwork.com
Posted as a link:
www.nitelifenetwork.com
OK, what are we looking for?
At 6:55 PM 4 February 2009
bourbonstmc wrote
In one of the pics it looks like they start dancing in the front of the rig after each "mix". So let me get this straight
1) Stand behind Numark IPOD gear and bob head while pumping fist in air
2) Shake ass and put finger in mouth while pre-mixed jams play
3) After mix is over--get out from behind rig and dance with other girl dj in a seductive manner teasing all the dumb ass guys who have low self esteem but think they have a shot with them.
4) Run back to rig--put headphones on and pretend to mix songs again
5) Repeat!
WTF man!
1) Stand behind Numark IPOD gear and bob head while pumping fist in air
2) Shake ass and put finger in mouth while pre-mixed jams play
3) After mix is over--get out from behind rig and dance with other girl dj in a seductive manner teasing all the dumb ass guys who have low self esteem but think they have a shot with them.
4) Run back to rig--put headphones on and pretend to mix songs again
5) Repeat!
WTF man!
At 7:49 PM 4 February 2009
Dj-Bedtime wrote
apparently the club owners love these dollhouse djs though
At 8:00 PM 4 February 2009
djaction wrote
As long as sales are up... What happens when the trend fades real soon... This is sorta what Vegas is going thru... They used to book big Hollywood types for appearances and now they have gone back to booking quality DJs and bands to entertain people.
At 8:06 PM 4 February 2009
Audio1 wrote
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Audio1 wrote
the thing is, anyone that is defending the "dollhouse DJ's" are pub/sportsbar owners, where something like this would actually work....for a while.....until they drop the 10c wing deal.
At 8:08 PM 4 February 2009
sopranosupasta wrote
they should try this at major clubs and see how this fails!
At 8:09 PM 4 February 2009
Audio1 wrote
I just hope one of these girls wakes up and realizes what a sham this is and actually takes a true interest in DJing and going about the right way, learning from veterans and experts. Ya I know, A long shot but ya never know. I know some female DJ veterans who Ive showed this to are appalled.
At 8:15 PM 4 February 2009
Audio1 wrote
yeah, their seems to be quite a few people that think this whole charade is blasphemy
At 8:18 PM 4 February 2009
sopranosupasta wrote
I heard one of the girls bought their music on craigslist from Dj Flipstyles.
(prepare for ban#2)
(prepare for ban#2)
At 8:24 PM 4 February 2009
Dj-Bedtime wrote
"Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public."
-H. L. Mencken
-H. L. Mencken
At 8:30 PM 4 February 2009
bourbonstmc wrote
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I heard one of the girls bought their music on craigslist from Dj Flipstyles.At 8:41 PM 4 February 2009
Audio1 wrote
Dark and difficult times lie ahead. Soon we must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy.
J. K. Rowling
J. K. Rowling
At 8:41 PM 4 February 2009
Dj-M.Bezzle wrote
I put a subtle reply.
we always considered handing a working dj a business card from the mixacademy the biggest slap in the face.
we only did it to a few people, and quite honestly they needed some classes.
but can you remember that time, when you just started to get good, theres a lil vibe going about you...all your friends think your the beez-neez.
you confidence is in the clouds.
then one night you have a few extra drinks and guff a mix...
up walks some old dude... " call us, we will help you out"
nothing pisses someone off more... (waaaaaaaah I dont need DJ classes who the fuck do you think YOU are!)
we always considered handing a working dj a business card from the mixacademy the biggest slap in the face.
we only did it to a few people, and quite honestly they needed some classes.
but can you remember that time, when you just started to get good, theres a lil vibe going about you...all your friends think your the beez-neez.
you confidence is in the clouds.
then one night you have a few extra drinks and guff a mix...
up walks some old dude... " call us, we will help you out"
nothing pisses someone off more... (waaaaaaaah I dont need DJ classes who the fuck do you think YOU are!)
At 9:17 PM 4 February 2009
Joshua Carl wrote
nope cant remember that time.....im good and have a buz about me but even if i spin a flawless set i still think i suck. Id be kinda hype to get one, like damn this may make me better i might learn something.
At 9:22 PM 4 February 2009
Dj-M.Bezzle wrote
Bourbon & Bezzle need to have a quote battle(no misquote)
At 2:07 AM 5 February 2009
DJ d.range wrote
so why has there been no photoshoping of these photos? If i had any skill.... or wasn't at work, I could have a field day with the photos.
Contest starts now. lulz
Contest starts now. lulz
At 4:22 PM 5 February 2009
I wish I was GOOD with photoshop...
my skills ends at cheeky flyers & buisiness cards.
theres gotta be a guru out there!
my skills ends at cheeky flyers & buisiness cards.
theres gotta be a guru out there!
At 5:03 PM 5 February 2009
Joshua Carl wrote
It's not that I can't. I just think that we've wasted enough energy talking about these hacks. Let me ask you something... if these were regular looking 20-something year-old guys, would we still be talking about them?
Fuck this... where's feniks?
Fuck this... where's feniks?
At 5:06 PM 5 February 2009
Jesus Christ wrote
maybe/maybe not...
the bottom line about this whole thing is, the only reason they are being hired is becuz they are girls who stand in front of a crowd with their asses and tits hanging out. They aer all busted, but apparently that doesnt matter. Thats just how retarded society is these days. They'd rather see a bunch of gross whorey girls for FREE then go to a club with a good dj, good music, and a good vibe.
The industry is so sex driven its brain washing customers and maangers alike. I think people need to step back and realize this type of tom foolery isnt something they should be proud or happy about. Its gross that these girls are taking gigs from quality Djs esp since they dont do a god damn thing, but stand their stand around and whore themselves out to a bunch of drunken fat men.
low self esteem on both parties involved.
the bottom line about this whole thing is, the only reason they are being hired is becuz they are girls who stand in front of a crowd with their asses and tits hanging out. They aer all busted, but apparently that doesnt matter. Thats just how retarded society is these days. They'd rather see a bunch of gross whorey girls for FREE then go to a club with a good dj, good music, and a good vibe.
The industry is so sex driven its brain washing customers and maangers alike. I think people need to step back and realize this type of tom foolery isnt something they should be proud or happy about. Its gross that these girls are taking gigs from quality Djs esp since they dont do a god damn thing, but stand their stand around and whore themselves out to a bunch of drunken fat men.
low self esteem on both parties involved.
At 5:16 PM 5 February 2009
tig ol' bitties wrote
probably not "as much" but they are not using the girl next door concept.
they are using the "dollhouse" sexpot as their "gimmick"
so, it warrants scrutiny
if they didnt come out saying we are smkoking (which they arent)
and we are the BEST OF THE BEST DJS IN NEW ENGLAND (which...well..NO MISQUOTE)
they are using the "dollhouse" sexpot as their "gimmick"
so, it warrants scrutiny
if they didnt come out saying we are smkoking (which they arent)
and we are the BEST OF THE BEST DJS IN NEW ENGLAND (which...well..NO MISQUOTE)
At 5:17 PM 5 February 2009
Joshua Carl wrote
sad thing is, these bar owners think they are the best thing since electricty was invented.
At 5:21 PM 5 February 2009
tig ol' bitties wrote
the other thing we (who know, cause we live here) aside from the Greatest bar,
they are playing these hole in the wall places that are all CONNECTED through SJ.
every place is part of the NLN, they all advertise there, they are all in cahoots.
I really dont give a frick if 2 busted broads are playing at the Portsmouth New Hampshire Brewhouse.
did you see the crowds?
they floss with a rope up there.
Brickhouse in RI? wahhhhh... who cares, its a restaurant and they lug in speakers.
they can have it.
when they, and if they...start moving in on venu,roxy,underbar,estate ect ect ect..
these owners are all friends....they are all in the same networks...
they didnt go in blind and get the gig.
Im sure Drea, or SJ called and said..lookie lookie... part of a perk of being part of the NLN... I cant believe I posted 2 posts over there...even that long one.
they are playing these hole in the wall places that are all CONNECTED through SJ.
every place is part of the NLN, they all advertise there, they are all in cahoots.
I really dont give a frick if 2 busted broads are playing at the Portsmouth New Hampshire Brewhouse.
did you see the crowds?
they floss with a rope up there.
Brickhouse in RI? wahhhhh... who cares, its a restaurant and they lug in speakers.
they can have it.
when they, and if they...start moving in on venu,roxy,underbar,estate ect ect ect..
these owners are all friends....they are all in the same networks...
they didnt go in blind and get the gig.
Im sure Drea, or SJ called and said..lookie lookie... part of a perk of being part of the NLN... I cant believe I posted 2 posts over there...even that long one.
At 5:24 PM 5 February 2009
Joshua Carl wrote
haha, you can delete them. I never use that site..well i acutally posted an event, but all the other stuff is useless.
Yeah, I just know Thurs @ Greatest were real slow, thats why they brought them in I guess, but thing is, theres games now every Thursday so its going to be packed regardless of who the DJ is...
I actually HATE HATE HATE djing for Bruins fans. I was in there on a Saturday after a bruins game and I will say, the DHDJs are a good fit for them. Bunch of white trash people who drool at girls weighing anything less then 150 pounds...
Yeah, I just know Thurs @ Greatest were real slow, thats why they brought them in I guess, but thing is, theres games now every Thursday so its going to be packed regardless of who the DJ is...
I actually HATE HATE HATE djing for Bruins fans. I was in there on a Saturday after a bruins game and I will say, the DHDJs are a good fit for them. Bunch of white trash people who drool at girls weighing anything less then 150 pounds...
At 5:28 PM 5 February 2009
tig ol' bitties wrote
haha, its all about controversy Josh.......why not...lmao
At 5:29 PM 5 February 2009
sopranosupasta wrote
Lets face it, in this economy, anthing goes. This is life, there are no rules. They play by there own. Do your thing, and hope someone picks up on it. If not, well those are the breaks.
I get heated that although I am a skilled and talented DJ, I can't get gigs b/c I am not boys with somebody. But I look at that situation and think to myself, I only have myself to blame, I never go out of my way to get in with the people in charge, DJ's, Promoters, Managers whatever, I expect my body of work to speak for itself. I know its not enough, but I value my time in other endevours than chasing down the inevitable. It all ends at some point in time. No matter who you are, what you do, who you know, scenes change, taste's change, music changes, there is no security. You have to be a cold mother fucker to have longevity in this game. These chicks, I don't blame them, they don't know, they just have daddy doesn't love me issues. I can't blame their pimp either, dude had a good idea, and he's gettin paid. Can't hate on that.
I'm slowly realizing that I didn't start the long road to dj-dom to get rich. If I wanted to get rich, I would have gone a different path. Its about the music to me, and its about the love of that music. In the bars and clubs, there is no love. The fact I get to gig out and get paid for it is a bonus. If I wasn't getting paid, I'd still be djing. I will admit, its always better when people are there to hear you and enjoy what you do, but at the end of the day, its not worth my soul. So if SJ can sleep at night knowing this, then more power to him.
I get heated that although I am a skilled and talented DJ, I can't get gigs b/c I am not boys with somebody. But I look at that situation and think to myself, I only have myself to blame, I never go out of my way to get in with the people in charge, DJ's, Promoters, Managers whatever, I expect my body of work to speak for itself. I know its not enough, but I value my time in other endevours than chasing down the inevitable. It all ends at some point in time. No matter who you are, what you do, who you know, scenes change, taste's change, music changes, there is no security. You have to be a cold mother fucker to have longevity in this game. These chicks, I don't blame them, they don't know, they just have daddy doesn't love me issues. I can't blame their pimp either, dude had a good idea, and he's gettin paid. Can't hate on that.
I'm slowly realizing that I didn't start the long road to dj-dom to get rich. If I wanted to get rich, I would have gone a different path. Its about the music to me, and its about the love of that music. In the bars and clubs, there is no love. The fact I get to gig out and get paid for it is a bonus. If I wasn't getting paid, I'd still be djing. I will admit, its always better when people are there to hear you and enjoy what you do, but at the end of the day, its not worth my soul. So if SJ can sleep at night knowing this, then more power to him.
At 5:30 PM 5 February 2009
The Notourious B.K.S. wrote
After seeing fat dudes at a couple of spots DJing with Winamp (complete with pauses inbetween songs) and seeing the crowd not care, I can't say this surprises me.
At 5:35 PM 5 February 2009
d:raf wrote
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It's not that I can't. I just think that we've wasted enough energy talking about these hacks. Let me ask you something... if these were regular looking 20-something year-old guys, would we still be talking about them?Fuck this... where's feniks?
You're talking about 20-something year-old guys and then you mention feniks?
I thought it was kids aged around 6-and-something who roar like big lions and act like cowards when it comes to showing how much of a lion you really are.
At 5:35 PM 5 February 2009
nik39 wrote
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It's not that I can't. I just think that we've wasted enough energy talking about these hacks. Let me ask you something... if these were regular looking 20-something year-old guys, would we still be talking about them?Fuck this... where's feniks?
You're talking about 20-something year-old guys and then you mention feniks?
I thought it was kids aged around 6-and-something who roar like big lions and act like cowards when it comes to showing how much of a lion you really are.
Ahahahaha! W0rd!
At 6:47 PM 5 February 2009
Jesus Christ wrote
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Lets face it, in this economy, anthing goes. This is life, there are no rules. They play by there own. Do your thing, and hope someone picks up on it. If not, well those are the breaks.I get heated that although I am a skilled and talented DJ, I can't get gigs b/c I am not boys with somebody. But I look at that situation and think to myself, I only have myself to blame, I never go out of my way to get in with the people in charge, DJ's, Promoters, Managers whatever, I expect my body of work to speak for itself. I know its not enough, but I value my time in other endevours than chasing down the inevitable. It all ends at some point in time. No matter who you are, what you do, who you know, scenes change, taste's change, music changes, there is no security. You have to be a cold mother fucker to have longevity in this game. These chicks, I don't blame them, they don't know, they just have daddy doesn't love me issues. I can't blame their pimp either, dude had a good idea, and he's gettin paid. Can't hate on that.
I'm slowly realizing that I didn't start the long road to dj-dom to get rich. If I wanted to get rich, I would have gone a different path. Its about the music to me, and its about the love of that music. In the bars and clubs, there is no love. The fact I get to gig out and get paid for it is a bonus. If I wasn't getting paid, I'd still be djing. I will admit, its always better when people are there to hear you and enjoy what you do, but at the end of the day, its not worth my soul. So if SJ can sleep at night knowing this, then more power to him.
*Voice of Riley from the Boondocks* Boo boo Get off the stage!!! Booo... *Throws and Orange* LOL ;-)
I hear ya BK
At 6:07 AM 6 February 2009
DJ LTIZZZLE wrote
Boondocks.......One of the best, most unpolitically correct cartoons.....
At 7:13 AM 6 February 2009
Static2.0 wrote
boston.going.com
im confused...
whats with wearing the headphones around your waist? is that a new fashion thing or are they whores who need vibrations during their routine?
im confused...
whats with wearing the headphones around your waist? is that a new fashion thing or are they whores who need vibrations during their routine?
At 8:30 PM 6 February 2009
tig ol' bitties wrote
so this girl i know up there went over to checkout the dollhouse djs and she sent me this pic of them with one of their guy groupies:
photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net
looks like they have some nice equipment
photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net
looks like they have some nice equipment
At 8:39 PM 6 February 2009
djaction wrote
lmao...where u get that? hahaha...they took that last night.
At 8:41 PM 6 February 2009
tig ol' bitties wrote
Those arent dollhouse DJs you mofos!! haha..that girls rack is unreal tho.
At 8:42 PM 6 February 2009
tig ol' bitties wrote
"we are just having fun, sorry to offend"
thats their new tagline I guess towards the DJ Community...
though... "book the Best of the Best DJs in New England"
"book us now, we are looking for new gigs"
that statememts carry's a price they havent paid for yet
thats their new tagline I guess towards the DJ Community...
though... "book the Best of the Best DJs in New England"
"book us now, we are looking for new gigs"
that statememts carry's a price they havent paid for yet
At 8:42 PM 6 February 2009
Joshua Carl wrote
right after you posted that action, my girl hit em up being like "whos that girl in that picture from last night?!?!" hahahahaha
At 8:46 PM 6 February 2009
tig ol' bitties wrote
Until you guys call 'em out or sabotage 'em or something, you're just helping to publicize 'em on here. The Dollhouse DJ's are now the new Rrollergod, except they're not posting on here yet.
At 8:49 PM 6 February 2009
bourbonstmc wrote
I mean what can you do? How can you Sabotage them?
At 8:53 PM 6 February 2009
The Notourious B.K.S. wrote
Sabatoge......what is this an episode of saved by the bell or something
At 8:56 PM 6 February 2009
Dj-M.Bezzle wrote
they are going to have to create their own demise.. we cant do anything to stop them from getting booked without looking like haters in the eyes of the club/bar owners..
all we can do is make sure that they dont get any love.. thats all.
all we can do is make sure that they dont get any love.. thats all.
At 8:56 PM 6 February 2009
sopranosupasta wrote
dosent look like those girls have ever gotten love anyways...specially not from daddy or respectable gentlemen
At 8:59 PM 6 February 2009
Dj-M.Bezzle wrote
yeah, the only sabotage needed is getting them a higher profile gig.
right now they are doing pubs in West Haddad bumfuckera...
this right here.... its just a lil sewing circle so us old ladies can bitch about them.
right now they are doing pubs in West Haddad bumfuckera...
this right here.... its just a lil sewing circle so us old ladies can bitch about them.
At 9:01 PM 6 February 2009
Joshua Carl wrote
1. Get & post video of them not mixing or mixing badly.
2. If they've got iPods and/or Macs, you bring remotes.
2. If they've got iPods and/or Macs, you bring remotes.
At 9:02 PM 6 February 2009
bourbonstmc wrote
oh man you gotta get your girl off the serato forums asap. thats such bad business
At 9:04 PM 6 February 2009
djaction wrote
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Sabatoge......what is this an episode of saved by the bell or somethinghahahhaha!! this single reply completely nullifies you're complete heinous taste in music.
At 9:04 PM 6 February 2009
djaction wrote
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oh man you gotta get your girl off the serato forums asap. thats such bad businesslol
At 10:17 PM 6 February 2009
It doesn't matter. We're all waisting our time. We act is if none of us have heard of other female DJs out there that suck ass and trainwreck all night but still get booked in high profile gigs just because of some gimmick, who they know or who they're screwing *See Sam(antha) Ronson*
Step your game up and don't worry about what Dollhouse Hookers are doing.
/end thread
Step your game up and don't worry about what Dollhouse Hookers are doing.
/end thread
At 10:18 PM 6 February 2009
DJ Dynamite - NJ wrote
"DollHouse Dj's on The air on AM 1510 The Zone..."
c6.going.com
c6.going.com
At 11:35 PM 6 February 2009
Joshua Carl wrote
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oh man you gotta get your girl off the serato forums asap. thats such bad businessshes nto on the forums someone saw it on my facebook and showed her
At 2:03 PM 9 February 2009
tig ol' bitties wrote
bwahahahaa, the looks say it all.
I love this thread.
At 5:35 PM 9 February 2009
Now if these girls put on headphones, I'm going to the show. rudytorresrocks.com
At 5:13 AM 10 February 2009
Jesus Christ wrote
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who the fuck is max b?The rapper who used to write all of Jim Jones lyrics lol
I thought Jim Jones was the crazy preacher who killed all them people by making them drink poisoned Kool-Aid
At 5:35 AM 10 February 2009
FunkyRob wrote
hahah....
I was glancing through that site...
and found this.
rudytorresrocks.com
behold the newest fad in cheering on the DJ... leather belt snapping!
I was glancing through that site...
and found this.
rudytorresrocks.com
behold the newest fad in cheering on the DJ... leather belt snapping!
At 5:40 AM 10 February 2009
Joshua Carl wrote
AHAHAHA That's Matty Matt. I was there that night. Vice's set was bananas. People were going apeshit. That was at the SCAM holiday party in LA.
At 6:40 AM 10 February 2009
Jesus Christ wrote
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Now if these girls put on headphones, I'm going to the show. rudytorresrocks.comSome of those girls look like they need some of your miracle fish.
I see rib cages.
At 8:54 AM 10 February 2009
d:raf wrote
^ hahaha @ I see rib cages
Feed me Seamore, feed me (no misquote)
Feed me Seamore, feed me (no misquote)
At 2:38 PM 10 February 2009
Static2.0 wrote
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AHAHAHA That's Matty Matt. I was there that night. Vice's set was bananas. People were going apeshit. That was at the SCAM holiday party in LA.any set that inspires another dude to take his belt off (no homo) and start cracking it in the air like a bastard step-father...has to be bananas....
At 2:40 PM 10 February 2009
Joshua Carl wrote
lol at belt snapping. NEW TREND 09 ALERT
At 4:16 PM 10 February 2009
At 4:32 PM 10 February 2009
Joshua Carl wrote
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Now if these girls put on headphones, I'm going to the show. rudytorresrocks.comSome of those girls look like they need some of your miracle fish.
I see rib cages.
The first chick in the pics looks like a skeleton. She's like a person without friends... She has No-Body :-P
At 6:33 PM 10 February 2009
DJ Dynamite - NJ wrote
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everything goes in cycles....
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Just like Bobby Brown is amping like Michael (Jackson) ATCQ Quote
At 3:16 AM 11 February 2009
Static2.0 wrote
my pops used to say it reminded him of be-bop...
(when I wrote it....thats exactly what I was thinking too....wierd)
(when I wrote it....thats exactly what I was thinking too....wierd)
At 3:52 AM 11 February 2009
Joshua Carl wrote
HAHAHA! Miss those mofo's man.......
Ain't the same no more
Ain't the same no more
At 4:52 AM 11 February 2009
Static2.0 wrote
At 6:38 PM 11 February 2009
kalibhakta wrote
At 6:42 PM 11 February 2009
kalibhakta wrote
wow..
those videos do them no justice.
worst Idea since Greedo shooting first
those videos do them no justice.
worst Idea since Greedo shooting first
At 8:01 PM 11 February 2009
Joshua Carl wrote
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wow..those videos do them no justice.
worst Idea since Greedo shooting first
+1
They should be called America's Worst Dance Crew.
At 12:21 AM 12 February 2009
DJ Rugged One wrote
well...
if you cant get your fix
www.youtube.com view
they can always go back to their original promotional tactic.
(yes, this is really from "the place" in Boston...where this
whole shitstorm started)
if you cant get your fix
www.youtube.com view
they can always go back to their original promotional tactic.
(yes, this is really from "the place" in Boston...where this
whole shitstorm started)
At 4:20 PM 12 February 2009
Joshua Carl wrote
so, ONE speaks up:
"As everyone continues to debate the politics of DJing, allow me to state a few simple facts about dollhouse
We are entertainers. Each one of us is unique, outgoing, smart and fierce. Now before you go calling me a talentless gimmick understand this. I am a LED/FIRE poi spinner. I have spun at all types of venues from harvest fest in upstate New York to the candy ball in Brooklyn, Northern Exposure in Maine to the Gothball in Boston. I have put my blood sweat and tears into an art that takes years to master. While the only risk you take day in and day out is whether or not the crowd will like you, I have risked my safety and more to put on a hell of a show. Is it so horrible to have songs through out the night that you know you have a great routine to? Furthermore I do my homework…I make sure I am playing killer shit from international artists to locals with a hot sound.
OK so im no fucking Tiesto but dollhouse gets the crowd moving ,the girls dancing and we create a party atmosphere wherever we are. We have fun…we’re not scared to laugh at ourselves, we make mistakes, we’re not superhuman…we’re also not as superficial as you would like to make us out to be.
thanks for all the kind words and well wishes - just remember that before you point your fingers looking for someone to blame...check yourself first. its easy for us to be the scapegoat for dj's who aren't booking enough shows or whatever else, but your skills will get you the gigs you need...until then stop worrying about what we're doing and just do you."
from NLN www.nitelifenetwork.com
what I think is funny, well...ONE of the things that is funny:
" I have put my blood sweat and tears into an art that takes years to master."
talking about juggling fire or whatever....
how can she not see the parrallel?
oh, thats right...duh
"As everyone continues to debate the politics of DJing, allow me to state a few simple facts about dollhouse
We are entertainers. Each one of us is unique, outgoing, smart and fierce. Now before you go calling me a talentless gimmick understand this. I am a LED/FIRE poi spinner. I have spun at all types of venues from harvest fest in upstate New York to the candy ball in Brooklyn, Northern Exposure in Maine to the Gothball in Boston. I have put my blood sweat and tears into an art that takes years to master. While the only risk you take day in and day out is whether or not the crowd will like you, I have risked my safety and more to put on a hell of a show. Is it so horrible to have songs through out the night that you know you have a great routine to? Furthermore I do my homework…I make sure I am playing killer shit from international artists to locals with a hot sound.
OK so im no fucking Tiesto but dollhouse gets the crowd moving ,the girls dancing and we create a party atmosphere wherever we are. We have fun…we’re not scared to laugh at ourselves, we make mistakes, we’re not superhuman…we’re also not as superficial as you would like to make us out to be.
thanks for all the kind words and well wishes - just remember that before you point your fingers looking for someone to blame...check yourself first. its easy for us to be the scapegoat for dj's who aren't booking enough shows or whatever else, but your skills will get you the gigs you need...until then stop worrying about what we're doing and just do you."
from NLN www.nitelifenetwork.com
what I think is funny, well...ONE of the things that is funny:
" I have put my blood sweat and tears into an art that takes years to master."
talking about juggling fire or whatever....
how can she not see the parrallel?
oh, thats right...duh
At 9:54 PM 12 February 2009
Joshua Carl wrote
HAHAH thats so awsome its like i have a PHD in AQUA Biology, i studied whales at cambridge and have spen years learning to pilot seacrafts, i have watched rare sea turtles hatch off the coast of hawai and i have had my works published in a respected journal and THAT is why you should hire me to DJ here
At 10:33 PM 12 February 2009
Dj-M.Bezzle wrote
So DJing takes years to master unless your a club dancer?
At 10:43 PM 12 February 2009
Laz219 wrote
apparently if you practice ANYTHING hardcore for a good bit of time it makes you a master of all traits, practicing is practicing its not specialized
At 11:03 PM 12 February 2009
Dj-M.Bezzle wrote
I have a major in underwater basket weaving. I Dj to support my first love.
At 12:37 AM 13 February 2009
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blood sweat and tears, I risk my safety and life to put on a hell of a showI'm sorry, u spin sticks of fire! Dangerous? Maybe! Cuz u might get burned, ok! But risk ur life and safety! Maybe when u losers trainwreck, your safety's in danger due to bottles being thrown at u.
U mix iPods with an iPod mixer, and u call urself DJ! More like Hack! Maybe Chris Brown should smack the shit outta u
I risk my life on a daily basis for ungrateful bastards, and Enjoy a hobby/craft I've been doing for 15yrs pre-serato and still loving it!
At 4:00 AM 13 February 2009
Static2.0 wrote
so she basically said she's not a dj, she's a fire-twirler?
At 5:22 AM 13 February 2009
DJ Young Herrera wrote
I think she meant that she had blood, sweat, and tears looking for other dj's mixes on the net.....She's a master at that already.
At 5:57 AM 13 February 2009
DJ G-NUTZ wrote
I put my life on the line every day.. I'm Dj-ing in Iraq... (top that) LOL
At 6:15 AM 13 February 2009
DJ LTIZZZLE wrote
I put my life on the line every day... I drive on California freeways.
At 6:20 AM 13 February 2009
Jesus Christ wrote
i'm considering jumping into the management game after seein these guys:
c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com
img.photobucket.com
www.myspace.com
...don't hate the playa, hate the game!
...DAMN.... LOL
c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com
img.photobucket.com
www.myspace.com
...don't hate the playa, hate the game!
...DAMN.... LOL
At 6:22 AM 13 February 2009
akaider wrote
Fucking woosies. I put my life on the line every bloody day. I press the repeat track button on my cd player as soon as I get out of the shower!!! THAT'S RIGHT DJ LOSERS!!! As soon as I get out of the shower. No towel, no drying of the hands. Dripping wet. I press repeat. I do it because I love the music and would risk my life to hear a song again and again whilst I get ready for work.
You don't know the pain I've gone through for this shit!!!!
Don't be mad at me!! Haters.
You don't know the pain I've gone through for this shit!!!!
Don't be mad at me!! Haters.
At 11:36 AM 13 February 2009
Caramac wrote
But seriously what a muppet. Dumb people open their mouths and keep talking. Lol. She'd have been better off keeping quiet.
At 11:37 AM 13 February 2009
Caramac wrote
At 2:04 PM 13 February 2009
DJ Young Herrera wrote
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I put my life on the line every day.. I'm Dj-ing in Iraq... (top that) LOLUmmm Oakland is kinda like Irag.....Except without the females running around with bombs strapped to themselves.....LOL! U got me on that one......I say we ship over all these little gangsters/shooters from Oakland to Iraq and see how many still got that "U can't fuck with me" swagger and can fire fight with bombs going off instead of popping off ONE ROUND and running in the opposite direction
BITCHES!
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so she basically said she's not a dj, she's a fire-twirler?I'm sorry, but if u mix two i-pods together via an ipod mixer and regardless of the technology in front of you, u still trainwreck, U ARE NOT A DJ
And POI is basically juggling
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I put my life on the line every day... I drive on California freeways.Yea, no shit, especially now with all this rain, bitches can't drive worth shit in this state.......And don't get me started for their disregard for a speeding police vehicle with lights and siren screaming......
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No towel, no drying of the hands. Dripping wetWHOOOAAAAA Careful there Caramac, you'll get Sixxx excited!
Can we nominate Caramac as one of the funniest mofo on the forum....
At 2:27 PM 13 February 2009
Static2.0 wrote
Someone needs to chris brown these hoes!!
You don't know the pain I've gone through for this shit!!!!
Don't be mad at me!! Haters.
.....ive been looking at my cd player ALLLL DAAYY and cant find the repeat track button...HELP!!!
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Fucking woosies. I put my life on the line every bloody day. I press the repeat track button on my cd player as soon as I get out of the shower!!! THAT'S RIGHT DJ LOSERS!!! As soon as I get out of the shower. No towel, no drying of the hands. Dripping wet. I press repeat. I do it because I love the music and would risk my life to hear a song again and again whilst I get ready for work.You don't know the pain I've gone through for this shit!!!!
Don't be mad at me!! Haters.
.....ive been looking at my cd player ALLLL DAAYY and cant find the repeat track button...HELP!!!
At 2:35 PM 13 February 2009
Dj-M.Bezzle wrote
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Someone needs to chris brown these hoes!!I agree with M. Beezy!
Mentally blackout and go wild on these breezies
At 2:36 PM 13 February 2009
Static2.0 wrote
At 4:12 PM 13 February 2009
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And don't get me started for their disregard for a speeding police vehicle with lights and siren screaming in a hurry to get to Dunkin Donuts......At 4:20 PM 13 February 2009
bourbonstmc wrote
Insurgents cant aim either...
its the "spray and pray" for those bastards...
we'll have to issue the 1st hood brigade these:
i207.photobucket.com
or else we'll have the longest shootout ever...with plenty of bystanders gettin clipped.
its the "spray and pray" for those bastards...
we'll have to issue the 1st hood brigade these:
i207.photobucket.com
or else we'll have the longest shootout ever...with plenty of bystanders gettin clipped.
At 4:27 PM 13 February 2009
Joshua Carl wrote
LOL bourbon, there's no dunkin doughnuts in Norcal...... And u fail on misquote, added too much
That's funny JC, but true
That's funny JC, but true
At 4:37 PM 13 February 2009
Static2.0 wrote
this is their crowd. and why they are the best......we better recognize.
viewmorepics.myspace.com
the guy in the blue shirt with the red sox hat is perfect.
viewmorepics.myspace.com
the guy in the blue shirt with the red sox hat is perfect.
At 8:47 PM 13 February 2009
sopranosupasta wrote
HA!
He's got his hands in the air like he just dont care...
He's got his hands in the air like he just dont care...
At 9:04 PM 13 February 2009
Joshua Carl wrote
they posted on hotta manammy's myspace, she a hot gyal from osaka
manammy inna jamaica
www.youtube.com view
peep 8:40 for the score
www.youtube.com view
she's like 4'10 but way hotter than junko IMO! check out those legs.... DAMN!
At 9:51 PM 13 February 2009
akaider wrote
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they posted on hotta manammy's myspace, she a hot gyal from osaka
manammy inna jamaica
www.youtube.com view
peep 8:40 for the score
www.youtube.com view
she's like 4'10 but way hotter than junko IMO! check out those legs.... DAMN!
I recognize her from www.1halloween.net
At 10:22 PM 13 February 2009
Jesus Christ wrote
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this is their crowd. and why they are the best......we better recognize.viewmorepics.myspace.com
the guy in the blue shirt with the red sox hat is perfect.
LOL!! Is that Peter Griffin?!??
At 12:16 AM 14 February 2009
jwhispers wrote
^^^ the funny thing is, if you look at her myspace,,,before she got all the plastic surgery and the coke habit, she was a good looking woman. (IE HOT)
At 7:17 PM 14 February 2009
sopranosupasta wrote
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this is their crowd. and why they are the best......we better recognize.viewmorepics.myspace.com
the guy in the blue shirt with the red sox hat is perfect.
Is that Michael Moore? i.realone.com
At 7:37 PM 14 February 2009
Jesus Christ wrote
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Now if these girls put on headphones, I'm going to the show. rudytorresrocks.comSome of those girls look like they need some of your miracle fish.
I see rib cages.
The first chick in the pics looks like a skeleton. She's like a person without friends... She has No-Body :-P
Somebody stole her boobies.
At 2:19 AM 19 February 2009
FunkyRob wrote
wow this thread has gotten ridiculous since I last checked.. Nice posts on NLN I have been laughing into the wee hours of the morning here
At 10:12 AM 19 February 2009
Liquidice wrote
There is a DJ in Australia who claims to the "best rnb dj in Australia" who is similar to all this dollhousedjs shit. She is really wack, all she does is play pre-mixes and even plays the same tracks in her set.
www.youtube.com view
What's fucked is that every time she comes up to Sydney the whole crowd goes crazy.
www.youtube.com view
What's fucked is that every time she comes up to Sydney the whole crowd goes crazy.
At 11:33 AM 3 March 2009
johnnypaul wrote
I had an upclose and personal encounter with one of them this weekend. Saturday @ my gig one of them came up to me and told me to start playing all this stuff...naming off songs and all this...the girl looked familiar then @ the end says "i just know all this music cuz Im a DJ too"
I looked @ her (I was hungover to the worst possible degree) and bam, DHDJ.
I was like "oh, I bet you are"
she said "I am I DJ here on Thursdays"
I said, "oh, I bet you do"
she said, "I do, you never heard of the DHDJ's",
I said "I have and I talk shit about your "crew" everytime your brought up, Im hungover and feel liek shit and need to cue a song up in the headphones so I can mix it, so please excuse me"
she wasnt feelin me hahaha.
I looked @ her (I was hungover to the worst possible degree) and bam, DHDJ.
I was like "oh, I bet you are"
she said "I am I DJ here on Thursdays"
I said, "oh, I bet you do"
she said, "I do, you never heard of the DHDJ's",
I said "I have and I talk shit about your "crew" everytime your brought up, Im hungover and feel liek shit and need to cue a song up in the headphones so I can mix it, so please excuse me"
she wasnt feelin me hahaha.
At 2:57 PM 3 March 2009
tig ol' bitties wrote
Tig u said that to her????
Ur a pimp!
I would've been like: Your not a DJ, your a go-go dancer posing as a DJ, leave me alone and go dance on that pole over there
Ur a pimp!
I would've been like: Your not a DJ, your a go-go dancer posing as a DJ, leave me alone and go dance on that pole over there
At 3:00 PM 3 March 2009
Static2.0 wrote
we want more....
you had to have more of a conversation than that! hahahahahaha
you know what that smells like to me though,
SHE'S SCOPING SATURDAYS!!!
www.youtube.com view
What's fucked is that every time she comes up to Sydney the whole crowd goes crazy.
Yeah, I noticed on the timberlake > Sinclair mix their was zero hands on the mixer & cdjs....funny, and sad
you had to have more of a conversation than that! hahahahahaha
you know what that smells like to me though,
SHE'S SCOPING SATURDAYS!!!
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There is a DJ in Australia who claims to the "best rnb dj in Australia" who is similar to all this dollhousedjs shit. She is really wack, all she does is play pre-mixes and even plays the same tracks in her set.www.youtube.com view
What's fucked is that every time she comes up to Sydney the whole crowd goes crazy.
Yeah, I noticed on the timberlake > Sinclair mix their was zero hands on the mixer & cdjs....funny, and sad
At 3:02 PM 3 March 2009
Joshua Carl wrote
To be honest I'd have tried to recruit her on some of that old Goldie shit then flip it on her manager.
Yo Bitch chose me!!!
Yo Bitch chose me!!!
At 3:06 PM 3 March 2009
Caramac wrote
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To be honest I'd have tried to recruit her on some of that old Goldie shit then flip it on her manager.Yo Bitch chose me!!!
"We can handle this like Gentlemen or we can get into some gangster shit"
At 3:15 PM 3 March 2009
The Notourious B.K.S. wrote
I actually need to watch that movie again. I've not seen it in ages.
At 3:22 PM 3 March 2009
Caramac wrote
It still cracks me up that THIS is what they were doing the week before they were djs:
www.youtube.com view
www.youtube.com view
At 3:25 PM 3 March 2009
Joshua Carl wrote
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I actually need to watch that movie again. I've not seen it in ages.....and cue up Cormega, "Raps A Hustle" that Willie Hutch sample is so hard.
At 3:26 PM 3 March 2009
The Notourious B.K.S. wrote
I actually do not have this soundtrack. I need to get my digging up.
At 3:43 PM 3 March 2009
Caramac wrote
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we want more....you had to have more of a conversation than that! hahahahahaha
you know what that smells like to me though,
SHE'S SCOPING SATURDAYS!!!
www.youtube.com view
Quote:
Quote:
There is a DJ in Australia who claims to the "best rnb dj in Australia" who is similar to all this dollhousedjs shit. She is really wack, all she does is play pre-mixes and even plays the same tracks in her set.www.youtube.com view
What's fucked is that every time she comes up to Sydney the whole crowd goes crazy.
Yeah, I noticed on the timberlake > Sinclair mix their was zero hands on the mixer & cdjs....funny, and sad
Yeah, she's fake and a poser. All the same, i'd like to bang this chick...
At 3:48 PM 3 March 2009
bourbonstmc wrote
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I actually do not have this soundtrack. I need to get my digging up.nah its not on the soundtrack, I just like how cormega sampled the willie hutch song from it.
At 3:51 PM 3 March 2009
The Notourious B.K.S. wrote
Oh that tune about his pen? There's a Mathematics one and Ghostface (I think) thats pretty good. And the UGK version is pretty nice.
At 3:53 PM 3 March 2009
Caramac wrote
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Oh that tune about his pen? There's a Mathematics one and Ghostface (I think) thats pretty good. And the UGK version is pretty nice.Yeah, I like the UGK, but Cormega's is so muddy and grimey.
At 3:59 PM 3 March 2009
The Notourious B.K.S. wrote
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Tig u said that to her????Ur a pimp!
I would've been like: Your not a DJ, your a go-go dancer posing as a DJ, leave me alone and go dance on that pole over there
yes. I was in a horrible mood. It was my birthday, some bitch came up to me like 5 minutes before and said the music sucks (this was at like 10:20) she wanted to hear more 80s rock and roll and metal music...I told her to piss off and go to Allston if thats what she wanted...so I was already a bit heated nevermind felt like ass...
I don't know why the DHDJ was there, but she got put in her place. She was running around acting liek she ran the joint. There was a line down the street and I guess she went outside trying to get her people in and ahead in the line. The main bouncer asked her wtf she was doing, guess she said "I work here so I can get my friends in" my boy said "no you don't work here, and your friends arent going anywhere"
As for me, thats all it was...after I said excuse me I kind of just ignored her until she just got the hint and left.
At 4:20 PM 3 March 2009
tig ol' bitties wrote
Ha ha. Bouncers are like that anywhere. They love that power. It's like us and requests.
At 4:24 PM 3 March 2009
Caramac wrote
I had "that girl" saturday too.
"do you have any Dokken or Stryper videos"
I just did a double take "are you fucking serious"
"yeah, everyone wants to hear it..."
"Yeah, well then everyone's a retard..."
Ill drop some cheesy ass shit once in a while, but come on...
Tellin ya Tig, watch your SATURDAY...They are starting to get that friend-induced DJ-confidence.
"do you have any Dokken or Stryper videos"
I just did a double take "are you fucking serious"
"yeah, everyone wants to hear it..."
"Yeah, well then everyone's a retard..."
Ill drop some cheesy ass shit once in a while, but come on...
Tellin ya Tig, watch your SATURDAY...They are starting to get that friend-induced DJ-confidence.
At 4:29 PM 3 March 2009
Joshua Carl wrote
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There was a line down the street and I guess she went outside trying to get her people in and ahead in the line. The main bouncer asked her wtf she was doing, guess she said "I work here so I can get my friends in" my boy said "no you don't work here, and your friends arent going anywhere".
I had something like that happen to me once and that shit is mad embarassing, I was doing a show at my residency with 5 other local Djs and 2 more 'famous' (more nationally known but i def wouldnt say famous) djs. Well I dont know if the club hired extra security or if it was these ass wipes but they had this big king kong lookin ass hole blockin off a small area near the stage where the big name djs were. So im in the booth with my girl and some friends drinkin and im like hey come meet these guys their cool (the celeb djs who ive hung out with before and booked for this party). So i go to take her over there and this debo wanna be ass security gaurd grabs me and is like you cant go back there. I look at him like hes krazy im like dude I work here im on the flier this is my residency/my party i set this party up and these guys know me so back the fuck off. He stands up and is like i dont give a shit you cant go back there. Im thinking to myself you have to be fuking kidding me, so just as this happens the owner is walking by and im like tell this dude whats up, the owner tells him to back up off me and he starts giving the owner attitude. At this point im fukin pissed and i tell him that those are my tables they are going to be playing on tonight (it was all my equipment)and if he didnt get in his place i was gonna take them home and shut the whole fukin party down, and if the party dont happen aint noone gettin paid. So the dude goes fine you can go as long as i quit botherin him or something like that , which sets me off and i start gettin really fukin loud with him. It all cooled down after that (which was lucky for me cause he totally would have wooped my ass) but i was steamed for the rest of the night, it was embarrassing as shit in front of my girl and everything.
At 4:38 PM 3 March 2009
Dj-M.Bezzle wrote
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Ha ha. Bouncers are like that anywhere. They love that power. It's like us and requests.Bouncers with power are much worse than djs with power...when a dj gets power hes a dick but when the dj is bein a dick hes still gotta think in the back of his mind hey if i push this too far and he snaps can i take this guy...bouncers are usually big roided out sasquach lookin fuckers who think their tough anyway so when their get to have rules over you too it makes it THAT much worse.
I found out later that bouncer from the club that night was the bouncer at another club in the city and while my boy was djing there something happend (i forget the full story it was either the bouncer requested a song and my boy clowned him or the bouncer told him the owner said to cut the music and my boy wanted to throw 1 more song) either way the end of the story ended with my boy gettin choked out. He was the fukin dj there and this punk ass bouncer choked him out durring a set. What makes matters worse is when he went to the owner the owner didnt want to do anything about it.....that was the night my boy quit that job and that place has been downhill ever since (him and the owner had been having problems anyway).
At 4:46 PM 3 March 2009
Dj-M.Bezzle wrote
Lol that and as a DJ you usually have that thought that if it all kicks off then my gear is in the front line.
Bouncers have really had to tow the line over here as they changed alot of the laws over the years meaning people who were absolute nut jobs that LOVED their jobs are no longer allowed to bounce. Lol Still undecided on whether that is a good thing or not.
Bouncers have really had to tow the line over here as they changed alot of the laws over the years meaning people who were absolute nut jobs that LOVED their jobs are no longer allowed to bounce. Lol Still undecided on whether that is a good thing or not.
At 4:53 PM 3 March 2009
Caramac wrote
yeah man, we get pissed and over-react we'll play some shit we like and say "fuck off lame ass crowd"
bouncers get pissed and over-react someone ends up with timberland permanantly stamped across their adams apple.
I worked for the Glynn Co for about 8 years, and Id see some of these bouncers straight ruin kids who were just being rowdy and drunk, not combative at all.
lesson:
never park your car right in front of a night club entrance.
I had a car with 3 forehead prints on the passanger side door.
bouncers get pissed and over-react someone ends up with timberland permanantly stamped across their adams apple.
I worked for the Glynn Co for about 8 years, and Id see some of these bouncers straight ruin kids who were just being rowdy and drunk, not combative at all.
lesson:
never park your car right in front of a night club entrance.
I had a car with 3 forehead prints on the passanger side door.
At 5:01 PM 3 March 2009
Joshua Carl wrote
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lesson:never park your car right in front of a night club entrance.
I had a car with 3 forehead prints on the passanger side door.
Haha...this happened to one of my friends who posts here. Some dumbass bouncers through a drunk ass guy ON his car...
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the bouncer told him the owner said to cut the music and my boy wanted to throw 1 more song) either way the end of the story ended with my boy gettin choked out. He was the fukin dj there and this punk ass bouncer choked him out durring a set.Props to your friend for having the composure to just walk away from it. If that was me, the bouncer would be dead and I'd probably be in Jail making friends with Bubba...lol.
At 5:53 PM 3 March 2009
DVDjHardy wrote
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There is a DJ in Australia who claims to the "best rnb dj in Australia" who is similar to all this dollhousedjs shit. She is really wack, all she does is play pre-mixes and even plays the same tracks in her set.www.youtube.com view
What's fucked is that every time she comes up to Sydney the whole crowd goes crazy.
Here's her "rehersal"
www.youtube.com view
Let me know when I can label my video a rehersal and just play a backing track while I twiddle with knobs--lol
At 9:04 PM 3 March 2009
Dj-Bedtime wrote
ripping the cdj200s like no ones business while the slipmat spins.
classic.
classic.
At 9:07 PM 3 March 2009
Joshua Carl wrote
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There is a DJ in Australia who claims to the "best rnb dj in Australia" who is similar to all this dollhousedjs shit. She is really wack, all she does is play pre-mixes and even plays the same tracks in her set.www.youtube.com view
What's fucked is that every time she comes up to Sydney the whole crowd goes crazy.
Here's her "rehersal"
www.youtube.com view
Let me know when I can label my video a rehersal and just play a backing track while I twiddle with knobs--lol
Easy question. When you look like this:
i93.photobucket.com
At 9:12 PM 3 March 2009
bourbonstmc wrote
and your willing to do this to get gigs:
pointlessbanter.net
pointlessbanter.net
At 9:20 PM 3 March 2009
Joshua Carl wrote
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Quote:
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There is a DJ in Australia who claims to the "best rnb dj in Australia" who is similar to all this dollhousedjs shit. She is really wack, all she does is play pre-mixes and even plays the same tracks in her set.www.youtube.com view
What's fucked is that every time she comes up to Sydney the whole crowd goes crazy.
Here's her "rehersal"
www.youtube.com view
Let me know when I can label my video a rehersal and just play a backing track while I twiddle with knobs--lol
Easy question. When you look like this:
i93.photobucket.com
Yeah-- I was going to say that :)
At 9:54 PM 3 March 2009
Dj-Bedtime wrote
Look at the smile on Ronald's face.
At 10:00 PM 3 March 2009
FunkyRob wrote
Holy shit... see this is exactly the shit I been talking about, MFRz that aint never touched wax unless it was a on a candle DJing... I love serato but i refused to switch over till about 11 months or so ago. Now you got everyone and they mama spinning records... wait no not records... errr you know what I mean. But yeah I cant stand when some broad ummm I mean lady decides she wants to DJ and gets gigs hella easy cuz she got some cooters and azzz... I have seen it a few times already, I kow a chic not gonna say a name but she is actually a good DJ and can spin vinyl... But the girl sky rocketed and is doing some pretty fudging big gigs around the world, we pretty close and she uses her sexual appeal as her biggest marketing tool... shit if I had a set of cooters and a fat ass I would be spinning right next to Scene and AM right now. I AM ONE VERY IRRITATED DJ.... I HATE UNDERCUTTERZ AND FEMALE DJS TOO!!! Well unless the broad can actually rock the tables on the legit, the she is just a cool ass chick!!! And I would probably book her if she was hot too... LOL
At 6:27 AM 4 March 2009
djpheloneous wrote
Girls that can spin are great, I feel sorry for them though that they have to try and get past all the girls that can't DJ and just play premixed stuff but get good jobs just for looking good basically.
I had heard of havana brown before but just the name, didn't realise she was such a fake, that first 'live set' video. love when Bob Sinclair comes in and she hasn't even touched anything.
I had heard of havana brown before but just the name, didn't realise she was such a fake, that first 'live set' video. love when Bob Sinclair comes in and she hasn't even touched anything.
At 10:41 AM 4 March 2009
Laz219 wrote
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Holy shit... see this is exactly the shit I been talking about, MFRz that aint never touched wax unless it was a on a candle DJing... I love serato but i refused to switch over till about 11 months or so ago. Now you got everyone and they mama spinning records... wait no not records... errr you know what I mean. But yeah I cant stand when some broad ummm I mean lady decides she wants to DJ and gets gigs hella easy cuz she got some cooters and azzz... I have seen it a few times already, I kow a chic not gonna say a name but she is actually a good DJ and can spin vinyl... But the girl sky rocketed and is doing some pretty fudging big gigs around the world, we pretty close and she uses her sexual appeal as her biggest marketing tool... shit if I had a set of cooters and a fat ass I would be spinning right next to Scene and AM right now. I AM ONE VERY IRRITATED DJ.... I HATE UNDERCUTTERZ AND FEMALE DJS TOO!!! Well unless the broad can actually rock the tables on the legit, the she is just a cool ass chick!!! And I would probably book her if she was hot too... LOLAt least your friend can spin, you really cant hate on a talented female who uses what she has to get gigs, i know if i had the body of someone who didnt sit on his ass all day and female club owners wanted to pay me more to do big shows with no shirt on id totally do it.
At 2:22 PM 4 March 2009
Dj-M.Bezzle wrote
^^ yeah but it's warmer in the south. Imagine if you DJ'd in NY.
At 2:23 PM 4 March 2009
Caramac wrote
Hes just looking for dancers though, nothing wrong with that
At 3:16 PM 4 March 2009
Dj-M.Bezzle wrote
oh, I must have mis read it, i thought it say looking for girls to mix....lmao
At 3:20 PM 4 March 2009
sopranosupasta wrote
WTF...
"Hey lil danny, wanna learn the electric slide ? Nah I was some titties in my face"
remember when Anna Kournikova got insanely popular and everyone started watching tennis for her.
I remember seeing all these interviews with pissed off women about her.
then along comes Shairpova, Elena Dementieva and Gisela Dulko
(If you had told me 10 years ago Id know some female tennis players)
So, maybe for a while where gonna see alot of hott(or NOT SO HOTT) ass
pawning themselves as DJs, and then in a few years we'll see a new batch
of DJ Raps & Mistress Barbaras.
(Btw google Charissa Saverio nude and see what DJ Rap did back in the day....hehehehehe, Perfect example... but she rips the D&B serious)
"Hey lil danny, wanna learn the electric slide ? Nah I was some titties in my face"
remember when Anna Kournikova got insanely popular and everyone started watching tennis for her.
I remember seeing all these interviews with pissed off women about her.
then along comes Shairpova, Elena Dementieva and Gisela Dulko
(If you had told me 10 years ago Id know some female tennis players)
So, maybe for a while where gonna see alot of hott(or NOT SO HOTT) ass
pawning themselves as DJs, and then in a few years we'll see a new batch
of DJ Raps & Mistress Barbaras.
(Btw google Charissa Saverio nude and see what DJ Rap did back in the day....hehehehehe, Perfect example... but she rips the D&B serious)
At 3:24 PM 4 March 2009
Joshua Carl wrote
venu circa 2002, her and Dieselboy.
DESTROYED THAT PLACE.
It was funny, I had a loose association with the 411 nightguide and they gave me a presspass for that gig, and a 3000.00 camera...
I basically sat at her record bag, took shots of her fine ass spinning and talked shop...
..and then I Jizzed in my pants.
DESTROYED THAT PLACE.
It was funny, I had a loose association with the 411 nightguide and they gave me a presspass for that gig, and a 3000.00 camera...
I basically sat at her record bag, took shots of her fine ass spinning and talked shop...
..and then I Jizzed in my pants.
At 4:53 PM 4 March 2009
Joshua Carl wrote
^ The one and only DIESELBOY, as in D-N-B Dieselboy.....
At 5:40 AM 5 March 2009
Static2.0 wrote
^ Just making sure.......................
Dude is so dope, as is friend DJ Craze
Dude is so dope, as is friend DJ Craze
At 2:52 PM 5 March 2009
Static2.0 wrote
DSL was here tuesday night, packed show rocking it with local boys Demo and Cease who put out the best selling record on his label. Tune called "ladies night".
Ah man DJ Rap, I used to have a crush on her. She's been out here many times but the first time she came out in 99 we chatted for a minute after the show and she layed a fatty kiss on me. Someone was taking a picture at the time...(I have a copy)..... still makes me red in the face. mmmmmmmmm
Ah man DJ Rap, I used to have a crush on her. She's been out here many times but the first time she came out in 99 we chatted for a minute after the show and she layed a fatty kiss on me. Someone was taking a picture at the time...(I have a copy)..... still makes me red in the face. mmmmmmmmm
At 4:12 PM 5 March 2009
wait a second, this is the dollhouse dj thread....
So whats the update? Are people thinking the fad is over or are they getting more gigs and credibility?
So whats the update? Are people thinking the fad is over or are they getting more gigs and credibility?
At 4:14 PM 5 March 2009
yeah, they are in that "dj honeymoon" period.
when all their friends tell them they are nasty and they go out looking for "real" gigs
when all their friends tell them they are nasty and they go out looking for "real" gigs
At 4:31 PM 5 March 2009
Joshua Carl wrote
Have any of you guys gone to see them play yet? We want to see video of songs magically mixing when their hands are in the air and shit like that. Of course, a nipple slip or an upskirt wouldn't be bad either...
At 4:35 PM 5 March 2009
bourbonstmc wrote
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wait a second, this is the dollhouse dj thread....LOL
Chad, I'll give you her # in return for some Rane gear! :)
At 4:42 PM 5 March 2009
DVDjHardy wrote
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So whats the update?LOL This is totally Chad's favorite thread.
At 4:45 PM 5 March 2009
kalibhakta wrote
they live here boston.going.com
they are always posting gig pictures and stuff... boston.going.com
ironically, they just picked up "DJs" at the garden on fridays..which used to be HOOTERS.
they are always posting gig pictures and stuff... boston.going.com
ironically, they just picked up "DJs" at the garden on fridays..which used to be HOOTERS.
At 5:37 PM 5 March 2009
Joshua Carl wrote
At 5:38 PM 5 March 2009
Joshua Carl wrote
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wait a second, this is the dollhouse dj thread....LOL
Chad, I'll give you her # in return for some Rane gear! :)
hardy u r shameless!
At 6:52 PM 5 March 2009
djchrischip wrote
sounds like this thing is catching on. Sports bars are the new super club????
At 7:09 PM 5 March 2009
The jump from XM/Sirius to Dollhouse seems like a no-brainer...
At 7:21 PM 5 March 2009
d:raf wrote
My God this bitch is tore up!!
boston.going.com
I'm no brad Pitt--but I know a skanky chick that's been in the game too long when I see one!
boston.going.com
I'm no brad Pitt--but I know a skanky chick that's been in the game too long when I see one!
At 7:50 PM 6 March 2009
Dj-Bedtime wrote
And.... I dont see any TT's or Cdj's in use.
They going all Internal baby (pardon the pun-lol)
Ummm--that means..."hey you mr dj that wants to get in my pants--load this thingy up with music and tell me what button to push so it will play all night"
boston.going.com
They going all Internal baby (pardon the pun-lol)
Ummm--that means..."hey you mr dj that wants to get in my pants--load this thingy up with music and tell me what button to push so it will play all night"
boston.going.com
At 7:53 PM 6 March 2009
Dj-Bedtime wrote
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My God this bitch is tore up!!boston.going.com
I'm no brad Pitt--but I know a skanky chick that's been in the game too long when I see one!
Jerry: "Kramer, what happened to you!"
Kramer: "What do you mean?"
Jerry: "Take a look in the mirror!"
Kramer: (looks in the mirror and freaks out) "AHHAHH I'M HIDEOUS!"
Jerry: "your face looks like an old catchers mitt!"
At 7:55 PM 6 March 2009
Liquidice wrote
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"your face looks like an old catchers mitt!"LOL That link goes to a slideshow btw. Was "tore up" supposed to apply to all of them?
At 9:03 PM 6 March 2009
kalibhakta wrote
I'm sure they mean the old brunette chick whose face, when seen from certain angles, shows obvious evidence of less than completely successful plastic surgery. In a few shots, she looks like the Michael Jackson "Mr. Jefferson" character on South Park.
That said, in some other pics where the surgery isn't so obvious, she looks great. And she's got a really nice ass.
That said, in some other pics where the surgery isn't so obvious, she looks great. And she's got a really nice ass.
At 9:15 PM 6 March 2009
bourbonstmc wrote
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I'm sure they mean the old brunette chick whose face, when seen from certain angles, shows obvious evidence of less than completely successful plastic surgery. In a few shots, she looks like the Michael Jackson "Mr. Jefferson" character on South Park.That said, in some other pics where the surgery isn't so obvious, she looks great. And she's got a really nice ass.
+1
She's definitely a crawfish! www.cajuncrawfishpie.com (tear off the head - eat the body)
At 9:19 PM 6 March 2009
Jesus Christ wrote
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"your face looks like an old catchers mitt!"LOL That link goes to a slideshow btw. Was "tore up" supposed to apply to all of them?
Well if you click on it--it goes right to her pic for about 5 secs. Just pause the slideshow and you'll see what I mean. :)
At 9:30 PM 6 March 2009
Dj-Bedtime wrote
"Oh, hey Ray Liotta, Im calling you Ray Liotta because your face resembles a decorative squash"
-Stewie
-Stewie
At 9:43 PM 6 March 2009
Joshua Carl wrote
the worst thing is, she was really hot before the botched surgeries... its a shame that people cant see what they really are and need to build confidence in themselves with surgery.
At 9:44 PM 6 March 2009
sopranosupasta wrote
btw, they now have WAAF kinda on board, seeing how Spaz is at their events now,
www.facebook.com
you might need to be his friends to see
www.facebook.com
you might need to be his friends to see
At 9:49 PM 6 March 2009
Joshua Carl wrote
check out these pics, the before and after is CRAZY!
viewmorepics.myspace.com
viewmorepics.myspace.com
At 9:49 PM 6 March 2009
sopranosupasta wrote
Im not adding her frankenpuss ass
At 9:51 PM 6 March 2009
Joshua Carl wrote
Jocelyn.'s profile is set to private.
This user must add you as a friend to see his/her photos.
Drag to your desktop & upload to mediafire or something.
This user must add you as a friend to see his/her photos.
Drag to your desktop & upload to mediafire or something.
At 9:51 PM 6 March 2009
bourbonstmc wrote
At 10:02 PM 6 March 2009
sopranosupasta wrote
LMAO
At 10:09 PM 6 March 2009
DJ Dynamite - NJ wrote
damn son shorty looks like micheal jacksons tour Dj with that beak
At 10:15 PM 6 March 2009
Dj-M.Bezzle wrote
That's actually not her worst after shot. There's a few in the slideshow that are downright scary.
At 10:16 PM 6 March 2009
bourbonstmc wrote
Sad man!! She wasant half bad before all that plastic surg.
At 12:08 AM 7 March 2009
Dj-Bedtime wrote
AAAAAHHHHHHH !!!!!! M---------R S--T !!!!-Eddie Murphy
At 12:21 AM 7 March 2009
DJ Rugged One wrote
Haha speaking of eddie murphey....'she's a bigfoot gus and she's not trained propperly'
At 12:23 AM 7 March 2009
Dj-M.Bezzle wrote
".....and then a big brown shark came....."
At 10:24 PM 9 March 2009
well, why not.... you guessed it
NAKED DOLLS.
I dont know if they are working with the naked people as djs, or just as dancers
c6.going.com
boston.going.com
theres about 100pics... 50+ of the one with the MJ nose and fake hooters
NAKED DOLLS.
I dont know if they are working with the naked people as djs, or just as dancers
c6.going.com
boston.going.com
theres about 100pics... 50+ of the one with the MJ nose and fake hooters
At 5:18 PM 17 March 2009
Joshua Carl wrote
Naked dolls are just working as dancers, the dress in bearly anything and dance at the club. that is all. lol
At 6:32 PM 17 March 2009
sopranosupasta wrote
LMAO, I got no problem with a couple Naked Dolls dancing through my set, as long as its in FRONT of the booth.
At 6:54 PM 17 March 2009
DJ Bouj wrote
how long til they start pushing...HEY WE ARE DJS...LET US PLAY!!!
At 7:32 PM 17 March 2009
Joshua Carl wrote
Its funny, cause the MJ nose one is at Rumor every time I play, never says a peep, never ever......
At 10:49 PM 17 March 2009
sopranosupasta wrote
Aren't those Naked Dolls some of the Dollhouse DJ girls?
Looks like it to me
Looks like it to me
At 11:00 PM 17 March 2009
DJ Dynamite - NJ wrote
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Aren't those Naked Dolls some of the Dollhouse DJ girls?Looks like it to me
thats why I was saying how long before they blow the right people and try to start spinning....you KNOW they suggested it!
At 11:07 PM 17 March 2009
Joshua Carl wrote
I am going to check these girls out tonight cuz I need to go by the bar there at to discuss something with the owners...
ill give a first hand report of my observations
ill give a first hand report of my observations
At 3:33 PM 19 March 2009
tig ol' bitties wrote
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I am going to check these girls out tonight cuz I need to go by the bar there at to discuss something with the owners...ill give a first hand report of my observations
Enquiring minds want to know!
At 3:48 PM 19 March 2009
bourbonstmc wrote
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I am going to check these girls out tonight cuz I need to go by the bar there at to discuss something with the owners...ill give a first hand report of my observations
Yeah tig, let us know !
At 4:05 PM 19 March 2009
DJ Rugged One wrote
Has anyone noticed that less people get banned\less threads are locaked when this thread is alive and well....when we stopped talkin bout these chicks like 15 threads got closed, just sayin. hahaha :)
At 4:38 PM 19 March 2009
Dj-M.Bezzle wrote
this is a compelling story that greatly effects the world of serato djs
At 4:52 PM 19 March 2009
Joshua Carl wrote
c6.going.com
someone needs to take one of these guys and dubb in:
"Hey...lets take our dancers and train them to be DJs"
www.hulu.com
then cirrculate it all over facebook, twitter ect ect
someone needs to take one of these guys and dubb in:
"Hey...lets take our dancers and train them to be DJs"
www.hulu.com
then cirrculate it all over facebook, twitter ect ect
At 8:58 PM 19 March 2009
Joshua Carl wrote
I think we should take some our DJ's and train them to be dancers.
Something like that old Chris Farley as a Chippindale dancer comes to mind.
Something like that old Chris Farley as a Chippindale dancer comes to mind.
At 1:14 AM 20 March 2009
FunkyRob wrote
Training....I dont need no stinking training.
what I need is a Personal trainER
what I need is a Personal trainER
At 1:24 AM 20 March 2009
Joshua Carl wrote
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I think we should take some our DJ's and train them to be dancers.Something like that old Chris Farley as a Chippindale dancer comes to mind.
Lol what are we? The cast from Full Monty
At 9:10 AM 20 March 2009
Caramac wrote
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I am going to check these girls out tonight cuz I need to go by the bar there at to discuss something with the owners...ill give a first hand report of my observations
Tig is now passed on Michael Jackson-nose girl's floor...
At 2:54 PM 20 March 2009
bourbonstmc wrote
yeah, where the hell is that TPS report?
img150.imageshack.us
img150.imageshack.us
At 11:14 PM 20 March 2009
DJ Dynamite - NJ wrote
He probably told them he was a real dj and now he's still tryna get em outta his house
At 11:21 PM 20 March 2009
Dj-M.Bezzle wrote
ok...
Sorry for the disapoointment...I REALLY REALLY did go this past Thursday...I arrived @ 10 pm to find they had cancelled the DHDJ's in leiu of the first round of the NCAA tourney.
Since its a sports bar they had the games on all night rather then bring in the skanks.
I asked the owner what was going on cuz I came down specificially to see them and he said, "we wanted to watch the games rather then listen to the same planned out setlist of song we hear every week" then commenced to show me how they dance. Dudes like 45-50, so it was hilarious...
so I will need to report back at a later date.
Sorry for the disapoointment...I REALLY REALLY did go this past Thursday...I arrived @ 10 pm to find they had cancelled the DHDJ's in leiu of the first round of the NCAA tourney.
Since its a sports bar they had the games on all night rather then bring in the skanks.
I asked the owner what was going on cuz I came down specificially to see them and he said, "we wanted to watch the games rather then listen to the same planned out setlist of song we hear every week" then commenced to show me how they dance. Dudes like 45-50, so it was hilarious...
so I will need to report back at a later date.
At 1:42 PM 23 March 2009
tig ol' bitties wrote
pics of what? dude dancing? Ill have him do it again when I go in this week to gig. lol
At 1:48 PM 23 March 2009
tig ol' bitties wrote
Quote:
ok...Sorry for the disapoointment...
I asked the owner what was going on cuz I came down specificially to see them and he said, "we wanted to watch the games rather then listen to the same planned out setlist of song we hear every week" then commenced to show me how they dance. Dudes like 45-50, so it was hilarious...
so I will need to report back at a later date.
haha, you just legitimized their paycheck to the owner. "I CAME FOR THE DHDJ's"
i do find his comment funny though.
At 3:06 PM 23 March 2009
Quote:
" then commenced to show me how they danceIm sure BKS wants to see that video.
At 4:22 PM 23 March 2009
Joshua Carl wrote
This is amusing. Business is Business. Good to see everybody is enjoying themselves.
At 7:06 PM 1 April 2009
Drea wrote
Quote:
This is amusing. Business is Business. Good to see everybody is enjoying themselves.You register and 2 minutes later you bump this thread with your first post? I think this is about to get interesting.
At 7:13 PM 1 April 2009
bourbonstmc wrote
It's odd that one of the dollwhore dancers would sign up for a DJ website. She'd be as much of a DJ as I am a gogo dancer. Maybe I should sign up for a gogo dancer website. Their topics would all read:
How do you keep your white fur boots clean?
Had a bad batch of ecstasy.
I got tipped $100 for showing my clam.
Pasties... love them or hate them?
I'm getting too old to dance, should I start DJ'ing?
LO fucking L
How do you keep your white fur boots clean?
Had a bad batch of ecstasy.
I got tipped $100 for showing my clam.
Pasties... love them or hate them?
I'm getting too old to dance, should I start DJ'ing?
LO fucking L
At 7:55 PM 1 April 2009
Jesus Christ wrote
Quote:
Terms and conditions of using the Scratch Live forum.You must agree to:
1. Be nice to others
2. Not pass yourself off as a Serato or Rane employee
3. Not post advertisements for any product or service
I haven't banned anyone in a while (hint hint).
At 8:05 PM 1 April 2009
Terms and conditions of using the Dollhouse DJ's forum.
You must agree to:
1. Dress like a catholic schoolgirl or cheerleader
2. Pass yourself off as a DJ
3. Not forget to pump your fist during the pre-recorded transitions
You must agree to:
1. Dress like a catholic schoolgirl or cheerleader
2. Pass yourself off as a DJ
3. Not forget to pump your fist during the pre-recorded transitions
At 8:43 PM 1 April 2009
bourbonstmc wrote
Quote:
Quote:
Terms and conditions of using the Scratch Live forum.You must agree to:
1. Be nice to others
2. Not pass yourself off as a Serato or Rane employee
3. Not post advertisements for any product or service
I haven't banned anyone in a while (hint hint).
that was directed to you Drea :P
At 9:13 PM 1 April 2009
DJ d.range wrote
oh man. lol. I havent been on this thread in a while. This is funny stuff. You should hear some of the real club promoters/club owners talk about these gals. They think its the funniest/scummiest thing on the planet.
At 9:14 PM 1 April 2009
DJ Pullout wrote
that'd be my guess.
but if it was, Id expect something less subtle.
but if it was, Id expect something less subtle.
At 10:24 PM 1 April 2009
Joshua Carl wrote
and apparently doing the Golden Banana on occasion.
api.ning.com
see, that kinda gig makes sense.
then again I know dancers hate girl djs usually becuase they play favorites and have horrible mic-personas
api.ning.com
see, that kinda gig makes sense.
then again I know dancers hate girl djs usually becuase they play favorites and have horrible mic-personas
At 11:20 PM 1 April 2009
Joshua Carl wrote
theres so much to LOL @ in that pic...
is the golden banana a male strip club?
is the golden banana a male strip club?
At 11:22 PM 1 April 2009
DJ d.range wrote
now... its girls.
my friend is actually one of the head DJs up there... but he doesent really have an online persona to keep up with this shit-show....
but a few weeks ago, he did tell me they entertained a lesbian dj for a few nights
and she was laughable... wouldnt get on the mic, and when she did it was really really bad....I cant say for sure its the same peoples...
wouldnt doing a strip club go against the whole motif of the DHDJ?
the whole, dont take our selves seriously and get the crowd involved for a party
ect ect ect.
because dancers take the the DJ VERY VERY seriously.
they can cost them money...alot of money.
my friend is actually one of the head DJs up there... but he doesent really have an online persona to keep up with this shit-show....
but a few weeks ago, he did tell me they entertained a lesbian dj for a few nights
and she was laughable... wouldnt get on the mic, and when she did it was really really bad....I cant say for sure its the same peoples...
wouldnt doing a strip club go against the whole motif of the DHDJ?
the whole, dont take our selves seriously and get the crowd involved for a party
ect ect ect.
because dancers take the the DJ VERY VERY seriously.
they can cost them money...alot of money.
At 11:28 PM 1 April 2009
Joshua Carl wrote
Just saying I was and still am amused. I really wouldn't say I am a DHDJ but I am related.
At 6:38 AM 2 April 2009
Drea wrote
He's the "founder" of the movement.
Too bad, they are getting the boot soon on Fridays from one of thier better gigs...ouch!
Too bad, they are getting the boot soon on Fridays from one of thier better gigs...ouch!
At 1:44 PM 2 April 2009
tig ol' bitties wrote
Quote:
now... its girls.my friend is actually one of the head DJs up there... but he doesent really have an online persona to keep up with this shit-show....
but a few weeks ago, he did tell me they entertained a lesbian dj for a few nights
and she was laughable... wouldnt get on the mic, and when she did it was really really bad....I cant say for sure its the same peoples...
wouldnt doing a strip club go against the whole motif of the DHDJ?
the whole, dont take our selves seriously and get the crowd involved for a party
ect ect ect.
because dancers take the the DJ VERY VERY seriously.
they can cost them money...alot of money.
ya youd think the dancers would get pissed when their on stage dancing for tips and they have to compete with the dj on the other side of the room in front of the decks dancing too
At 2:15 PM 2 April 2009
Dj-M.Bezzle wrote
Quote:
Just saying I was and still am amused. I really wouldn't say I am a DHDJ but I am related.one of their kids mabye??
At 2:15 PM 2 April 2009
Dj-M.Bezzle wrote
BeBe's kids was funny ..... and sad
lulz. this thread lives!
lulz. this thread lives!
At 3:14 PM 2 April 2009
Quote:
Just saying I was and still am amused. I really wouldn't say I am a DHDJ but I am retarded.I don't think being mean is the answer. We welcome you to the boards with open arms.
At 4:29 PM 2 April 2009
Jesus Christ wrote
Quote:
Quote:
Just saying I was and still am amused. I really wouldn't say I am a DHDJ but I am related.one of their kids mabye??
Nope. Their fluffer.
At 4:33 PM 2 April 2009
bourbonstmc wrote
Quote:
Just saying I was and still am amused. I really wouldn't say I am a DHDJ but I am related.ease up on Drea, I would like to get thier opinion on the matter. Lets say your a photographer, you spent years learning how to take the perfect picture, capture a moment with out words, and then a bunch of DJ's just said, hey, that looks easy, went out and bought the cheapest camera they could find at Best Buy, and then went and sold their service as the "Best In Boston". Now don't you expect the professional photographers in Boston, who spent years working their way up, to take offense to this? Also, instead of charging appropriately, they undercharge to win the business? So who wins? certainly not the Pro's and certainly not the people who hire them? Seems kind of one way?
At 4:37 PM 2 April 2009
The Notourious B.K.S. wrote
i thought THEY WERE the fluffers....thats how they geg gigs??
At 4:37 PM 2 April 2009
Dj-M.Bezzle wrote
Cool BKS. I agree with what your saying about the photographers but it still happens its up to the photographers themselves to improve themselves and start someplace. All of us who work in the industry have had experiences with new bartenders but they do get beeter. It takes TIME to learn but some bartenders still get hired. In the end we are all in the entertainment industry and we are here to work in it and bars hire people to bring in the business. So you look on how to improve your business model.
Encouraging discussion is a great way to create business
Encouraging discussion is a great way to create business
At 4:56 PM 2 April 2009
Drea wrote
Quote:
Cool BKS. I agree with what your saying about the photographers but it still happens its up to the photographers themselves to improve themselves and start someplace. All of us who work in the industry have had experiences with new bartenders but they do get beeter. It takes TIME to learn but some bartenders still get hired. In the end we are all in the entertainment industry and we are here to work in it and bars hire people to bring in the business. So you look on how to improve your business model.Encouraging discussion is a great way to create business
Please tell me and every other DJ on here, in what way are they improving themselves??
By finding better and better way to illegally download music?? new cool dance moves? cuz from what I have seen thats pretty much the only thing they can improve on...or maybe their looks as well, cuz every single one of them is god awfully busted...
They don't use turntables, or cdjs, or dual CD players...they use a LAPTOP ONLY. The dont mix, they dont even slam, they fade songs into one another or use auto mixing, or pre recorded mixes...in what way can they improve themselves? please enlighten us...
Maybe if you actually put them as DJ's first, instead of dolled up go go dances, maybe your "business model" would be a little more effective and you wouldnt only get hired to play in sports bars where the main % of clients are drunk old men and guys who havent been laid in 3 years...
You want respect from people in the industry other then bar owners then make them DJs. Make them take it seriously and put in the work we all have. Put them on turntables, or CDJs...and actually be DJS, not glorified jukeboxes...
At 5:33 PM 2 April 2009
tig ol' bitties wrote
I agree, any press is good press, but not to the detriment of the craft. Most DJ's do not get into this because we think its going to lead to Fame and Wealth. Just my perspective, if I wanted $$, i could find better ways to spend my time. There is a learning curve to being a DJ, and alot of time and effort to hone the abilities and do it right. Whether or not it matters is a whole nother argument, but this is something very different from being a bartender. There is no instruction manual to this, its something that many of us had to either learn on our own, or it was knowledge passed down. That time and knowledge is a valuable commidity, and it has a legacy. If they want to be DJ's by all means do it, but do it right. Learn it, spend the $$. There is no business that you can just walk right up and say, Alright I'm here, pay me. I'm sure its similar to photography, someone doesn't just wake up one day go out, buy any old camera and then start offering their services to the public. Many do, but few ever suceed and reach a professional level.
Your right to some degree about the need to innovate, and I think many dj's do. But what makes it more difficult is many owners, promoters, etc, can't sift through the bullshit. Its not just the DHDJ's fault, the industry as a whole has no soul. Everybody is out for the $$ by putting out the least amout of product, there is no quality to shows anymore. I'm all for these ladies learning how to do this right, but I won't stand for anyone getting a pass on putting out a sub quality product. Yeah, people may think its a novel idea, but those who know won't touch it with a 10 foot pole.
Your right to some degree about the need to innovate, and I think many dj's do. But what makes it more difficult is many owners, promoters, etc, can't sift through the bullshit. Its not just the DHDJ's fault, the industry as a whole has no soul. Everybody is out for the $$ by putting out the least amout of product, there is no quality to shows anymore. I'm all for these ladies learning how to do this right, but I won't stand for anyone getting a pass on putting out a sub quality product. Yeah, people may think its a novel idea, but those who know won't touch it with a 10 foot pole.
At 5:33 PM 2 April 2009
The Notourious B.K.S. wrote
I am looking to run a good business model. BKS I agree with you that there is a lot to work through with BS, I am actually very careful about where i put them and I work with them. As someone mentioned in an earlier portion of the thread more and more programs are making it easier for people to learn.(Just like digital has made the camera less mystifying for the un-informed). As for the teaching them its funny we have been hiring djs to show them how to work. We are willing to spend the $$$ but I am also not going to fault the fact that audiences respond to the girls and bars like them. This is entertainment in the end.
Why do bars/clubs hire good-looking bartenders? Why do they hire certain people to hostess or waitress? etc... etc.... This is about personality, this is about adding innovation, doing different things.
For those that are in the know they know its about the entertainment and the business.
BKS since you are boston local I will be more than happy to sit down and talk with you. You know where to find me. Come in and grab a drink on me.
Why do bars/clubs hire good-looking bartenders? Why do they hire certain people to hostess or waitress? etc... etc.... This is about personality, this is about adding innovation, doing different things.
For those that are in the know they know its about the entertainment and the business.
BKS since you are boston local I will be more than happy to sit down and talk with you. You know where to find me. Come in and grab a drink on me.
At 6:11 PM 2 April 2009
Drea wrote
so, I just talked to the DJ at The Banana.
because I wanted to be sure I was accurate.
It was infact the DHDjs...maybe just one.
"fucking horrendus" was the direct quote.
so, at the end of the day the outright misdirection of the tagline:
"we've trained our dancers to be DJs"
could be considered outright flase
fact is, they have been trained to open a computer, maybe pick a tracklist.
this is no lie:
My 5 yr old daughter uses Virtual DJ on the house computer.
she knows how to drag songs, click sync & automix...and then she dances around.
would I ever think to tell anyone that I trained my lil gal how to dj?
no, that would be a lie.
to club owners, who dont know better... they arent gonna check.
they just buy the idea, sure... they SAID they trained em.
enter: the golden banana. calling oneself a dj walks in and takes the gig.
finds out the hard way, especially in a room where people depend on your
DJ/Mic skills to pay their rent, that you have NO IDEA what your doing.
being 1/2 naked ang being hot in a room full of hotter neked women really
puts your abilities on the platter for scrutiny.
I too, found out the hard way, dj'ing a strip club is not as easy as you'd think.
Im all for making money.
and theres NO DENYING that this is a very marketable product, especially in
a sports/college town.
I think us (the djs) would agree its not the idea that its happening.
shit, wavies call them self djs all the time.
but, they really havent drifted from their target market. (which is either blind luck, or some great placement management)
bruins & celtics games every thursday til the summer, greatest bar?
Its perfect for them.
I dont think any of us are trying to get in the place, or any of those places.
its just a shot to the chops when anyone becomes in instant ____________ becuase
of some T&a...we have all fallen victim to it.
me personally, If I was an owner... Id have my new hot bartender with zero experience working mon-thrs days til they REALLY learn.
Ive taught plenty of people the basics, and more advance side of DJ'ing
and while my affiliation with the djmixacademy.com is a bit "looser" now
we still offer classes. I wrote alot of the cirriculum and reccomend learning
the proper way.
my idea from...weeks ago.
why not have 2 or 3 REAL hardworking female djs, and have the other girls
dance, and learn from them on the fly? theres about a dozen here in boston.
none of them are trolls, nothing some makeup and a pushup bra cant fix.
and for the sake of all djs, shitty, biters, great, wavie.
do not undercut others, or undersell yourself.
thats just bad ethics.
because I wanted to be sure I was accurate.
It was infact the DHDjs...maybe just one.
"fucking horrendus" was the direct quote.
so, at the end of the day the outright misdirection of the tagline:
"we've trained our dancers to be DJs"
could be considered outright flase
fact is, they have been trained to open a computer, maybe pick a tracklist.
this is no lie:
My 5 yr old daughter uses Virtual DJ on the house computer.
she knows how to drag songs, click sync & automix...and then she dances around.
would I ever think to tell anyone that I trained my lil gal how to dj?
no, that would be a lie.
to club owners, who dont know better... they arent gonna check.
they just buy the idea, sure... they SAID they trained em.
enter: the golden banana. calling oneself a dj walks in and takes the gig.
finds out the hard way, especially in a room where people depend on your
DJ/Mic skills to pay their rent, that you have NO IDEA what your doing.
being 1/2 naked ang being hot in a room full of hotter neked women really
puts your abilities on the platter for scrutiny.
I too, found out the hard way, dj'ing a strip club is not as easy as you'd think.
Im all for making money.
and theres NO DENYING that this is a very marketable product, especially in
a sports/college town.
I think us (the djs) would agree its not the idea that its happening.
shit, wavies call them self djs all the time.
but, they really havent drifted from their target market. (which is either blind luck, or some great placement management)
bruins & celtics games every thursday til the summer, greatest bar?
Its perfect for them.
I dont think any of us are trying to get in the place, or any of those places.
its just a shot to the chops when anyone becomes in instant ____________ becuase
of some T&a...we have all fallen victim to it.
me personally, If I was an owner... Id have my new hot bartender with zero experience working mon-thrs days til they REALLY learn.
Ive taught plenty of people the basics, and more advance side of DJ'ing
and while my affiliation with the djmixacademy.com is a bit "looser" now
we still offer classes. I wrote alot of the cirriculum and reccomend learning
the proper way.
my idea from...weeks ago.
why not have 2 or 3 REAL hardworking female djs, and have the other girls
dance, and learn from them on the fly? theres about a dozen here in boston.
none of them are trolls, nothing some makeup and a pushup bra cant fix.
and for the sake of all djs, shitty, biters, great, wavie.
do not undercut others, or undersell yourself.
thats just bad ethics.
At 6:24 PM 2 April 2009
Joshua Carl wrote
Quote:
nothing some makeup and a pushup bra cant fix.But maybe something that respect for themselves and the art form might prevent them from doing.
At 6:30 PM 2 April 2009
bourbonstmc wrote
Like Josh said, I'm not feeling super threatened by this, I'm out after a different market, but at the sametime, I can see the holes in this. Its fine if your catering to a niche market, but the minute you try and legitamally enter a differnt venue, your barking up someone elses tree, and that tree could fall on you.
Like I've said before, your a business man, its a great idea, but let it grow. like Josh said, maybe learn the girls a little more. I know from where I work and the people I work with, The DHDJ's are considered like a side show, not a main event. I think the issue many on this forum have with this, is we view this as a dilution of the profession. But all it would take is a little time, let them learn the ins and outs and have at it. I have no qualms about the DJ bredren here, who I repsect going out and getting gigs. We all bump stuff off one another. Work with us, not against us.
Like I've said before, your a business man, its a great idea, but let it grow. like Josh said, maybe learn the girls a little more. I know from where I work and the people I work with, The DHDJ's are considered like a side show, not a main event. I think the issue many on this forum have with this, is we view this as a dilution of the profession. But all it would take is a little time, let them learn the ins and outs and have at it. I have no qualms about the DJ bredren here, who I repsect going out and getting gigs. We all bump stuff off one another. Work with us, not against us.
At 6:43 PM 2 April 2009
The Notourious B.K.S. wrote
Joshua the offer is also open to anyone who wishes to speak with me.
At 6:43 PM 2 April 2009
Drea wrote
wow, you Boston guys can really put an argument together...big ups to the Boston school system
At 6:44 PM 2 April 2009
DJ d.range wrote
personally, this is the most "press / coverage / conversation" I have seen about any dj in a long time. Dj AM doesn't even get this much response. Like it or not, it's working.
At 7:00 PM 2 April 2009
stop kissing up Chad, they don't use your products lol
At 7:14 PM 2 April 2009
The Notourious B.K.S. wrote
ha!
how long til we see that logo on the TTm58SLDH edition.
complete with "sync" feature!
Maybe some night Drea.
whats your nightlife schedule like?
how long til we see that logo on the TTm58SLDH edition.
complete with "sync" feature!
Maybe some night Drea.
whats your nightlife schedule like?
At 7:28 PM 2 April 2009
Joshua Carl wrote
Quote:
Cool BKS. I agree with what your saying about the photographers but it still happens its up to the photographers themselves to improve themselves and start someplace. All of us who work in the industry have had experiences with new bartenders but they do get beeter. It takes TIME to learn but some bartenders still get hired. In the end we are all in the entertainment industry and we are here to work in it and bars hire people to bring in the business. So you look on how to improve your business model.Encouraging discussion is a great way to create business
To make this analagy more appropriate with whats happening, it would be like hiring a bartender who dosent know how to mix drinks but instead of learning to mix drinks he puts a vending machine behind the bar full of soda (no liquor) and sits in front of the bar half nakes talking to customers. Sure the people who are flirting with the bartender are enjoying themselves but what about all the poor bastards who are there to get drunk and have fun!!?!
The prob is if their not even attempting to mix your loqering the standard. When audiences who dont know any better go and hear shitty mixing and prerecorded shit then you have tons on wannabee djs who go i can play that and now the clubs are full of undertrained wannabee djs who suck just because their cheap and look good. When you have a market perputuated by undercutters than lowers the standard rate so a dj who knows what hes doing appears to be charging an astronomical fee.
At 7:44 PM 2 April 2009
Dj-M.Bezzle wrote
Quote:
personally, this is the most "press / coverage / conversation" I have seen about any dj in a long time. Dj AM doesn't even get this much response. Like it or not, it's working.They arent DJ's they are whorified jukeboxes...
Thanks for addressing my question by the way Drea..about teaching them to learn on real equipment...guess your just as "not serious" about it as they are...
I DJ some of the bigger clubs in Boston (Mantra, Saint, soon to be Venu) and also one of the places the DHDJs are at..we have a line 250 people deep on nights where we don't have celtics or bruins games to bring people in...
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why? cuz we promote and actually have a "good business model"...we know how to get people in based off what we offer as far as great service and great music (having a DJ ie myself) who has put in endless time and effort perfecting my skills and knowing what it takes to keep a crowd happy...I dont need to take my shirt off and dance around to keep people entertained...
thats what your missing...imagine if these girls could acually DJ..rather then just dance around and "entertain",,,you'd be able to get into clubs not just sports bars.... why call them DJs? Why not DOllhouse Dancers? Does the word DJ automatically give them instant glorification? It jsut makes everyone who already thinks DJ's who use computers suck, an even worse look.
At 8:12 PM 2 April 2009
tig ol' bitties wrote
DJing is an art, respect it or GTFO!!
/end thread
/end thread
At 10:10 PM 2 April 2009
DJ Dynamite - NJ wrote
HAHAHA wtf,, just like there djing there site comes pre- made, i know cus i seen that template before, freetemplates.com, cheap site representing a cheap idea,,,
At 1:24 AM 3 April 2009
djmarkol wrote
Quote:
DJing is an art, respect it or GTFO!!/end thread
At 5:34 AM 3 April 2009
DJ d.range wrote
I hope they charge out/in the @ss for their service. That way its more like paying strippers to play music. I dunno. its just whack. boo.
At 10:00 AM 3 April 2009
Dj Mayhem wrote
shorty after posting in here, some promo dude started following me on twitter who's pushing some chick dj. Again, no mixes posted. seriously wtf
At 10:47 AM 3 April 2009
Dj Mayhem wrote
theres a slew of copy cats it seems now..
more so then a year ago (when Tig started this)
some of them are passible, some.... well, not so much (Skill wise)
all getting by on their t,a & internet prowess
more so then a year ago (when Tig started this)
some of them are passible, some.... well, not so much (Skill wise)
all getting by on their t,a & internet prowess
At 3:20 AM 18 November 2009
Joshua Carl wrote
whoa... i'm late to this thread but it was an interesting read.
my take on it is that i see no reason to be a hater. they're not gonna affect me (not only in a different market, but in a different continent!) and there's plenty of TERRIBLE djs who don't happen to be women in skimpy clothing who are just as deserving of criticism on the DJing front - but rather than spend time criticizing them i'd rather put that energy into improving my own abilities.
i see the DHDJs as entertainers, and that much is definitely true - but whether they call themselves DJs, dancers, or astronauts, people will either be entertained (so no harm no foul), or leave and not come back. they're not Qbert but they never said they were. hell, a magician doesn't REALLY saw the woman in half, but you're still entertained, right? well if you wanna go some place where there's music and beer and pretty women with not much on, and you've never heard of scribbles and baby scratches - and let's face it, that's MOST people who go to bars each night - this'll be good enough. if you DO have more discerning expectations, there's other options.
those of us who have been DJing for decades can get quite protective of what we do, cos we're proud of the skills we've developed. the truth how important those skills are is pretty subjective - no one is gonna DIE if we trainwreck, which is why airplane pilots and brain surgeons need to be qualified and DJs don't. it's just our careers that live or die, and that's mostly tied into how much money goes into the tills at the front door and behind the bar. if being female and wearing a bra while you work keeps the money ticking over, so be it - i'm not gonna COPY that business model, but i'll work all the harder to ensure my tunes selection, beat-matching and so on keeps customers having a fucking awesome night, and coming back and spending money. THAT's what will keep me in my nightly slots, not trash-talking the women showing their pants and playing premixed music in the venue down the street.
my take on it is that i see no reason to be a hater. they're not gonna affect me (not only in a different market, but in a different continent!) and there's plenty of TERRIBLE djs who don't happen to be women in skimpy clothing who are just as deserving of criticism on the DJing front - but rather than spend time criticizing them i'd rather put that energy into improving my own abilities.
i see the DHDJs as entertainers, and that much is definitely true - but whether they call themselves DJs, dancers, or astronauts, people will either be entertained (so no harm no foul), or leave and not come back. they're not Qbert but they never said they were. hell, a magician doesn't REALLY saw the woman in half, but you're still entertained, right? well if you wanna go some place where there's music and beer and pretty women with not much on, and you've never heard of scribbles and baby scratches - and let's face it, that's MOST people who go to bars each night - this'll be good enough. if you DO have more discerning expectations, there's other options.
those of us who have been DJing for decades can get quite protective of what we do, cos we're proud of the skills we've developed. the truth how important those skills are is pretty subjective - no one is gonna DIE if we trainwreck, which is why airplane pilots and brain surgeons need to be qualified and DJs don't. it's just our careers that live or die, and that's mostly tied into how much money goes into the tills at the front door and behind the bar. if being female and wearing a bra while you work keeps the money ticking over, so be it - i'm not gonna COPY that business model, but i'll work all the harder to ensure my tunes selection, beat-matching and so on keeps customers having a fucking awesome night, and coming back and spending money. THAT's what will keep me in my nightly slots, not trash-talking the women showing their pants and playing premixed music in the venue down the street.
At 1:53 PM 11 February 2010
djtoast wrote
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but lets face it, with other programs out there that pretty much only require someone to press a button, its going to be easy to show these chicks how to do it.I'd let them press my buttons if you know what i mean... ;)
At 2:46 PM 11 February 2010
Banana_Peter wrote
I should start this business in Dallas...hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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At 2:47 PM 11 February 2010
Banana_Peter wrote
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